The article starts by reminding us that in nature, seals are black. (go ahead and groan) Then it goes on to state that most of our Navy SEALS are....wait for it....WHITE!
NOOOOOOOO! The injustice!
The Time Article (OMG, go read the stupidity for yourself!) then goes to the dark saide (wait, is that RACIST?!) and states that the elite pool of talent that the SEALS draws from are athletic, smart and....wait for it...good in the water. Here's where the Times muddies the waters, by saying:
For whatever reason, that has led to an overwhelmingly white SEAL force. (emphasis mine)
Um, didn't they just say without actually using their big boy words that blacks aren't good in the water?! Didn't The Times just tell us what they're thinking?!
RACIST!
Of course, they want it to appear as if you came up with their racist theory, by not actually saying what it is they're thinking.
I know it's Lent and all, and I'm trying to behave towards my fellow man on a higher, more spiritual plane, but Lord have mercy, what a bunch of tools.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
American Dream Downsized
When faced with an uneducated Barry supporter, because my go-to assumption is that people aren't just willfully stupid, when faced with anyone who still supports the buffoonery of this man, I ask: What has Barry done for you?
Has he made your BIG American dreams bigger?
Are you able to find a job you enjoy?
Wait. Are you able to find a job?
Are you excited at the prospect of handing more cash over to a government that spends like a drunken uncle at Specs?
Is a staycation looking better all the time because of rising gas costs?
Is milk in your morning cereal becoming a luxury?
Are two-for-$5 Old Navy flip-flops your shoes of choice?
Is living with your folks starting to look like a winning proposition?
Yeah....
But hey, Barry is The One! Barry says the Tea Party folks are evil and out to shrink government and take your 91 weeks of unemployement! Barry says he's looking out for your health by putting Michelle in charge of the junk food piles. Barry is hope and change! He's cool!
Yeah...
Wanna know what Barry thinks about the BIG American dream? Here's what he said last week:
"Folks don't have unrealistic ambitions. They do believe that if they work hard they should be able to achieve that small measure of an American Dream."
Emphasis on "small measure" is mine, but I think you get the clear message Barry's trying to express.
Your guy is into small measures. Looks like you're gonna be wearing those flip-flops, eating at mom's (hey! there's milk there!), enjoying your staycation in the unemployment line.
Good job on being an educated voter. It's still hard to swallow that you gave us this loser to begin with, but do us all a favor, do yourself a favor, and use that hard-earned education when you head to the polls in November.
Has he made your BIG American dreams bigger?
Are you able to find a job you enjoy?
Wait. Are you able to find a job?
Are you excited at the prospect of handing more cash over to a government that spends like a drunken uncle at Specs?
Is a staycation looking better all the time because of rising gas costs?
Is milk in your morning cereal becoming a luxury?
Are two-for-$5 Old Navy flip-flops your shoes of choice?
Is living with your folks starting to look like a winning proposition?
Yeah....
But hey, Barry is The One! Barry says the Tea Party folks are evil and out to shrink government and take your 91 weeks of unemployement! Barry says he's looking out for your health by putting Michelle in charge of the junk food piles. Barry is hope and change! He's cool!
Yeah...
Wanna know what Barry thinks about the BIG American dream? Here's what he said last week:
"Folks don't have unrealistic ambitions. They do believe that if they work hard they should be able to achieve that small measure of an American Dream."
Emphasis on "small measure" is mine, but I think you get the clear message Barry's trying to express.
Your guy is into small measures. Looks like you're gonna be wearing those flip-flops, eating at mom's (hey! there's milk there!), enjoying your staycation in the unemployment line.
Good job on being an educated voter. It's still hard to swallow that you gave us this loser to begin with, but do us all a favor, do yourself a favor, and use that hard-earned education when you head to the polls in November.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
File Under: You're a Stupid Idiot
Michelle Obama's inserts herself into your life, because you can't be trusted to make your own decisions:
It's one thing for a less than stellar example (HELLO, MICHELLE'S BADUNKADUNK!) to try and sell manufacturers on helping her resist king-sized bars (michelle: if they just didn't make them, i wouldn't hide in my closet eating them), it's a whole other thing for the Mars Candy Company to get on board with the stupidity.
Won't see another Snickers bar in my house.
Morons.
It's one thing for a less than stellar example (HELLO, MICHELLE'S BADUNKADUNK!) to try and sell manufacturers on helping her resist king-sized bars (michelle: if they just didn't make them, i wouldn't hide in my closet eating them), it's a whole other thing for the Mars Candy Company to get on board with the stupidity.
Won't see another Snickers bar in my house.
Morons.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Double Douche of the Day
Double Douche of the Day: Maxine Waters (AGAIN!)
Maxine is on a douchey roll! I think she should review Tuesday's post. Allen West has something he'd like for her to remember: history, for freedoms given, does not side with the Democratic Party. Voters would do well to remember that fact.
This woman opens her mouth and the darkness of her soul slithers out.
I'm not even sure holy water can clear up those lies.
Maxine is on a douchey roll! I think she should review Tuesday's post. Allen West has something he'd like for her to remember: history, for freedoms given, does not side with the Democratic Party. Voters would do well to remember that fact.
This woman opens her mouth and the darkness of her soul slithers out.
I'm not even sure holy water can clear up those lies.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Douche of the Day
Douche of the Day: Maxine Waters
It's gonna take more than an extra-strength Summer's Eve to get rid of her douchebaggery stench.
It's gonna take more than an extra-strength Summer's Eve to get rid of her douchebaggery stench.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Badass of the Day
Badass of the Day: Allen West
Allen West took the Democratic Party to task last week over their preference for "handouts" for the less fortunate, instead of empowering those recipients and their communities with education and a sense of self-worth.
"Conversely, the Democratic appetite for ever-increasing redistributionary handouts is in fact the most insidious form of slavery remaining in the world today, and it does not promote economic freedom."
Allen West continues to boldly say in crowded rooms, with media present, what others are murmuring in the shadows. Governmental handouts are choking out the promise of an entire generation. It is not a help, yet a hindrance to us all.
"The more they come to rely on government checks, the less they learn to rely on their own ability and ingenuity.
West was speaking on behalf of Black History Month and also noted that it was Lincoln (a Republican) that signed the Emancipation Proclamation, and the GOP that pushed legislation ending with Amendments to the Constitution that allowed blacks to vote, provided equal protections and gave them their ultimate freedom by abolishing slavery.
"The Republican Party has always been the party of freedom."
West's comments bring to mind the old proverb: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Sadly, so many have decided they no longer want to learn how to fish because the handouts are more profitable. Dems don't want to stop the handouts because of votes generated (or more truthfully, bought). Yet, the only way to turn this horror around, to save further generations, is to stop offering handouts that are harmful to the progress of a society. Let those who are able, "rely on their own ability and ingenuity."
Can I get an AMEN?!
Allen West took the Democratic Party to task last week over their preference for "handouts" for the less fortunate, instead of empowering those recipients and their communities with education and a sense of self-worth.
"Conversely, the Democratic appetite for ever-increasing redistributionary handouts is in fact the most insidious form of slavery remaining in the world today, and it does not promote economic freedom."
Allen West continues to boldly say in crowded rooms, with media present, what others are murmuring in the shadows. Governmental handouts are choking out the promise of an entire generation. It is not a help, yet a hindrance to us all.
"The more they come to rely on government checks, the less they learn to rely on their own ability and ingenuity.
West was speaking on behalf of Black History Month and also noted that it was Lincoln (a Republican) that signed the Emancipation Proclamation, and the GOP that pushed legislation ending with Amendments to the Constitution that allowed blacks to vote, provided equal protections and gave them their ultimate freedom by abolishing slavery.
"The Republican Party has always been the party of freedom."
West's comments bring to mind the old proverb: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Sadly, so many have decided they no longer want to learn how to fish because the handouts are more profitable. Dems don't want to stop the handouts because of votes generated (or more truthfully, bought). Yet, the only way to turn this horror around, to save further generations, is to stop offering handouts that are harmful to the progress of a society. Let those who are able, "rely on their own ability and ingenuity."
Can I get an AMEN?!
Monday, February 20, 2012
Obama On Gun Control
Barry, Barry, Barry. You want it both ways, but then again don't all Dems/libs/socialists?!
Barry's not a big fan of yours if you carry concealed, or hell, if you merely have guns in your house. But, he sure does like 'em in his house.
When talking about his young girls becoming teenagers, and how he had this to say (in part): "For now, I'm just counting on the fact that when they go to school there are men with guns with them."
Do I begrudge that he has Secret Service, or that his family has Secret Service? Hell no.
Do I begrudge that he retains such protection, retains the freedom that the protections offers, IE guns, yet doesn't want me, or trust me, to have it as well?
Yes.
One more reason the man has to go.
Barry's not a big fan of yours if you carry concealed, or hell, if you merely have guns in your house. But, he sure does like 'em in his house.
When talking about his young girls becoming teenagers, and how he had this to say (in part): "For now, I'm just counting on the fact that when they go to school there are men with guns with them."
Do I begrudge that he has Secret Service, or that his family has Secret Service? Hell no.
Do I begrudge that he retains such protection, retains the freedom that the protections offers, IE guns, yet doesn't want me, or trust me, to have it as well?
Yes.
One more reason the man has to go.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Holy Sh*t of the Day
Holy Sh*t of the Day: Melaney Linton
Don't know who she is? Melaney oversees Planned Parenthood Gulf Coast's affiliate. She's their newest president and CEO.
Here are her own words on providing abortions: “I am honored and humbled to be entrusted with such a sacred duty...
Fewer words have ever had such a chilling effect on me. Her sacred duty?!
Do those who support/perform abortions just black out (RACIST!) the faces of the babies they are sucking out of their mother's wombs? What the f*ing hell have we become when one views terminating a life as a "sacred duty?!"
I am left on my knees.
Dear God in heaven....
Don't know who she is? Melaney oversees Planned Parenthood Gulf Coast's affiliate. She's their newest president and CEO.
Here are her own words on providing abortions: “I am honored and humbled to be entrusted with such a sacred duty...
Fewer words have ever had such a chilling effect on me. Her sacred duty?!
Do those who support/perform abortions just black out (RACIST!) the faces of the babies they are sucking out of their mother's wombs? What the f*ing hell have we become when one views terminating a life as a "sacred duty?!"
I am left on my knees.
Dear God in heaven....
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Sheila Jackson Lee is NOT Happy
Dem R. Sheila Jackson Lee: Indignation: You're doing it wrong!
Lee: “The mantra of the Republican party is: Do no work, help no one, take away the highest essence of all religious faith, love and charity."
Me: If you're talking about not wanting to help those who are helping themselves to all the government assistance they can grab, you are correct! Except, our mantra is: Hey lazy ass, GET A JOB!
Lee: "They have a single purpose which is to defeat the president who happens to be named Barack Obama."
Me: Well, it's not our single purpose, but it is the purpose at hand. You don't seem to have a problem with your single purpose being to defeat those who have had enough of your crap. Ms. Lee, your poser has got to go.
Lee: "This is the most historical period in our lifetime and I believe it will be tainted, it will be shameful period.”
Me: Yes, ma'am. On this point, we agree! The only difference is that it will be your dude bearing the shame, bearing the taint (who else just giggled?!). It will be our pride in booting his behind to the curb.
Lee: “The mantra of the Republican party is: Do no work, help no one, take away the highest essence of all religious faith, love and charity."
Me: If you're talking about not wanting to help those who are helping themselves to all the government assistance they can grab, you are correct! Except, our mantra is: Hey lazy ass, GET A JOB!
Lee: "They have a single purpose which is to defeat the president who happens to be named Barack Obama."
Me: Well, it's not our single purpose, but it is the purpose at hand. You don't seem to have a problem with your single purpose being to defeat those who have had enough of your crap. Ms. Lee, your poser has got to go.
Lee: "This is the most historical period in our lifetime and I believe it will be tainted, it will be shameful period.”
Me: Yes, ma'am. On this point, we agree! The only difference is that it will be your dude bearing the shame, bearing the taint (who else just giggled?!). It will be our pride in booting his behind to the curb.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
My Valentine's Plea
Dear United States Military Members,
Will you be my Valentine?
You put yourself in harm's way for those of us you've never met, for those of us who have things to say, for those of us who are fighting to retain our freedoms in ways that seem small and almost laughable compared to the enormous task you face.
You voluntarily signed up to keep us safe. You voluntarily signed up to be separated from those you love. You voluntarily signed up to to endure hardships that most of us will never know about because patriots don't need words as much as they need action and muscle, most of which you provide while the rest of us keep the home fires burning for your safe return.
You are cut from a most special cloth. You are a living breathing example of the patriots before you and of those to come. You are the backbone from which America stands against the world of tyranny. You are the heroes of our time. You are mere flesh and bone and blood, yet somehow you seem more.
You are ours sons. You are our daughters. Our, mothers and fathers, our aunties and uncles. You are our brothers and sisters, our friends and comrades. You are our heart, our soul, our fun time Chopsticks and we love you, we appreciate you, we want you home.
I know we've never met, and I know I'm being presumptuous, but would y'all be my Valentine?
♥,
Not A Wonk
Will you be my Valentine?
You put yourself in harm's way for those of us you've never met, for those of us who have things to say, for those of us who are fighting to retain our freedoms in ways that seem small and almost laughable compared to the enormous task you face.
You voluntarily signed up to keep us safe. You voluntarily signed up to be separated from those you love. You voluntarily signed up to to endure hardships that most of us will never know about because patriots don't need words as much as they need action and muscle, most of which you provide while the rest of us keep the home fires burning for your safe return.
You are cut from a most special cloth. You are a living breathing example of the patriots before you and of those to come. You are the backbone from which America stands against the world of tyranny. You are the heroes of our time. You are mere flesh and bone and blood, yet somehow you seem more.
You are ours sons. You are our daughters. Our, mothers and fathers, our aunties and uncles. You are our brothers and sisters, our friends and comrades. You are our heart, our soul, our fun time Chopsticks and we love you, we appreciate you, we want you home.
I know we've never met, and I know I'm being presumptuous, but would y'all be my Valentine?
♥,
Not A Wonk
Monday, February 13, 2012
Being Called A RACIST! By A Lib Is A Rite Of Passage For Conservatives
RACIST!
Thank you, may I have another?
It's laughable how they try to stick the RACIST! tag on anyone who dares disagree with them.
What a bunch of lazy hacks.
Thank you, may I have another?
It's laughable how they try to stick the RACIST! tag on anyone who dares disagree with them.
What a bunch of lazy hacks.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Friday Film!
Robin Williams as the American Flag (hat tip: steve!):
"Come the dawn's early light...I'm still there."
"Come the dawn's early light...I'm still there."
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Defense Fail
An ad to reelect Barry:
Underneath the video, is the tagline: Fight back, make a donation today.
The 1% is asking the 99% to donate?! They don't want them pooping on patrol cars or throwing bricks through windows? They don't want them protesting in the streets using babies in strollers as human shields? They want ~GASP~ cash?! That's how they're playing defense against Romney's One-Term Fund?
Might be time for a new defensive coordinator.
Underneath the video, is the tagline: Fight back, make a donation today.
The 1% is asking the 99% to donate?! They don't want them pooping on patrol cars or throwing bricks through windows? They don't want them protesting in the streets using babies in strollers as human shields? They want ~GASP~ cash?! That's how they're playing defense against Romney's One-Term Fund?
Might be time for a new defensive coordinator.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Bawney Fwank Makes Me Waff
Barney Frank is twying to be sewious, with a hint of what he thinks is funny, but honest to goodness he just makes me waff...at him. Especially when he invokes Bush:
Bawney, even though you're good for a giggle, you can't leave soon enough for me.
Just remember when you leave to take your wascally wabbit with you.
Bawney, even though you're good for a giggle, you can't leave soon enough for me.
Just remember when you leave to take your wascally wabbit with you.
Monday, February 6, 2012
OccupyWhatevers: The Musical!
OcuppyWhatevers like to think they are revolutionaries, while the rest of us think of them as blinded, selfish, prone to violence, wannabes that haven't had an original thought since their last hit on the community bong. They have latched on to an entirely crafted leftist movement and refuse to see themselves for the pawns they are.
All that is missing from their lazy protests, their mindless chants against the horrible no-good 1%, is background music to amuse the rest of us.
I submit: Get Over It by The Eagles
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass
Yep, that pretty much covers it.
HORN TOOT ALERT: Today is Not A Wonk's 3rd Anniversary! Three years of my own little revolution, fighting the horror known as Barry and Crew. I thank all of you for joining the fight in your own way as well, and for indulging me and my dear Not a Wonk.
Onward!
All that is missing from their lazy protests, their mindless chants against the horrible no-good 1%, is background music to amuse the rest of us.
I submit: Get Over It by The Eagles
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass
Yep, that pretty much covers it.
HORN TOOT ALERT: Today is Not A Wonk's 3rd Anniversary! Three years of my own little revolution, fighting the horror known as Barry and Crew. I thank all of you for joining the fight in your own way as well, and for indulging me and my dear Not a Wonk.
Onward!
Friday, February 3, 2012
Friday Film(z)!
#1) The President Of the United States:
#2) The Vice-President of the United States:
Worst impressions ever of those who lead.
#2) The Vice-President of the United States:
Worst impressions ever of those who lead.
Thursday, February 2, 2012
You Can NOT Be Successful Without Me
The gal over his shoulder (second row from bottom, right-hand side) ain't buying his bullshit. Watch her when he talks about the Internets.
She may be standing like a pawn behind him, but she's clearly just there to steal his shine.
She may be standing like a pawn behind him, but she's clearly just there to steal his shine.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Alaska Is Doing It Right
Alaska is sick and tired, baby. As the Feds continue to encroach on state's rights, Rep. Kyle Johansen (of Alaska), has decided to farcically join them as a veritable poke in the chest with HJR31:
TITLE: Urging the President of the United States and the United States Congress to acquire the area commonly known as Central Park on Manhattan in New York City on behalf of the federal government; urging the United States Congress to declare Central Park to be a wilderness area and to prohibit any further improvement or development of Central Park unless authorized by an Act of Congress.
Who else just wanted someone to high-five?!
Rep. Johansen, along with other state leaders (including a dem), have been pushing for the legislation that is at this very moment pending in Congress to open ANWR for oil and gas development.
They can't have that? Well, then New York can't have Central Park.
Gave me the case of the "brilliants"!
Whether or not this is a long-shot, doesn't matter. The Feds want Alaska? Then Alaska wants them to also have Central Park. Alaska is making the Feds play defense. Smart. Annoying. Very doing it right!
Momma likey.
TITLE: Urging the President of the United States and the United States Congress to acquire the area commonly known as Central Park on Manhattan in New York City on behalf of the federal government; urging the United States Congress to declare Central Park to be a wilderness area and to prohibit any further improvement or development of Central Park unless authorized by an Act of Congress.
Who else just wanted someone to high-five?!
Rep. Johansen, along with other state leaders (including a dem), have been pushing for the legislation that is at this very moment pending in Congress to open ANWR for oil and gas development.
They can't have that? Well, then New York can't have Central Park.
Gave me the case of the "brilliants"!
Whether or not this is a long-shot, doesn't matter. The Feds want Alaska? Then Alaska wants them to also have Central Park. Alaska is making the Feds play defense. Smart. Annoying. Very doing it right!
Momma likey.
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