Best of Paul Ryan, Y'all!

Who else is woo-hooing and clapping?!

Oopsie Thursday

Oopsie!




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Oopsie:

 


The libs are not happy and it shows. I likey.

Bloomberg is Lying Through His Ass

Holy Shit.  Seriously.  Holy Shit.

Let me preface this absolute despicable asswipery with this: I live in Texas and I guarantee you illegals are still flooding over the border.  Hell, I have personally witnessed them swimming across the river to get here.  To say that it isn't happening is akin to saying Bloomberg colons aren't full of crap.

YOU LIE!

Watch this and try to stay calm: TRY!

To quote:  “Number one nobody has come across the border in a long time. I mean we spend a fortune on technology, and if you want to come to America illegally, don’t waste your time going across the border and through the desert. It’s dangerous. Just get on an airplane, fly here, and overstay your visa. We have absolutely no ability to track who you are and get you back."

So not only is he deluded (or at least wants us to think that what he says is truth), he then offers a quasi-solution to illegals.

This man needs to be run out of office.  Not only is he a danger to us, but more so to himself.  Shooting off one's mouth like that is sure to ricochet and hit him where it hurts.

Stunning idiocy.  I bet him and Biden would make great friends.  

Badass of the Day

Badass of the Day: Dr. David Steinhof, candidate for U.S. Congress in Mass. District 4.



Best line of the video: You don't need me to tell you what your problems are...

Hitting it out of the park, that's what David just did.

Keep Joe!

I have gone on the record (before I saw this video) saying that I believe Joe should stay on the ticket. I stand by that statement.

There's just too much idiotic fun left to let him languish in a back office somewhere during this campaign.



Everyone knows Hillary wouldn't come close to this kind of lunacy.

Keep Joe!

Friday Film

Have you seen this?

Dishonorable Disclosure: "Intelligence and Special Operations forces are furious and frustrated at how President Obama and those in positions of authority have exploited their service for political advantage."



God bless our troops.

For The Love Of All Things Allen West

Non-conservatives often tell me that Allen West is polarizing.  That he'd never be elected to the office of President.  Or that he couldn't carry the Vice-President side of thangs.

My response is always sadness that these folks don't recognize great leadership even if whomped upside the head with it.

When weighing in on Barry's insistence of Romney releasing more of his tax records, witness why I love West:

“Show us your sealed college records and Operation Fast and Furious White House memos, and we will all show you our tax returns.”

Did you hear the whistle of that truth bomb falling from the sky, esploding all over Barry?!

Sure, the comment isn't all that original, lots of folks have been saying it, hell, you probably have said it, but that West ponies up his reputation to say it = leadership we can support.

Momma likey.

The Big Issues Covered By Obama

If this doesn't make you want to vomit, it's official, you're a Cylon:



Riveting, no?

Made Me LOL of the Day

'Cause we can all use a lol:



In his college records, indeed!

Badass of the Day

Badass of the Day: Kira Davis

An articulate response to Toure's shameful remarks about Romney:



Wow.  I am so proud of this young lady and the TRUTHBOMB she just unleashed on race-baiting libs.

Well done, Kira.

Friday Film: Hitler Finds Out It's Ryan

 PAUL RYAN WEEK GRAND FINALE!

You should have known I couldn't resist...

Paul Ryan Truth-Bomb

MORE PAUL RYAN WEEK!

"Do we work for gov't, or does gov't work for us?"

Team Romney/Ryan!

And So It Begins...

MORE PAUL RYAN WEEK!

Yes, there is a segment of our population that will find the libbie's warfare relevant, but it only serves to make me feel sorry that they resort to granny-throwing instead of a real discussion or solution.  Gotta keep their base sucking at the government teat.




Ryan weighs in:



Mmmmmmm, smells like leadership.

Ryan Shreds Obamacare a New One

PAUL RYAN WEEK CONTINUES!

What kind of a leader Paul Ryan?  I'll let his actions and words speak:



Toe to toe with defeating this regime, that's what we can expect from Ryan.

I'm all in with this team.

This Is How You Do It

WELCOME TO PAUL RYAN WEEK! 

I sleepily stumbled into my living room Saturday morning and turned on the TV to find Mitt thisclose to announcing Paul Ryan as his running mate.

I had read the rumors Friday that Ryan might be tapped, but refused to get my hopes up until I saw it with my own eyes.

Saturday morning, I saw it with my own eyes.

I. AM. RENEWED.

I went back into my bedroom and woke up my sleeping Husband to tell him the good news.  I felt a deep relief that it wasn't Christie or Pawlenty or ~gasp~ Trump.  It was Ryan.

That Mitt is listening to people, that Ryan denounced Obamacare so fiercely, that these two are running together (and um, Fruedian-slip when Mitt introduced Ryan as "...the next President..."?!  Yes, please!) gives me such hope.

I am one happy gal today.




God Speed, mah babies.

Lesson Brought To You By Southwest Airlines

What a great lesson in accountability:



"...because they let my coaches do this for me."  

For me, not to me.

Brilliant.

ABC. Can't. Believe. It.

Tea Party roars back?! You're stunned Sarah Palin is 4 for 4?


Dudes, you're not paying attention if you think the TP is "roaring back" and are surprised Sarah's picks are winning.  Tea party folks haven't gone anywhere.

They are still here and about to whip y'all's badunkadunks at the polls in November.

You can quote me on that...

Jon Stewart..Again!

I'm starting to side-eye Jon Stewart and his attempt to bring me back into the fold:

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Sure, he still offers a slam against more than Reid, but that he hammers Reid in such a hammery way...

I. Am. Stunned.

Douchebag of the Day

Douchebag of the Day: Chick-Fil-A demonstrator Adam Smith

Dude is doing it wrong:



As we all know by now, this douche was fired after his company got wind of his douchebaggery. So, of course he did this:

 

Here's part of what he said:  For me, and at that moment, the main goal of supporting the gay community outweighed the collateral damage that Rachel became. And I literally just saw Rachel as collateral damage.

Gotcha.  Really, there's no need for you to say one. more. word.  We get who you are.
 

Why did I bother posting this? I think it beautifully illustrates the difference between a peaceful movement of support and the opposition that feels a need to push back in such a nasty way.

Libbie Handbook WIN.

Badass of the Week

Badass of the Week: RNC chair Reince Priebus

Reince Priebus + This Week = Harry Reid is a Dirty Liar!



Incredulous George S: "...you think Harry Reid is a dirty liar?"

Priebus: I just said it.

Truth-Bomb'd!

Friday Film

Romney ain't wasting time and it gives me a happy:



Keep 'em coming.

Jon Stewart is Packing a Truth Bomb

When Jon Stewart can make a liberal audience groan over blown "facts" that tie the Aurora shooter to the Tea Party, you know it's looking bad for the left. (hat tip: grumpy old man)


I love when I see the remnants of the old Jon Stewart that I loved back in the day. That he brought a Truth Bomb with him, is pure gravy.

Mmmmm, gravy.

Antoine Dodson Supports Chick-Fil-A

The Chick-Fil-A uproar ends here!

I present the common sense of Antoine Dodson:



If I wanna have a Chick-Fil-A sandwich, guess what? I'm gonna have a Chick-Fil-A sandwich.

BOOM!

Truth bomb never tasted so good.

WAIT!  Speaking of truth bombs, I got one more:

3...2...1...BOOM!

Oh Internet memes, how I love you.


IMPORTANT URGENT DELICIOUS UPDATE:  Nom Nirvana (for all y'all without a Chick in your area)  Also of note: click on pic at risk of dying from joy.