Revolution. You're Doing It Wrong.
"More sustainable stars than on the flag..."
Did you mean to make us almost wet ourselves from laughing? Did you mean to create a new stoner's catch-phrase? Did Crying Girl mean to wear those glasses with that slicker?
Dude, thank you. Seriously. Best laugh I've had all week.
To the rest of you, it won't surprise you to know that the young man in this clip is a Columbia grad student and trust fund recipient.