Oh Hai, The End ISN'T Near

What?!  Global Warming ISN'T Global Warming?!  Science was manipulated, numbers were fudged, nerds ~gasp~ lied?!

Well whadda you know.  WAIT!  Has Al Gore been informed?  If so, did he poop his pants?  Or sell some more bogus carbon offsets while he still could?

16 sciencey dudes/ettes have signed a document that basically says: PSYCHE!  No, for reals.  You can go read it HERE.

Not only have they signed this document, in it they take politicians to task over the bad science that is being peddled in order to make a buck.  HERETICS!

If they're not careful, they may meet the fate of Galileo when he announced the earth revolved around the sun.

Inquisition'd!

It's been a bit like that for those of us who like our facts, hasn't it...

#globalwarmingisalie

Badass(z) of the Day

Badass of the Day: Sen. Marco Rubio




You feel the failure of his leadership every single day of your life.


Badass of the Day: Allen West


 


Bring it on, baby. 

BOOM!

Friday Film!

Last week SOPA came to a head.  The Internets (thanky Al Gore!) was outraged!  Then, in the face of defeat, Lamar Smith withdrew his bill on Friday.  I think Mr. Smith must have seen this:



I feel ya, fake-Hitler.  Sometimes, I don't want to live on this planet anymore, either...

Comedy Gold, Baby.

Barack has chosen his campaign slogan, and I couldn't be happier because let's face it, I'm a snarky gal and I will glom on to things much less easy to mock than this....

Change Is...

~clappityclapclap~

Seriously?  Is there a Republican operative running his slogan department?! We've gone from Change We Can Believe In to Change Is?  Didn't they see how that worked out for them last time?!

Change Is...becoming unemployed and having no hope of a job even after two years.

Change Is...Death Panels becoming a reality if Obamacare stands.

Change Is...spending all your change and your kid's too.

Change Is...acquiescing to terrorist's demands for a place at the table.

Change Is...mocking, degrading, dismissing, chastising, recklessly minimizing Americans and their belief system.

Change Is...a transparent administration (oh, wait...)

Change Is...considering self-appointed czars a needed part of government.

Change Is...food stamps for all!

Anyone else wanna play?

Wednesday (Bloody) Wanker

Oh, how I love British slang.  If you don't know what a wanker is, I give you Urban Dictionary (NSFW!).



She believes the words coming out of her mouth, which makes her dangerous (as if I have to remind you of that).

Wank on, Pelosi.  You're doing it right!

Allen West Love

Allen, as usual, is asking the simple question the MSM can't think up on their own.  Although, in the MSM's defense, it's hard to think an original thought when your head is up the left's dank dark keister.



Hey Harry: What's up with that?!

WHAT?! No Funyuns?

This story isn't pressing news, but I figured we could all use a laugh starting out the week.

Florida Law Enforcement Hosts a Booze and Doritos Party to Test Breathalyzer!

Oh, Hai!  Everybody drink!

Which then brings me to this:



Oh, Florida!  ♫ Let's have a party...proceed to party! ♫

Happy Monday, y'all.

Friday Film!

Oh, Hai!  Happy Friday!

I know this clip is a bit older than most I post, but it gave a laugh.  Enjoy:



♫ Waaaa-Waaaaaaa! ♫

George Soros Bullied By Beck

~snerk~

Fine.  The headline is a LIE!  Soros bullied by Beck?! 




Well, Bill Moyers said it, a PBS shill (um, your tax dollars at work!), so it must be true...

Oprah Digs In

Image is everything, mah babies.  The truth matters not when it comes to keeping the wolf in the hen house.

Witness:



Masterful? Well, I guess that all depends on what the agenda actually is. If the agenda is Obama weakening America by destroying the egg producers, then yes, masterful. Oprah is either delusional, in need of medication, or part of the wolf pack.

I'll let you decide.

Laughable Liberal Civility Project

Libbies want more civility. Wait. Libbies want more civility on your end, not theirs.

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It's laughable cause it's true!

Gosh, she's got all that edumacation and no sense. Bless her heart.

Holy SH*T of the Day

Holy SH*T of the Day: Barry telling us he's doing something for our own good.




God help us.

Friday Film! Super Bowl Commercial Edition

I love me some good Super Bowl commercials.  I also love me some Rotel cheese dip, but I digress.

There is a plan afoot to do this ▼ during the Super Bowl; a live commercial, so to speak:



Not sure if they can fly directly over the game, as the concern for terrorism when large groups are gathered must mean some sort of restricted airspace, but hell, I'll watch just to see if they get some airtime.

If they succeed, I'll lift a chip filled with Rotel cheese dip in their honor.

And then have a sad, as the realization sweeps over me if the plan to impeach succeeds.  I'll give you a minute to figure it out too...

Bush, Bush, Bush!

Pelosi is officially a caricature:



Life is hard, ain't it Nancy?  It would be so much easier if folks didn't laugh at you every time you invoked Bush for the failings of this administration.  Need another Hawaiian vacay at the taxpayers expense, Missy?

Bush: they just can't quit him!

Voter IDs and Union Thuggery

As the upcoming November election looms, we're gonna hear more about voter IDs and if they are really necessary.  I am in the YAY group.  Union thugs are in the NAY group.

Why are unions opposed?  They insist that having to pull out a photo ID to vote will most certainly disenfranchise the poor and minorities.  What does it mean to disenfranchise?  From Webster's: to deprive of a franchise, of a legal right, or of some privilege or immunity; especially : to deprive of the right to vote.

So how exactly does showing an ID disenfranchise someone, especially the poor or minorities?  If your answer is that having an ID implies a cost and possibly one that these folks can't swing (don't get me started on how most of our "poor" have cell phones and flat screens), take a look at this, by The Heritage Foundation:

"Indiana provides a free identification card to any resident who requests one from the state’s Bureau of Motor Vehicles. Traveling to the BMV and requesting one, therefore, is the extent of the restrictions on voting."

Do the union thugs care about this?  Nah.  They only care about how they can swing more votes their way, by hook or crook.  Emphasis on the crook.  Mark my words, as the election draws nearer, we're gonna be bombarded with their loud thuggy disapproval, daily.

While Union thugs believe, nay INSIST, that it's burdensome for voters to show an ID before they vote (about as burdensome as registering to vote, I guess, but not near as burdensome as signing up for a cell phone service), and holler and intimidate their way through the coming months protesting, I find it hypocritical that when the unions hold a vote, they INSIST on voter IDs.

What?

Yep, they do.  Go HERE and shake your head.

Mention either of these facts to them, the freebie IDs or their insistence that you show one in their elections, and they simply become unglued with rage.  The truth hurts, mah babies.

Want to be better versed in the issue?  Want to be able to annoy a union thug?  Go HERE and read Heritage's work.

Onward!

Hugo Chavez PWNS Barry

Oh, President Chavez, you had me at, "Obama, mind your own business, and devote yourself to ruling your country, which you have turned into a disaster."



The creepy voice-over for Chavez reminds me of these videos (NSFW!):

No, that Patti is not me...much.

Badass of the Day

Badass of the Day: US Navy SEAL marksman Chris Kyle

If you haven't heard this story, and you love military men and women like I do, you're in for a badass treat.

Here he is being interviewed by O'Reilly:





Chris, a Texan (had to throw that in!) from Odessa now living in Dallas, has been nicknamed The Legend by his fellow SEAL members for his track record of 255 kills, 160 of them officially confirmed by the Pentagon.

The insurgents of Ramadi have given him a darker nickname, they call him "Al-Shaitan Ramad" or the Devil of Ramad, and have placed a $20,000 bounty on his head, which caused this reaction in Chris: "Oh, hell yeah!"  Gotta say, that's an extremely Texan reaction.  BAM!

In an interview with a Texas magazine, he was asked if he has regrets about his work.  His badass response: "It was my duty to shoot the enemy, and I don't regret it.  My regrets are for the people I couldn't save: Marines, soldiers, buddies.  I'm not naive, and I don't romanticize war.  The worst moments of my life have come as a SEAL.  But I can stand before God with a clear conscience about doing my job."

Chris has written a book, American Sniper, that was out last week. I say we all go buy a copy as our thank-you to Chris for saving so many American lives.

Oh, and did I mention that when Chris was back home, minding his own beeswax in a bar, that Jessie Ventura, yep that Jessie Ventura, told Chris that our men and women deserved to die because they were taking lives, which prompted Chris to deck Jessie?  Down on the floor where you belong, asswipe!  So badassey!

On behalf of awed Americans everywhere, thank you for your service, Chris.  And glad to have you home.

Friday Film

Classic Ron Paul:



You wanna root for him until he opens his kookadoodle mouth on foreign policy.

Know Your Role, Hollywood

Happy New Year, Hollywood.  As one who used to chomp at the bit to go to the movies, to sit in a darkened magical theater, I am now part of America that no longer goes to the movies.  Why?  Because you've forgotten something key to your success, something key to bringing me and the masses back.  As my New Year's gift to you, I'm gonna fill you in.  Are you ready?  Paying attention? Alrighty then...

Hollywood, know your role.

That's it.  That's my advice.  Follow that, and I'll be back.  Know your role, lefties.

You are in the business, or used to be in the business, of being America's court jesters.  What I don't want from any business I support is a lecture, or your societal ideal that I think is dangerous, continuously crammed down my throat in the name of art.  I believe you think we care what you have to say about politics.  I believe you think we'll hand over our movie money to see political hack-jobs thinly disguised as entertainment. You are mistaken.

I think the newly released movie number reflect your problem: you've forgotten your role.

I'm not saying that those who make movies shouldn't be politically-minded or at the very least have an opinion.  What I am saying is that we don't give a crap what that opinion is.  We don't pay to hear you squawk and yammer on about your nirvana.  Matter of fact, your position simply serves to keep our money in things that don't insist we agree with inane and unforgivably stupid political opinions presented as rock-hard facts.

Even though you think we be stoopid, the joke happens to be on you.

While three years ago you flogged those who disagreed Barack was The One and had the gall to call the skeptics racists (don't remember: read THIS).  Again, the joke is most decidedly on you.  If you were anything other than leftists, you'd be f*ing embarrassed.

The saddest thing is, other than you guys totally screwing up going to the movies for me, once one of my great joys, you've managed to support the moron-in-chief and in the process have screwed up the country along the way.  You've got a long road back to win trust or forgiveness.  Possibly, too long of a road, because so many of you REFUSE to own up to your misguided moronic mistake of pushing your boy, Barry.

You'll say he wasn't the man you thought he was.  You'll say he tricked you.  You'll say he disappointed you.  You'll do all that, hoping we'll forgive you. But what you should say, yet what you won't say, is that you're sorry for insulting, demeaning, accusing, belittling, and trashing those of us who not only have the magical movie dollars you so desperately want,  but knew EXACTLY who Barry was before he was elected into office, because we dared to use our brains and paid attention to the details.

You want us back?  You want us to love you again?  To get excited about you again?  To part with our movie money again?

Stop being such colossal jackholes and know your role.

Happy New Year, Hollywood!


EDIT: Found THIS continuing example this morning.  Do they have a kill-the-industry wish?!

Mitt Romney is Wrong

Mitt on Universal Healthcare: “What we did was right for the people of Massachusetts, the plan is still favored there by three to one, and it is fundamentally a conservative principle to insist that people take personal responsibility as opposed to turning to government for giving out free care.”

You can view the vid HERE.

Mitt, have you lost your mind?  Do you really believe that your universal care shenanigans and Obamacare are fundamentally based on conservative principals?! Have you talked to a conservative recently?

He then goes on to insist that it's "in-line with Republican views."

Perhaps that's your problem, bud.  These days the gap between being a Republican or being a Conservative is growing.  You'd be hard-pressed to find folks using the terms interchangeably, especially Conservatives.

I'd have more respect for him if he'd just own up to the fact that he screwed up as Governor and that Obamacare needs to be repealed and replaced.

A gal can dream, can't she?

Tea Party Wannabes: You're Doing It Wrong

Fine, I lied.  One more Christmas-themed video.  Maybe.  I can't be 100% sure this will be it.  Cause, let's face it, I'll always show a beat-down between two OccupyWhatever doofs.



This is what happens when they discover their "cause" is meaningless.  If they can't fight the 1%, they'll turn on each other.  Just like the Tea Party protesters did.

Oh, wait.  My bad.

Charlie Brown Converts

One last Christmas video before we dive head-first into the new year (NSFW language):

Go HERE, as the video was ANNOYING me with the instant-play music.

"It really isn't such a bad little bomb.  All it needs is a little hate."