Howdy, y'all!
Taking a breather from the holidays to offer a hearty Texas WELCOME! to the Dept. of Homeland Security. They dropped by (cyberly, if that's even a word) my humble blog and checked things out.
Hope you fellas in Washington appreciated my exercise in free speech. Although, my guess is this blog just made the list of "to be censored" if SOPA passes.
Happy New Year, all!
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Friday, December 23, 2011
Merry Christmas
The season of celebrating Christ's birth is upon us. From my heart to yours, I wish you all a blessed and mighty Christmas.
This year has been one test after another for this land we love, but through faith we will endure. I believe that. I will always believe that.
America is a country of deep faith, of goodwill to all, and I hang on to that throughout the year, but most especially during this time.
Oh, how I love this time.
Merry Christmas, mah babies.
(I'm taking next week off. See you in 2012!)
This year has been one test after another for this land we love, but through faith we will endure. I believe that. I will always believe that.
America is a country of deep faith, of goodwill to all, and I hang on to that throughout the year, but most especially during this time.
Oh, how I love this time.
Merry Christmas, mah babies.
(I'm taking next week off. See you in 2012!)
Thursday, December 22, 2011
MY EYES! MY EYES!
I apologize upfront. Sincerely, I'm sorry for the nightmares you're gonna have. Mea Culpa for the images you won't be able to erase from your brain. They are so ewww producing, that I will not post them, only link them.
But, someone had to show you what Barry tomfoolery is going on in the world: CLICK HERE IF YOU DARE
Forgive me.
But, someone had to show you what Barry tomfoolery is going on in the world: CLICK HERE IF YOU DARE
Forgive me.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Douche of the Day
Douche of the Day: Unions
Unions had their day, their use. Today they are corrupt. Agreed? No?
I offer this: SEIU Job Description
After reading that, does anyone else still believe that the OccupyWhatevers were abowel grassroots movement by the people? Of course! You can recognize them by their baaaaaaaaa!
The unions are the same hacks that insist that to vote in their elections you need an ID, but to vote in this country there should be no ID necessary. Voter ID = Dirty Republican tricks!
Gotta ask yourself why. What do the unions gain from this?
THE FRAUDULENT VOTE! The key word, of course, is fraudulent. Applies to all aspects of union thugs.
Keep your eyes open, my babies. Times are getting rough. Corruption is commonplace.
Unions are corrupt. Rebuttal?
Unions had their day, their use. Today they are corrupt. Agreed? No?
I offer this: SEIU Job Description
After reading that, does anyone else still believe that the OccupyWhatevers were a
The unions are the same hacks that insist that to vote in their elections you need an ID, but to vote in this country there should be no ID necessary. Voter ID = Dirty Republican tricks!
Gotta ask yourself why. What do the unions gain from this?
THE FRAUDULENT VOTE! The key word, of course, is fraudulent. Applies to all aspects of union thugs.
Keep your eyes open, my babies. Times are getting rough. Corruption is commonplace.
Unions are corrupt. Rebuttal?
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
Starbucks Marketing = OW Coincidence?
I will start with a confession: I am an original Starbucks freak. I have spent many an hour there writing and researching and generally hanging out. Yet, as the years have passed, I find myself more and more at odds with them.
As is my habit when traveling to West Texas, I stopped by first thing in the morning and while at the counter, I immediately noticed the $5 bracelet they're hawking "to get Americans back to work."
Here's a libbie view on it:
Oy. Not even a hint of sarcasm. He BELIEVES! Me not so much. I read somewhere else that this bracelet may only cost you $5, but it's worth $35! Uh-huh, sure it is.
I bought my coffee, snarked at the bracelet and the gullibility of folks who think Starbucks is gonna be a good steward of your money, and then felt dirty. But, I still paid my money and went on my way. HYPOCRITE!
As my trip came to an end, I told myself that I had to find a new coffee shop, that I couldn't give my money to Starbucks any more, and truthfully that pains me. I have loved Starbucks.
Then, this morning, this pic sealed the deal: CLICK HERE
Call me a conspiracy nut, but it smacks of collusion. Even if it's not, even if it's just a genius marketing ploy aimed at the OW idiots, that's enough for me.
Starbucks, I'm out.
As is my habit when traveling to West Texas, I stopped by first thing in the morning and while at the counter, I immediately noticed the $5 bracelet they're hawking "to get Americans back to work."
Here's a libbie view on it:
Oy. Not even a hint of sarcasm. He BELIEVES! Me not so much. I read somewhere else that this bracelet may only cost you $5, but it's worth $35! Uh-huh, sure it is.
I bought my coffee, snarked at the bracelet and the gullibility of folks who think Starbucks is gonna be a good steward of your money, and then felt dirty. But, I still paid my money and went on my way. HYPOCRITE!
As my trip came to an end, I told myself that I had to find a new coffee shop, that I couldn't give my money to Starbucks any more, and truthfully that pains me. I have loved Starbucks.
Then, this morning, this pic sealed the deal: CLICK HERE
Call me a conspiracy nut, but it smacks of collusion. Even if it's not, even if it's just a genius marketing ploy aimed at the OW idiots, that's enough for me.
Starbucks, I'm out.
Friday, December 16, 2011
Friday Film!
How about a little funny (you know it can be hit-or-miss) SNL to start the weekend right:
"...payroll tax holla back..."
Oh SNL, how I lurvs you when you hit it.
"...payroll tax holla back..."
Oh SNL, how I lurvs you when you hit it.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Delusional Barry
Helmets on, mah babies. The Leader of the Free World's delusion is spilling out again:
BUSH, BUSH, BUSH! It's wearisome, no?
Why are the poorest his strongest supporters? Because they "understand" that without him, their entitlements are in serious danger.
His incompetence is staggering. May God save us if he gets reelected.
BUSH, BUSH, BUSH! It's wearisome, no?
Why are the poorest his strongest supporters? Because they "understand" that without him, their entitlements are in serious danger.
His incompetence is staggering. May God save us if he gets reelected.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Douche Of the Day
Douche of the Day: L.A. Times
The L.A. Times did a story about Alabama enforcing some of the toughest illegal immigration laws on the books throughout the 57 states of Barryland. The headline read: Immigration: Feds to Alabama -- we're watching you
In a nutshell:
* Alabama has some of the toughest illegal immigrant laws on the book.
* Alabama police officers are required to arrest anyone they believe to be in the United States illegally.
* Alabama is enforcing the law.
* Money is being wasted. Tuscaloosa Police Chief Steve Anderson is annoyed that resources from his agency are being drained because "that is really the job of the federal government." I.E. The feds aren't enforcing the laws on the books. Barryland has the feds on stand-down when it comes to possible new voters or when they can add to the entitlement free-for-all, that will in turn grant voters who will recoil at the thought of losing their freebies at our expense.
All that is pretty standard "reporting" for the MSM, but it's the ending of the "story" where the L.A. Time earns their douchiness: "The devastating impact of the law continues to reverberate around the state. Farmers and growers are complaining of labor shortages, while local businesses worry about the damage the measure will do to the state's image and its ability to draw tourists."
Devastating, huh? Complaining, huh? Damaging, huh?
None of their stated concerns comes close to the impact that illegals have on taxpayers pockets. If I may, L.A. Times, you're douchiness in trying to sway us, to pull at our heartstrings, for the illegals that come here ILLEGALLY and drain more resources than they add, is a giant FAIL. Law-abiding folks are sick of this nonsense and the majority of us are rooting for the Alabama law.
L.A. Times, way to be a shill for your man, Barry. Journalism 101, FAIL.
The L.A. Times did a story about Alabama enforcing some of the toughest illegal immigration laws on the books throughout the 57 states of Barryland. The headline read: Immigration: Feds to Alabama -- we're watching you
In a nutshell:
* Alabama has some of the toughest illegal immigrant laws on the book.
* Alabama police officers are required to arrest anyone they believe to be in the United States illegally.
* Alabama is enforcing the law.
* Money is being wasted. Tuscaloosa Police Chief Steve Anderson is annoyed that resources from his agency are being drained because "that is really the job of the federal government." I.E. The feds aren't enforcing the laws on the books. Barryland has the feds on stand-down when it comes to possible new voters or when they can add to the entitlement free-for-all, that will in turn grant voters who will recoil at the thought of losing their freebies at our expense.
All that is pretty standard "reporting" for the MSM, but it's the ending of the "story" where the L.A. Time earns their douchiness: "The devastating impact of the law continues to reverberate around the state. Farmers and growers are complaining of labor shortages, while local businesses worry about the damage the measure will do to the state's image and its ability to draw tourists."
Devastating, huh? Complaining, huh? Damaging, huh?
None of their stated concerns comes close to the impact that illegals have on taxpayers pockets. If I may, L.A. Times, you're douchiness in trying to sway us, to pull at our heartstrings, for the illegals that come here ILLEGALLY and drain more resources than they add, is a giant FAIL. Law-abiding folks are sick of this nonsense and the majority of us are rooting for the Alabama law.
L.A. Times, way to be a shill for your man, Barry. Journalism 101, FAIL.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Allen West Lurv
On Allen West's Facebook page, December 7th, 2011:
I do love that man so.
Here's the link to his page: Allen West Facebook
"...Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness”. Obviously President
Barack Hussein Obama believes in a “guarantee of happiness” and that he,
along with his liberal disciples, are the arbiters of fairness. America
is about equal opportunity, not the liberal progressive mantra of equal
achievement. Nice try Mr. President but teleprompters and poll tested
messages do not equal visionary leadership. Sorry… I know, that ain’t
fair!"
I do love that man so.
Here's the link to his page: Allen West Facebook
Monday, December 12, 2011
Radical Islamic Porn!
Not really, there's no porn here. Wait. There's no Western version of porn here. But for an Islamic cleric, these are the naughties of fruits/veggies that women should avoid:
And this:
No, I'm not kidding. And it gets worse. If women want to nom these particular items, a third party, most preferably a male relative, like the ones that will take care of the honor killings if the need arises, should purchase and then cut into small pieces before serving.
The warped reasoning behind this is that if women see/handle these items (carrots included!) they will be thinking sexytime thoughts and WE. CAN'T. HAVE. THAT!
Dear Cleric,
May I offer some advice? Women will be thinking sexytime thoughts no matter what you take away from them. I dare say, it might GET WORSE now that you've banned their obviously favorite phallic fruits and veggies.
What's next? Washers with an enthusiastic agitate cycle?!
Sincerely,
A Western Gal who will continue to handle and enjoy non-bitesized forbidden fruit (yes, that was innuendo)
And this:
The warped reasoning behind this is that if women see/handle these items (carrots included!) they will be thinking sexytime thoughts and WE. CAN'T. HAVE. THAT!
Dear Cleric,
May I offer some advice? Women will be thinking sexytime thoughts no matter what you take away from them. I dare say, it might GET WORSE now that you've banned their obviously favorite phallic fruits and veggies.
What's next? Washers with an enthusiastic agitate cycle?!
Sincerely,
A Western Gal who will continue to handle and enjoy non-bitesized forbidden fruit (yes, that was innuendo)
Friday, December 9, 2011
Friday Film
Not a fan of Gingrich as my candidate, but the man tells it like it is here:
"Core argument" indeed.
"Core argument" indeed.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
OccupyWhatevers Made Me LOL
The Occupywhatever movement usually serves to piss me off. Bunch of self-obsessed douchebag wannabes. But this story about their movement (read: crap), gave me a pretty good laugh.
Some Occupy L.A. arrestees feel traumatized, might seek therapy
Upon reading the headline, I assumed they got a beatdown they deserved; I was wrong. They weren't beaten with billy clubs or shot at with real live bullets. Nope. Their trauma stems from the following:
* traumatized after witnessing police use nonlethal force (After living in the makeshift camps and witnessing rape, murder and other mayhem, nonlethal force is hard on the psyche, people.)
* put in zip-tie handcuffs and kept in them for hours (NOooooooo!)
* forced to urinate in bags on the bus as they were transported to jails (WHAT?! I guess once you use the streets as your personal latrine, nothing compares)
Is it any wonder the majority of these idiots are unemployed leaches on our society?
Occupywhatevers: You were traumatized by nonlethal force?! By zip-tie cuffs? By peeing in a bag?! You might seek therapy for the experience?! Bwhahahahahahahaha! Good one! Boy, that speaks volumes about your cajones, or lack thereof.
How disappointed you must be that you didn't get your way, even though you threw a massive occupythis fit.
While you make me, and millions of other Americans sick, thanks for the massive LOL!
Some Occupy L.A. arrestees feel traumatized, might seek therapy
Upon reading the headline, I assumed they got a beatdown they deserved; I was wrong. They weren't beaten with billy clubs or shot at with real live bullets. Nope. Their trauma stems from the following:
* traumatized after witnessing police use nonlethal force (After living in the makeshift camps and witnessing rape, murder and other mayhem, nonlethal force is hard on the psyche, people.)
* put in zip-tie handcuffs and kept in them for hours (NOooooooo!)
* forced to urinate in bags on the bus as they were transported to jails (WHAT?! I guess once you use the streets as your personal latrine, nothing compares)
Is it any wonder the majority of these idiots are unemployed leaches on our society?
Occupywhatevers: You were traumatized by nonlethal force?! By zip-tie cuffs? By peeing in a bag?! You might seek therapy for the experience?! Bwhahahahahahahaha! Good one! Boy, that speaks volumes about your cajones, or lack thereof.
How disappointed you must be that you didn't get your way, even though you threw a massive occupythis fit.
While you make me, and millions of other Americans sick, thanks for the massive LOL!
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Just The Tip of The 'Berg, Baby
After yesterday's valuable video/lesson from badass Peter Berg, I offer you another head-banging moment in what's wrong with our system. Helmets on, mah babies.
Food Stamps for Frappaccinos
That's right, Starbucks, ever the humanitarian corporation, is allowing folks with food stamps to purchase a $5.25 tall Frappaccino and a slice of pumpkin bread from a branch in Salem, Oregon.
Makes you feel better that your tax dollars are feeding the poor in this manner, right? NO?! Exactly.
If someone is poor enough for foodstamps, I suggest they may NOT use that money for luxury items that I won't even buy because of how ridiculous the pricing has become. Don't get me wrong, Momma loves a piping hot grande Americano from Starbucks, but I refuse to buy them regularly because Starbucks thinks they're worth more than I'm willing to pay on a daily basis. It's called a luxury item for a reason.
No way in hell should food stamps be used in this manner.
You're poor and hungry? Well, we have some milk, bread, beans, cheese....see where I'm going with this?
You food stamp folks want a Frap? Too bad. Go earn one like the rest of us have to. Food stamps don't cover that.
Oh, wait...
Food Stamps for Frappaccinos
That's right, Starbucks, ever the humanitarian corporation, is allowing folks with food stamps to purchase a $5.25 tall Frappaccino and a slice of pumpkin bread from a branch in Salem, Oregon.
Makes you feel better that your tax dollars are feeding the poor in this manner, right? NO?! Exactly.
If someone is poor enough for foodstamps, I suggest they may NOT use that money for luxury items that I won't even buy because of how ridiculous the pricing has become. Don't get me wrong, Momma loves a piping hot grande Americano from Starbucks, but I refuse to buy them regularly because Starbucks thinks they're worth more than I'm willing to pay on a daily basis. It's called a luxury item for a reason.
No way in hell should food stamps be used in this manner.
You're poor and hungry? Well, we have some milk, bread, beans, cheese....see where I'm going with this?
You food stamp folks want a Frap? Too bad. Go earn one like the rest of us have to. Food stamps don't cover that.
Oh, wait...
Monday, December 5, 2011
Friday, December 2, 2011
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Down Twinkles
Baaaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaa!
W. T. F?!
Is there an echo of stupidity in here?
Russell Simmons is yanking their own wool over their eyes and they're so busy repeating his nonsense that they don't care that they're blind. I wonder if Russell was all, "I can't believe they bought that crap!" once he stepped down and hightailed it back to his 1% digs and lifestyle.
Hell, I should make him an honorary Badass of the Day for pulling off this stunt.
BaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaHA!
W. T. F?!
Is there an echo of stupidity in here?
Russell Simmons is yanking their own wool over their eyes and they're so busy repeating his nonsense that they don't care that they're blind. I wonder if Russell was all, "I can't believe they bought that crap!" once he stepped down and hightailed it back to his 1% digs and lifestyle.
Hell, I should make him an honorary Badass of the Day for pulling off this stunt.
BaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaHA!
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