Asswipe of the Day

Asswipe of the Day: Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md.)

Just another libbie F-U to those most responsible for our safety as a nation: Hoyer: Military should also see pay freeze

To Congress I say, you first.  To Steny I say, you sir are a fine example of asswipiness.  Bravo.

Not pissed enough?

Attempting to convince himself, because no one is buying this bullshit, he said that by including the military in Barry's bogus 2-year civil servant pay freeze, (bogus in the sense that civil servants would be free to go from level to level to increase their pay.  they aren't frozen in their pay as it would stand upon the freeze.  tricky, eh?) that it adds...helmets on, mah babies.  this is about to get ugly...."an element of fairness."

WHAT?!

Hoyer is comparing the importance of what the US military does compared to regular joe shmoe civil servants, and feels that there should be an element of fairness about it?!  AN ELEMENT OF FAIRNESS?!?!  What is fair about that?  What would be fair is if Hoyer would shut-it, or better yet, accept his own pay freeze, or to call for a Congress-wide pay freeze, for a true element of fairness.  Can you imagine?  Like that would ever happen.  They cling to their perks, like the right clings to their guns and religion.  From their cold dead hands....

Steny, you should be ashamed of yourself, but as most of America is aware, libbies are incapable of this simple emotion.  S-H-A-M-E!

What a colossal  asswipe.

In other news, Repealing Barrycare is gaining steam in the courts.  It's just the punch in the mouth to the asswipes who voted for this stinker that I was looking for.

POW!

Step by Seizing Step

No amount of tryptophan dulls governmental abuse of seizing property they have no right to seize.

At least they left a colorful note to offset your sad.

Homeland Security Seizes Domain Names


First they go after the sites that you may have no sympathy for (speaking to the over 30 crowd), then your neighbor's (eep!), then you. Count on it. Washington is banking on your sheepleness.

Baaaaaaa.

If this doesn't scare you young adult Internets users right out of your pants, then it's obvious you are viewing too much porn and have long ago gave up suitable grown-up garments. Step away from the monitor, gather your thoughts for the future, and for God's sake, go wash your hands.

If you want to read a decent article about the idea of the government rights to seize these sites, go HERE. Big Government does it again. Mike Flynn, the author, slaps the DHS on their overreaching hand.

For a couple of years, I have said to anyone who will listen, and to many who refuse to hear, that if the fight for freedom is to triumph, we will need young Americans on the side of justice. The wrongful government seizure of these domains may be the sounding bell to outrage and action for those under 30.

Welcome to the fight, mah babies!

Onward.



EDIT: Commentarama did an entry on his topic as well today. Go HERE.

Black Friday = Meltdown

I'm taking a teeny tiny break today, but I wanted to ask all of you out shopping to BE AWARE!  BE ALERT!  BE CAREFUL!  After all it is Black Friday in one of the worst economic times many of us have seen and folks, well some folks, have lost their damned mind.

Witness:  Walmart shopper arrested after packing gun in belt; knives too

Further down the article it's revealed he's carry prescription drugs with no label as well as a pepper grenade.

No word on if he was featured on peopleofwalmart.com

Happy Thanksgiving!

I pray all that come here a blessed, safe and joy-filled Thanksgiving.

In the spirit of the holiday, I am thankful for a good and gracious God, for a family who loves me, supports me, and encourages me, no matter what I write here (and yes, at times they disagree and wish i wouldn't use such unladylike language), and for a country full of engaged Americans fighting to retain their freedoms against a government hell-bent on stripping us (in more ways than one) of control over our own destinies.

May God continue His blessings in our lives.

Happy Thanksgiving!

National Opt-Out Day

Today is National Opt-Out Day.  For more info go to http://www.optoutday.com/

Here's a blurb from their site:

"It's the day ordinary citizens stand up for their rights, stand up for liberty, and protest the federal government's desire to virtually strip us naked or submit to an "enhanced pat down" that touches people's breasts and genitals in an aggressive manner...


...The goal of National Opt Out Day is to send a message to our lawmakers that we demand change.  We have a right to privacy and buying a plane ticket should not mean that we're guilty until proven innocent."

For those not properly outraged, take a gander at this:



Or this:




Or this: TSA agents hate the fatties and smellies.  Say they're the ones being "abused"

Or this: TSA infecting USA?

Or this: TSA chief: resisting scanners just means delays  (gov'ment goons hate a revolt!)

Or this: Lawmakers seek probe (i am assuming no pun intended) of TSA's pat-down training after reported misbehavior

Sheesh, do you need more?  How about a little Allen West (newest badass of the day) commentary?


Airport pat-downs show terrorists have "won"

In the coming months, my money is on West.


And finally, a little levity:  Gimme that ball, TSA-style!




Happy Opt-Out Day!

Mosque Mayhem and Badass of the Day Allen West

First there was the gigantic F-U to all Americans by the Ground Zero mosque builders to continue building on hallowed grounds, which was bad enough, but now there is this: Ground Zero Mosque Builders Want $5 Million Grant---From 9/11 NYC Fund

Some say it's a question of the builders being out of touch with what the American public can stomach, others, like me, say they know exactly what they are doing by not only continuing to build the Mosque, but by asking for these funds (which, it seems, they are legally allowed to go after).  The builders are well aware this will cause another firestorm of protests.  They know they are poking our pained sensibilities.  They know we will oppose them.

They understand their raised middle finger and their mouthed F-U stinking American Infidels, will fan the flames.  This is a game to them; one they intend to win.

And we just keep letting them in the name of political correctness.

Enter Badass of the Day: Lt. Col. Allen West (hat tip: weasel zippers):



Totally worth the entire 6 plus minutes of watch time.

Look no further, I think conservatives may have found their 2012 candidate.  Allen West (any relation to Adam West and his super-hero alter ego?!) for President!

TSA Tactics

Just in case you missed it over the weekend:



Who is willing to accept this state-sanctioned goon patrol? You?

How about this one:

TSA pat-down leaves travelor covered in urine

Isn't it great?  No racial profiling here, just good old government harassment of those least likely to terrorize anyone.  Good job, Barry.


Still another:

Tears after rough skirt search

Well, she was wearing a flowy skirt.  Serves her right, right?  RIGHT?! 

And just one more, to drive the pointy point home:

Woman says her Lambert security screening was sexual assault

I read it.  Sounds like a sexual assault.  Well, not really because the government was involved.  If a government goon touches you, gropes you, pokes, prods, or caresses you against your will, it's not sexual assault.  How do I know?  Silly, they told us so.


Stay strong people.  Time for some good old-fashioned push back.  We have to meet them at every touch.  This IS the good fight.

Onward, Patriots.

Friday Film!

He continues to push his agenda, even in the face of a brutal and decisive beating at the polls. Delusional much, Bar?!



Well, he did admit to inhaling.

Move on!

EDIT: WEB CENSORSHIP BILL SAILS THROUGH SENATE COMMITTEE 

Blahblahblah:  In short, COICA would allow the federal government to censor the internet without due process.

"...without due process."  If that doesn't send shivers through your brain, I don't know what will...

To The Phones!  To Email!  Let Your Voices Be Heard...or get what you get.

Good News Thursday!

Could I be any happier about this news?: Nancy Pelosi Elected House Minority Leader For Next Congress

NO!  I ♥ it! 

I believe with this election of Nanc, the arrogance of the Dems continues full tilt and will serve the "angry mob" well.  They have turned a stone-deaf ear to the American public.  They have essentially, once again, given us the old F-U by placing her in this position.  And, honestly, I couldn't be happier.  She will be a highly visible example, our fight's touchstone, of what the dems think of us (very little, in case you've forgotten).  Every time she opens her mouth, every time we see her Cheshire Cat smile, she will continue to remind us of how stupid and vapid she thinks we are, how useless we are to them, how very un-American she accuses us to be, thereby encouraging us on the road ahead as we fight the good fight. 

So Dems, I thank you.  Happy Thursday to me!


Could I be any happier about this news? Part II: John Boehner Elected As Speaker of the House

No!  I ♥ it!

Maybe you like John, maybe you don't, but it's not the man so much as it is the party.  The shift has occurred, the election for Speaker is done, and we can now begin the business at hand.  I suggest we take a cue from Barry and not waste one moment.

To the bills!  First up: REPEAL AND REPLACE BARRYCARE!

Just a thought.

Happy Thursday everyone! 

Unofficial Fox News Clip Day!

Who isn't in love with John Don't Touch My Junk Tyner?  Takes courage to stand against a growing, intimidating, overstepping government with authority to make you literally pay (a $10,000 fine, the last I heard) if you refuse all security and instead wish to exit the airport with your dignity intact.

Watch an interview with my new hero:



Does anyone else smell a SNL skit this weekend?

DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK!


p.s. if anyone knows if someone has started a legal fund page for this kid, email me the link and i'll post it.  Gotta help DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK fight da man.

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What is this, Fox News Clip Day?!  I wanted to play fair is all.  I just gave the gals someone to lurv, so now I'm here for my guys.

Barry Care is a bonafide failure!  Brought to you by Michele Bachman:



111 waivers, and my guess that's not the end of it. Me and Michele will keep our eyes peeled and get back to you.

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It's official, it is Fox News Clip Day!

I entitle this one: Poop!  There it is!



Can you imagine knowing you would have to face the committee and showing up sans counsel?! If he hasn't the brains to secure a lawyer prior to this meeting, my guess is he's just not smart enough. Joe Public would have had counsel, this I believe. That Rangel didn't can only mean that he bet the maneuver would work to his advantage.

Looks like the house takes all, as he was convicted of 11 counts of breaking ethics rules.

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Finally, in news that has nothing to do with politics but is everywhere, does anyone else think it a bit creepish that Prince William gave his fiance, Kate, his mother's engagement ring knowing the embattled history that comes with it?

Granted, it's gorg, but in this particular case, I think it would have been lovely to take a few stones from it and cast an orginal.

But what do I know.  Can't possibly be a jinx.  Right?

Badasses of the Day

Remember this story out of California (surprise surprise) last week?: School Forces Boy To Take Flag Off Of Bike

This sweet kid was showing his support of veteran's in his family and the officials at his school, in their supreme wisdom, nixed the idea and action.

Enter a bunch of bikers, or as I refer to them, badasses, offering their support:



BOOM!  The good fight continues, mah babies.

God Bless America, and God Bless Bikers!

Asswipe VS Moron: Who Wins?

Oh my. It's a dirty dawg-fight today between the Asswipe and the Moron. Bets in people, bell's about to ring.


DING!

Asswipe of the Day: Fidel Castro calling it likes he sees it.

He seems to be paying more attention than the dems: "The most reactionary sectors in the United States are sharpening their teeth," Castro said, predicting that "all power (will fall) to the extreme right in the United States."

Reactionary? Does he mean "knee-jerk"ish behavior, cause if he does I gotta disagree. The right's march to bring us home is anything but reactionary in the sense that it's not thought out and methodical. Yet, if he means in strong opposition to stupidity, then finger meet nose.

When he says "all power (will fall) to the extreme right..." does he mean like Extreme Home Makeover cause that is certainly an imaginative, yet powerful way to put it. We are gonna knock down the parts of the house that are unstable and build it back all purty and new. Maybe even have a block party when we MOVE THAT BUS! (if you have never seen even the commercials for that show, these references will be lost on you...)

If he means that extremists are set to take over, I think most of us know he's got it backwards. The extremists are in power now. But don't blame Castro, he's old, lost and confused sometimes.

Oh, and one more thing, if you are part of the team that ground Barry's plans to a halt November 2nd, Castro also called you a racist.

RACIST!

Kinda stings coming from such a revered, well respected, hard-working, humble servant of the people, doesn't it?

Oh, how I keed.


Round Two....DING DING!


Moron of the Day: Nancy We-Didn't-Lose-Because-Of-Me Pelosi

Say what you want about Castro, but at the very least, he acknowledges the power shifting in Washington, unlike the dems. He recognizes that Americans are pissed and Pelosi is in the thick of it.

Here's Pelosi, in her own words: "The reason they had to take me down is because I’ve been effective in fighting special interests in Washington, D.C.,”....“I’m effective. They had to take me out. I’m also the most significant attractor to support for the Democrats.”

"They" = you and me. "They" = Republican leadership. "They" = the enemy to Pelosi and crew.

How she said she fights special interests in D.C., while she champions special interests, with a straight face, I'll never know. Botox? Went to her Happy Place? Drunk? Ditto for "I'm effective" and a "significant attractor" (ewwww).

Show of hands: Who's buying it?

Anyone?

Exactly.

Celebrity cage match anyone?

Friday Film!

The Government Can!

Three Things Thursday

#1: We have heard it before, ad nauseum since the last election cycle: The Left thinks that if you are a Republican, a Conservative or a Tea Party member (read: anything but a psychotic leftie), you are f*ing stupid.  You're a drooling moron, an oxygen stealer. You have no brain, and even on the off chance you do have a brain, you REFUSE to use it.  Unlike them.  Lefties use their brain all the time.  Lefties want to use your brain, if you indeed have a brain, which is unlikely.  Lefties have more brain in their farts than 10 Conservatives/Republicans/Tea Party members combined.  Just ask them.

Case in point: A lunatic leftie, Mike Malloy, shows you how, exactly, to use your brain.

BEHOLD (WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE):



See?! Told ya.  You should listen to a leftie, for they know of what they spew.

(Note for new readers: GOTCHA!)

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#2: The lowering of the BOOM! has begun.

McConnell to file brief backing court challenge to health reforms.

Mitch McC is supporting a lawsuit that questions the constitutionality of the Barrycare Law.

Mitch, on behalf of a strong majority of Americans, I give you my strongest blessing to proceed.  Tear it up, bud.

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#3: I have had it up to here (leveling my hand at the top of my 5'9" frame) with the Dems/Libbies/Unstable Lefties shouting about the Right's stupidity.  But it still has the power to give me the giggles.  Why?  Because by dismissing those of us who have fought the good fight, keenly aware of what we were up against and marching forward with brilliant strategery, SHARING THE TRUTH, BACKED BY PROOF!, we dealt a powerful and decisive blow, one such as many had never seen before in their lives.  Stoopid people could have never pulled off what we did.  Lucky people, maybe, but never stupid folks.

We killed them at the very game they thought they invented.  Yet, they try to diminish us as they take to their papers and blogs and tragic radio shows.  Their fury at the right is written in their souls and they think more of what got them into this mess (underestimating our intelligence and willingness to see the fight through) will get them out.

The weak, broken, out-voted left is delusional.

The latest set of drivel I hear is about how the pendulum will swing back their way in 2012.  That they pray Republicans tie up "progress" so they can blame it on us and swoop in to regain the majority in the next election.  They think that they have it in the bag as of today because the Dems have awakened and see that they are needed once again to slay the handout-squashing Republican dragon.

Here's my prediction: We will win again in 2012.

The right is not stupid, we are not delusional, we are not stopping until the country is back on track.  If that means we continue to purge Washington, you can bet we will.  If we are called on to crush those who aim to harm us at the polls, we will.

We did not vote on November 2nd and call it a day.  YAY!  We won and now we can rest assured Washington has learned its lesson.  Nope.  We have only just begun our fight in earnest.  We are of a singular mind and motive: freedom.

We WANT gridlock as long as Barry is in the White House.  We WANT to stop this runaway train of government intrusion and theft.  We WANT Washington to understand we mean the words coming out of our mouths and on our misspelled signs and it's business as usual for us as we continue our march back to freedom.

And if the left honestly thinks we're the ones causing the mess and that we're too idiotic to understand, it just serves to fan our flames.  Not to mention the entertainment factor of watching them poop themselves daily.

RAWR!  TEA BAGGERS BLARGITTY BLARG!

~POOP~

I predict the wins will be big in 2012.

I also predict the left will continue their downward poop-filled spiral until they can come to grips with the fact that we're rubber and they're glue....


Onward Patriots and a hearty S-A-L-U-T-E! to all of our beloved Veterans on their day.

Take A Little Off The Top?

Thank God! Finally! It's about time these haircutting thugs get theirs.

NO UNLICENSED HAIR-CUTTING, PUNK!



Makes a gal feel safe at night knowing that Armed Government Agents (are) Raidng Barber Shops.

Don't Mess With Texas

Everyone knows Texas is a border state, right? RIGHT?! As a border state, we have issues that some think only affect us, such as illegals. Those who live in-country, as we like to say, know that illegals affect every state in the union, but we are particularly aware here, no doubt.

Illegals are a burden on government systems, with billions (BILLIONS = 9 zeros = 000000000) being spent every year to support their needs.

Texas has had enough.

'Arizona Style' Immigration Law Proposed in Texas

Here's the part I love best: "Riddle's measure would also deny all state funds to any community which declares itself a 'sanctuary city' and refuses to aggressively enforce immigration laws."

BOOM!

Momma Like.

Monday Meh

 David-I'm-not-advocating-Gregory cries: I'm not advocating, I'm questioning...



Uh-huh. QUACK QUACK!


WHAT?!  This just in: Not all 1/2 black men have rhythm.




Well, that's one way to block out the sting of a shellacking.  It's the old produce a new pain to override the old, except in this case we are the ones who suffer.

For the love of our eyeballs, STOP "dancing."

Friday Film!

~X Marks The Spot For Our Collective Boot To The Ass (sillies, of course i mean the democratic party)~



Barry (and cohorts), you just got our boot to your ass. How does it feel?!

It feels bad.

Understatement of the year. Watch and listen at the 2:03 mark when he ONCE AGAIN turns everything back to him. Poor dudes/dudettes are out of a job for supporting policies and demands of the White House, while ignoring constituent's pleas to the contrary, yet Barry thinks they are trying to make him feel better as they pack their stuff and go. What class! What character! What a load of crap.

I don't doubt Barry feels bad now, but I expect he's gonna feel worse in the coming months, especially as those booted out have time to reflect on what exactly happened to them and turn on him. Their realization thought bubble will go a little something like this: Chum meet shark. Son. Of. A. Bitch!

Let the fun begin...

A Douche Says What?

Yep, back to it, mah babies. If they can't stop their stupidity, then we must call them on it.


Barry: "Yesterday's vote confirmed what I've heard from folks all across America. People are frustrated, they're deeply frustrated with the pace of our economic recovery."

No sir. I offer the only way you have a prayer in '12 is if you started telling the truth, not the truth as you want us to believe it. We are frustrated and ANGRY with you and your destructive policies. The end.


Reid: "...lawmakers of both parties need to start working together..."

Spoken like the loser who lost. You still may have your job, ain't no one holding your hand anytime soon. Not gonna happen.


Frank: "...campaigns of most Republicans are beneath the dignity of democracy.”

I think he said it with a straight (oopsie) face too. Plus, I hear he's an expert on what constitutes being beneath, so there's that.


Rep. Chris Van Hollen, head of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee: "Last night's election was a perfect political storm born out of the understandable frustration felt by the American people in response to high unemployment caused by the worst financial crash since the Great Depression," he said. "The record amount of secret money spent by right-wing outside groups turned this political storm into a category 3 hurricane."

"Secret money" is lefties term du jour. I bet Soros helped them coin it, while they plotted the Republican demise in a dank dark basement somewhere.



Pelosi: "The outcome of the election does not diminish the work we have done for the American people..."

Work? Like helping so many find some, or work like not reading the bills before voting them into law, or work like....oh, you get the picture.


Pelosi: "We have taken the country in a new direction and we are not going back to the failed policies of the past..."

If the direction you speak of is off a cliff, we agree. The American people also consider the last two years as the past, and in that you are correct, we will not be going back to your failed policies. Matter of fact, if we have our way, we'll repeal your policy failures. Ouch.


American University's Allan Lichtman, a presidential historian and former Maryland Senate candidate (to Barry): "Stick to your principles, try to push your programs. And if Congress doesn't accede to it, blame Congress."

Mr. Lichman, if I may, many Americans are already wise to your proposed shenanigans. Not only has a southern gal like myself openly concluded Barry would employ this plan, but many many others are already discussing that we most assuredly EXPECT the libs to take this stance. We sports fans have a little saying we refer to in moments like these: The best defense is a good offense.


MoveOn: "Progressive heroes like Russ Feingold, Alan Grayson, and Tom Perriello stood up for everything we believe in. But they were swamped by voter frustration and corporate cash."

MoveOn has the sads. With all that Soros "secret money" and with the MSM on their side, they still failed. Yes, "they" were swamped by voter frustration, just not the kind MoveOn wants to admit.


Barry: “I probably should have used the word ‘opponents’ instead of ‘enemies’ to describe political adversaries..."

You think?!


Barry: "I took a shellacking last night."

You? YOU?! Seriously, dude, put the mirror down. While your arrogance played a part in stoking the fires, and your policies SUCK, this is bigger than you, this is about Washington as a whole. Try and keep up.


Everyone, say it with me: A douche says what?







EDIT: Best analysis (in an easy to read format) of the election HERE. Andrew at Commentarama does it again!

A New Day

I am writing this post at 8pm Tuesday night, watching and listening to the incredible first calls on the election, and I want to be one of the first to say to all of you before the sun rises: THANK YOU! Thank you for hanging tough, for doing the job at hand, for standing in a time of peril, for not losing hope nor vision. We may not have gotten all we wanted or hoped for, but the fight is long from over. May we continue to look to God Almighty for what is good and just as we forge ahead.

Of course I suspect there will be some Dem backlash like this: Democrats Already Taking Legal Action,
but I believe in my soul of souls that as long as we reset our sights on what is important, on what is just, on what is righteous, then God's hand will not be shortened. We will prevail.

Are you as exhausted as I am? Holy smokes, what an amazing set of events that really has it's roots in the arrogance of this administration. Do you think that the Tea Party, the angry mob, the unAmerican, will get its props now? Probably not, but that's not important.

As I explained to many who asked, this election wasn't about mine vs yours. This election wasn't about a competition to see who wins. This election wasn't about expanding a party. This election was about the very survival of this country, about saving what we love. This bloody knuckled fight wasn't for "us", this fight, and the fight that follows, was for "all". There will be no gloating from me, only thanksgiving that we now have a chance to right wrongs.

And to be sure, I will thank God every day we have a chance. Plan to make the most of this moment, patriots. Keep standing. Keep pushing back. Keep the fire stoked. The road will be long and we have only just started to move forward.

What an amazing lesson for those who thought nothing could be done. What an amazing lesson for those who thought one voice united with another and another and another made little difference (all hail fellow bloggers!). What an amazing lesson for those who thought that Americans had gone soft and no longer had fight left in them.

We ARE America; this is how we do it. Still.

May God Bless each and every one of you and may God Bless America.

Onward.

Onward, My Fellow Patriots!

We are at the dawn of a new day. A wonderfully new, assuredly long and most trying day, yet the glorious dawn is upon us and we must not faint.

Today's prayed for historic vote is the beginning of what needs to be done to excise our demons, what needs to be done if our great country, and her sought after freedoms, are to survive. So many have lost their way, but many more see clearly what needs to be done and the path we must travel to regain our grace. The way will be harrowing, yet we must not turn away from the extreme task simply because it is difficult and messy; we must lead. These are the first sure steps in many steps to follow.

As we storm the polls today, may we be strengthened by all who have fought for our freedoms before us, may we remember and honor their sacrifices, their lives offered, as we continue the valiant charge forward. May we gain God's mercy as we humbly act for all, even for those who cannot see, especially for those who refuse to see. May we prevail, Dear Holy Lord, may we prevail and not lose heart.

Galatians 6:9 "Let us not grow weary in well-doing, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart.

Onward, my fellow patriots. Our time is now. November 2, 2010 will be remembered as conservative's mark on history, our chance to restore faith in the Constitution, to walk hand in hand with our forefathers.. Let's show them how to do it, shall we?

I offer you my deepest gratitude in advance.

Let Freedom Ring!

VOTE!



Most Helpful Election Day Edit: Go HERE to my friends at Commentarama to watch as the historic votes come in and seats are gained. Now where did I put my birthday/party hat?!

Badass of the Day

Badass of the Day: Woman in the video asking Ciro to tell the truth.

In Texas, an ad about Ciro Rodriquez (D-TX) losing his cool with a constituent is being played on a seemingly endless loop.  Makes me laugh every time.  The only thing missing is steam pouring out of his ears.

Big bad Ciro, Pelosi's puppet, was taken to task by a woman about his refusal to tell the truth and he reacts like he's disciplining a dog that refuses to do as it's told.

Looky:


Anyone else thinks the man protests too much?!

The wheels are coming off the libbie machine and it's all they can do to stop themselves from literally beating us when we point it out to them.

See you guys at the polls tomorrow.

VOTE!