Monday, February 28, 2011

Moron of the Day

Moron of the Day: Haley Barbour

I have a headache.  I've taken an appropriate drug to alleviate it.  30 minutes later, it's still not working.  So I ate some chocolate, cause well, chocolate cures just about everything.

Just about.  Ain't no cure for head-throbbing like this:

Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour said: "The president is one of the greatest politicians in the history of the United States."

For Reals.  He even said it in public, on a nationally televised show, Sunday's "Meet The Press."

Looky:



Of course he's talking about union thuggery and the reason why Barry is "quiet" about the issue.

It's because YOU know it NEEDS to be done, sillies.

Don't think they make a pain reliever big enough to calm that trouble.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Friday Fun!

Stuff that gave me a good laugh this week or just plain made me happy (or even last week).

* CNN's Cindy Crowley Surprised By Donald Rumsfeld's Ignorance Of Obama's Good Global Image

I couldn't even make it through typing that headline without LOLing! Um, Cindy? Head's up, Barry sux globally. Ask around.


* Michelle Obama eats delicious food that she tells you to avoid (while on a vacay that she also tells you to sacrifice)

How much fat are in those ribs?!

Coffee-braised Short Ribs With Ancho Chile

Serving Size: 1 (599 g)

Amount Per Serving: Calories 1575.8

Calories from Fat: 1279


Man, talk about delicious, juicy, lip-smackin' hypocrisy. But, I kinda understand her reasoning. Got to fuel that badunkadunk with something...

* House Votes to Defund Planned Parenthood

Abortions are going forward, I have no doubt, but I don't want to fund them. This simply and purely delighted me.


* In Some Parts Of the Country "Redneck" Is Considered a Religion

Wow. I'd like to attend please. I promise to sit quietly and just observe. I wonder if they hold services in a drive-in movie lot.



Have a great weekend everyone!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

CAIR Confronts Allen West

Don't try to blow sunshine up Mr. West's butt.  If you do, prepare for this:




West says it succinctly; let us pay attention: YOU. ATTACK. US.

My respect, my support, and my thankfulness for this man grows daily.

Godspeed, Allen West.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

One Sick, Miserable, Evil SOB.

British extremist Anjem Choudary. Trust me, you will remember his name.

To refresh your memory:




See? I knew you'd remember a dirt-bag like Anjem. And just so you are thoroughly filled with disgust over this sick excuse for skin, here's a few things he's said:

* Americans are "the biggest criminals in the world today."

* "...the flag of Islam will fly over the White House."

That's all I need to say because it plainly shows his hatred for Americans AND it shows what he plans to do about his hatred (dominate us).

Now there's this story (thanky Mail Online!): Anjem Choudary to lead WH Protest calling for Muslims to Rise Up and Establish Islamic State in America

He plans to show up in front of the White House March 3rd, to lead this rally. In his words: "The event is a rally, a call for the Sharia, a call for the Muslims to rise up and ­establish the Islamic state in America.'

SIGN US UP!

Not.

Anjem thinks we are ready to ditch freedom for Shariah Law. "I think the American people’s hearts and minds are open to receive Islam as an alternative way of life. We expect thousands to come out and support us."

Man, is his ass in for a surprise.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Your New Facebook "Friend" May Be A Government Operative

I'm on facebook and I am well aware of the dangers and benefits.

Once, a guy and a gal I didn't know, not even remotely, wanted to friend me (this was about a year ago) and I said, "How do I know Barry didn't send them to keep an eye on me?"

#1) I was serious.  #2) Oh, the shit I took for my paranoia.

Jokes on you!

Headline: US Gov. Software Creates "fake people" on Social Networks to Promote Propaganda.

Go on, go read it.  Especially the leaked emails.   I dare ya.

Creepy, right?  Now, go delete every single person you have no direct knowledge of on your friends list. 

DO IT!

And the next time I swear there's a hobo in my attic because a wine glass went missing, you'll take me a little more seriously....

Monday, February 21, 2011

Union Thugs Gettin' Played

I seriously don't even know where to begin today. Last week left us with so much swirling dervish awesomeness that I felt giddy much of the time; my head was swimmin' the English Channel, baby! It's like the Wizard's curtain is falling, falling, falling (more accurately being torn to shreds by those who have had it up. to. here. with the rape of their country) and the left is scrambling to knit it back together with the ineffective needles and thread of their spin.

The light's are on in America and we can see. YES, WE CAN!

First up: Wisconsin's Union Thugs

In this corner we have, WI Gov. Scott Walker



And in this corner, and really all you need to know, Nancy Pelosi:


Pelosi says she's proud of Wisconsin Democrats who fled

She's the gold standard of fraud, so if she says she's for something, you better believe she's on the side of mayhem and insanity.

My money is on Gov. Walker. I say he takes the left in a knock-out punch. They'll be bitching the whole time, spewing their hatred and insisting we owe them their greed, until POW! to the floor they'll fall, while the rest of us cheer.

Next up: Names and Numbers

Taking my cue from Weasel Zippers, here is the list of the Dems that fled (by the way, the BEST nickname given them, to date: Fleebaggers)


Shall we give them a call and tell them what a disgrace they are to politicians everywhere?! And yes, I'm aware that's a cruel joke they may not grasp.

If you prefer an email address, click HERE, click on the Fleebaggers pic, which will direct you to their email address.


Let's end it: Herman Cain speaking to a Tea Party Crowd (no fake doctor's note needed to attend):



Never heard of Herman? Go HERE and HERE and HERE.

Unions need to understand that we are not intimidated, we are clear in what must be done, and their reign is nearing the end. It's time for all to pay their fair share, it's time for all to be included in a plan (obamacare comes to mind), or none at all.

It's time.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Saturday Fun!

I usually don't repost entire emails, but this one made me LOL first thing this morning, so it gets a feature.  (hat tip: john!)

Enjoy!


Math Quiz:  Just a very short, simple little math calculation you can do in your head.
I was amazed at how this accurately identified my favorite movie.

Try it, you'll like it!  The Movie Test.  This is pretty amazing!

I was surprised how this worked.  Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you have done the math!
Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.  This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most.  Don't ask me how, but it really works!


Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

 
 
 
 
 
Movie List:

 1.  Gone With The Wind
 2.  E.T.
 3.  Beverly Hills Cop
 4.  Star Wars
 5.  Forrest Gump
 6.  The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
 7.  Jaws
 8.  Grease
 9.  The Defeat of Obama in 2012
10.  Casablanca
11.  Jurassic Park
12.  Shrek
13.  Pirates of the Caribbean
14.  Titanic
15.  Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16.  Home Alone
17.  Mrs. Doubtfire
18.  Toy Story  

Friday, February 18, 2011

Friday Film!

Liberal Taxes Explained.  PAY ATTENTION, CONSERVATIVES!



"Also, you're a RACIST!"

Andrew may be right, this logic has it's roots in mental illness.

Oy.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Douche of the Day: MSM

Niall Ferguson, a Harvard historian, makes his case for the Egyptian revolution opening the door to a "high probability scenario" of the Muslim Brotherhood beginning their terrorist regime.

The MSM refuses to believe that the Egyptian revolution was anything but a WIN! for Barry, and that all is well in the region.  As usual, their short-sightedness is breathtaking.





Best line in vid, speaking of Barry's FAIL: "I think the execution during the crisis was flip....followed by flop....followed by flip."

Niall Ferguson = BRINGIN' DA BOOM!

As we here in America know, the fight for freedom is long and the danger of failing looms ever present.

Egypt's revolution was merely the beginning; their biggest fight, the long dirty slog, lies ahead.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Bill Maher Poops

Bill Maher pushes out a steaming doot about Barry's religious beliefs (is it any coincidence that his initials are B.M.?!):



Huh. So, Bill has his beliefs, based on his arbitrary opinions and not fact, and he thinks we should should respect those opinions, thinks they are perfectly worthy of air-time, yet anyone who disagrees, or believes Barry might have ties to the Muslim faith, is a lunatic?

Mental Illness thy name is Bill Maher!

Mr. Maher, please report to the pharmacy, your prescription is ready.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Republican Presidential Ticket

Ann Coulter and I completely agree on this one (it's a very short article. pop over and read it):

Nominate Christie, Because Romney Will Lose

When I think of Romney being the nominee, my heart sinks. It's a horrible scenario for conservatives.

So nominate Christie! But, Christie has said he isn't running, that he's not ready.

Looky ( he starts talking about it at the :40 tic):



You gotta love Christie. He's speaking as plainly as he can; he's telling folks what he thinks is important. But manohman, could this country use him.

So, if we can't have West, and we can't have Christie, who the hell are we gonna put up that ignites the country? Romney?! Paul (lol)?!

To quote Whitney doody-bubble Houston: Oh, hell to the no.

We need a badass and we need them now.

My dream team is a West/Christie or Christie/West ticket, but looks like I'm gonna have to wait.

In the meantime, maybe a Ted Nugent/Chuck Norris ticket will emerge.

A gal can dream, can't she?

Monday, February 14, 2011

Unbridled Love for Allen West

Part of Mr. West's CPAC keynote speech:



Note to libbies: This is what a leader looks/sounds/acts like.

Be still my heart.




EDIT: Weasel Zippers, one of my favorite conservative sites and a great source of info needs our help.  Here's the link: Weasel Zippers

If you can help, DO IT!  If not, tell all your conservative friends about the site and jack up his hits.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Friday Film!

A little late, but here now: Celebrating Reagan's 100th birthday (February 6th)!

Reagan Remix


May God Bless America.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Obama Lies (captured in cartoon!)

Dan Mitchell, over at Big Government played around with a cartoon video and came up with this: If Obama's Allowed To Lie, I'm Allowed To Be Snarky

Obama And Clinton Talk Taxes



Funniest line: I just ran out of breath.

NAILED IT!

If you think Barry is telling the truth, pop over HERE (Commentarama!) and see his lies in black and white (RACIST!) for yourself.

Seriously, someone ought to check Bar's pants for fire.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Michelle's Hypocrisy Tastes Funny

Is this pissin' anyone else off?!

Michelle Obama Defends Super Bowl Menu: Healthy Eating About "Moderation"

She can go on and on and on about you and your unhealthy, must be stopped, disgusting eating habits, but when it's her's, it's moderation, bitch.

Here's just a sampling of what was served during the WH Super Bowl party:

* Bratwurst

* Kielbasa

* Cheeseburgers

* Deep-dish pizza

* Buffalo wings

* German potato salad

* Twice-baked potatoes

* Chips and dip

* Ice cream

* Beer

...and of course,  one of Michelle's favorites,

* Hypocrisy

So, to review.  When you, Average Joe, eat the food you love, it's dangerous, unhealthy and teetering on terroristic.  When Michelle and Company do it, it's moderation, bitch.

YAY!

Isn't she swell?

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Badass of the Day

Let's start Tuesday with a WIN!

Badass of the Day: Sean Hannity

Hannity puts the hammer to Anjem Choundary:



"You're one sick, miserable, evil SOB."

Brother Hannity, on behalf of clear-thinking Americans everywhere, I thank you for speaking plainly and making no apologies.

Evil is among us; it is as real as the sun in the sky, although at times not as obvious.  Will we allow it room to grow or will we uproot it?  It may be the question of all generations, but it certainly is the question of our day.

God speed to all who stand toe to toe, face to face, against this force.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Godzilla and Global Warming

Krauthammer makes a great point...



Other than the obvious funny, the part that really intrigues me about this video is the ending.

Al Gore's a, a, a...
~ fade to black ~


Al Gore's a WHAT?! Don't leave us hangin'. Why did he get cut off? I mean, sure, we can fill in the blanks with some colorful stuff, but what exactly is Al Gore?!

A liar? A thief? A lunatic? A total embarrassment to his clan? A punchline? A made for TV movie written by scabs during a writer's strike? A cautionary tale for greenies?

WHAT?!

(editor's note: this post is a gimme, written during the actual super bowl, but not during the commercials. plus there's the whole, i'd been drinking issue -fine, i had exactly one beer -, celebrating NAW's 2nd birfday, super bowl hype and the invention of nacho cheese.)

Sunday, February 6, 2011

NAW Enters Her Terrible Twos!

Today marks NAW's 2nd anniversary.

~ POP! of Champagne and cheesecake here ~ 




Two years of trudging through the muck that is our failed political septic-tank field of dreams, deserves some cake.  Thankfully, I have a strong belief in my fellow Americans, and an even stronger faith in God, or else I might have offed myself by now.

Two years, updating mostly five days per week, for a grand total of 551 posts.

Here's my very first entry (if you're interested): Trying To Wake-up America One Entry At A Time...

I have no idea how long I will continue.  I went on a log run today and asked God this very question, explaining to Him that I can be snarky and downright pissy at times, not at all a worthy representative of our Lord and Savior, but He didn't let me off the hook.  He advised that I'm not quite done yet.

So, for whatever this site means to those of you out there, my hope and prayer is it has given you a place to begin, a place to come when you need a laugh amidst the political insanity, a place to be reassured, to believe, that we, as a united and powerful whole, can make a difference, even if it is through a small mouthy blog.

Thanks for the support along the way, thanks for reading and commenting (whether you agreed with me or not), but most of all thanks for being the badasses you are in the uphill fight to regain our freedoms and restore our beloved country to glory.  I am truly in awe of you.

Capes on mah babies; we're gonna need it through this next year.

Onward!

Friday, February 4, 2011

Friday Film!

Today, after a week of POWS! WHAMS! and BANGS! I thought some fun was in order. I give you this mindless, physical, eye-squintching trauma of a slap-stick, juvenile, and LOL-till-you-snort, Wipeout video.

Wipeout's Top 10 Moments (hat tip: big hollywood)



BOOM!

Enjoy your weekend, everyone!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Barry's Middle Finger Must Get Tired

Barry doesn't give a thought towards the American people and their demands that Obamacare be repealed.  His concern is moving his agenda forward.  Period.


White House Vows To Implement Health Care Reform, Despite Judge's Ruling

Bar's peeps have declared Judge Vinson's ruling as "radical judicial activism run amok..."

I'll give you a moment to stop laughing and wipe the tears from your eyes.

Radical.  Judicial.  Activism.  Run.  Amok.

So many fun words, so much vivid imagery, so much bullshit.

To prove my point, Judge Vinson didn't issue an injunction blocking Obamacare from moving forward (even though he could have).  Instead, he said "he trusted that the government would follow the rulings of the courts as they emerge."

How's that for radical activism run amok?  Believe the government will do the right thing, instead of forcing it down their throat.  The latter being Barry and Crew's m.o., of course.

Take a look at the WH blog post after the ruling:


Judicial Activism and the Affordable Care Act (renaming Obamacare, isn't fooling anyone!)

Yep, they believe (or do they?!) the courts are gonna rule in favor of the constitutionality of this dung-heap.  That they continue to disregard the courts, but more importantly disregard the people, reveals their intent for our country: strip your freedoms in order to gain power.  They are going to Al Gore this bitch of a law until the Supreme Court has their say.

While we have won an important battle for freedom, let's remember the war still rages.

(For an easy to understand analysis, go see Andrew, HERE.)

Onward, to the Supreme Court, Patriots.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Fictional Badass of the Day: Archie Bunker

Badass of the Day: Archie Bunker

Archie's take on Democrats. (hat tip: alfred n sofia!)



"It's a conspiracy....The country is going straight into the dumpa!"

From the mouth of an unlikely sage.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The Stench of Obamacare Grows

If the stinkin' pile of crap that is Obamacare is such a sweet-smelling rose, riddle me this: Why the continuing vouchers and the friends-of-Barry exemptions?

No, this isn't rhetorical: TELL ME!

What? You have no answers for me, libbies? You can't explain why one class of folks (betcha they isn't the poor) get to take a pass on the F-U that Barry thinks passes as "healthcare" and another class (betcha they isn't the rich or powerful) gets to take it up the ass?

Let me help 'splain it. Pay attention now.

As a primer, read this: Tawdry Details of Obamacare: White House Quietly Exempts Pampered Politicos

It's written by a board-certified doc, Milton R. Wolf, who also happens to be Barry's cousin. If you open your eyes to the truth, it will make you wince, until you get to the last line, and then it will make you nod in approval.

Dr. Wolf, we concur, Obamacare STINKS. REPEAL AND REPLACE!

If it weren't such a piece of maggot pie, everyone, including those who have their golden ticket waivers, would be happy to sign on. As it is, only those who have exemptions are satisfied. See, libs? That's a problem. And it shocks me, SHOCKS ME!, that you could swallow such inequities, especially since you fought on the platform of equality, and thought that's what you, and you, and you, and them, and you, would get.

Looks like you got hoodwinked.

Tell me, how's it smellin' now?

You also need to know that your boy, Barry, isn't about to care what you think now. He got what he wanted and as he said: He Will Not Refight Battle Over Healthcare Law

Let me translate: F-U, suckas! Bwhahahahahahaha!!!! ~twisting thin dastardly mustache here~

Here's the thing, this battle is going to be fought, with or without Barry. He thinks he's got this. I predict he does not have this, not by a long-shot. Oh, and before you start dismissing my blahblahblah words, I want you to think about a little powerhouse called the Tea Party. Remember those folks? (The Dems do. The Repubs do.) Well, they are fighting for repeal, and my money's on them.

November told a story in plain words to Washington. Either you straighten out our house, or we will throw you out. Barry likes to think he knows best, he likes to say stuff like Granny is safe! when in fact we know his "idea" of healthcare (winkity wink) is leading to rationing and death panels for the elderly, IE Granny.

It's just one of the many reasons why friends-of-Barry want a waiver. Add all the reasons up why they want a waiver and you will begin to understand why the right will not rest until the full repeal of this horrible law, or defunding, has occurred.

While those on the left blindly follow the Obamacare dupe machine, in the name of free healthcare for all!, those on the right can see Obamacare for what it is:

~insert euphemism for stinkin' crap pile here~

I'm with Doc Wolf, if one American gets an exemption, then let every American have one.

Word, cuz.


EDIT (i wrote this piece early and new developments are a'foot!):

Obamacare ruled unconstitutional!

Hot Damn!  If this holds up in the Supreme Court, Granny actually will be safe!

But here's the most delightful part:  Judge Uses Obama's Words Against Him  

The words?  Judge Vinson wrote: “I note that in 2008, then-Senator Obama supported a health care reform proposal that did not include an individual mandate because he was at that time strongly opposed to the idea, stating that ‘if a mandate was the solution, we can try that to solve homelessness by mandating everybody to buy a house..."

Roll that beautiful bean footage...



BOOM!  Bar meet Karma.  If this is a dream, please don't wake me...

Step by step, to Repeal and Replace, mah babies!