Friday, July 30, 2010

New Day, New Threat

If you are still one of the folks that trusts Barry and Crew to do the right thing by you, I don't know how much more it's going to take to convince you otherwise, but I'm gonna keep on trying.

To those of you who are on to these liars and thieves, prepare yourself for head implosion in 3....2...

An internal U.S. Citizen and Immigration Services memo is zipping through the ether in Washington. This memo lays the route for "meaningful immigration reform absent legislative action."

Need a minute for this to sink in?

...1 BOOM!

That's right, this administration is giving you the ultimate F-U and Up-Yours by not only looking at an end run around your consent by way of a vote in Congress (you know, the way things used to be done before Barry and Crew charmed their way into office), but by disregarding your yammering for JUST THE OPPOSITE. Could you folks keep it down? Barry's got a coup to plan and he finds it difficult to think with all your silly "freedom and liberty" noise.

You, the American people, the voters who these schmucks work for, want the federal government to protect our borders, our families, our children's future, and they, the schmucks running the joint, want voters. Period. Who do you think they are going to listen to? You? Or illegals?

That's right! Washington favors the lawbreakers by going out of their way to help the lawbreakers continue to break the law. Who's surprised?

The National Review Online did a short article that is worth the click over about the memo, go HERE to read it, but I warn you it's nauseating and infuriating all in one breath.

But in Barryland, it's just another way, another day, that he can threaten all you hold dear.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Storm Builds

There's a whole lot of BLECH out there, my babies. Along with strapping on your helmets, I suggest a rain slicker as well. Getting caught in a shit-storm makes for tough-to-get-out stains, no matter how much pretreating you do.

* You know by now that Federal Judge Susan Bolton stepped in to slap a temporary injunction on the Arizona Immigration Law. What you may not know is that Judge Bolon is a Clinton appointee. Yeah, like we couldn't have figured out how this was gonna play out.

Here's part of what she had to say: "Requiring Arizona law enforcement officials and agencies to determine the immigration status of every person who is arrested burdens lawfully present aliens because their liberty will be restricted while their status is checked,"

Ok, then. The Federal Government has no intention of tackling the illegal problem for fear of stepping on the liberties of lawful ALIENS, who aren't so much citizens. Gotcha.

Aliens: 1
Citizens: GIGANTIC F-U GOOSE EGG


* The hubbub about Barry appearing on The View makes most of us shake our heads in disgust (Rosie O'Donnell even weighs in against it. WHAT WHAT?! ), but lest we forget that Barry never does anything unless it serves him, I offer this Oprah-coined ridiculousness A-HA! moment from the cheap seats.

Obama targets "soccer moms" to halt poll slide

EWWWWWW! Did any of that get on you?! Thank God for the slickers.

Let's connect the dots! 1) Barry's poll numbers are in the pooper and sinking deeper every day. 2) He thinks that bypassing his regular forums of messaging (thanky G.W.!), I.E. campaign stumps for the upcoming election, the WH press corp, or snippets while trotting from the helipad to the safety of the WH, that he can weasel his way back into the hearts and minds of "soccer moms" who aren't having any of his deception. 3) He thinks you're stoopid enough to buy the imagery of him on a couch surrounded by women and having an "impromptu" conversation about things that pull your awwww-strings, like his adorable daughters. 4) He hopes that you will remember this gag-inducing endearing moment of his proven humanity when you go to the polls in November and vote for his peeps

A-hem.

Mr. President, if I may. Few are that gullible. Me thinks that your grand scheme, because let's face it, that's what this was, backfired on you. Here's something to chew on, sir: after your vacuous visit to The View, we like you less.

My prediction is the polling numbers will back me up.

* Bo, the First Dog, thought he was just wagging his tail for a treat, but now finds that was akin to his legal and binding signature, and finds himself entangled in a distasteful fund raiser for his master's birthday.

Michelle sent out an email that everyday Americans could "sign" and send to Barry. Here's a snippet (read it in whole HERE):

Every year, our family tries to come up with a fun way to wish Barack a happy birthday.
And this August 4th, when he turns 49, I have something new in mind.

So I’m putting together a birthday card that I would like you to sign. Together with other Organizing for America supporters — and me, Malia, Sasha, and Bo — we’ll wish him a happy birthday and let him know that we’re ready to take on the year ahead alongside him.

Seems nice enough. Innocent enough. That's what Bo thought.

The kicker? Once you electronically sign this mofo, you get sent to another page, mybarackobama.com, that is a....slickers zipped? helmets clenched?....A DONATION PAGE!

The donation page = Organizing for America website. From their site: "Organizing for America, the successor organization to Obama for America, is building on the movement that elected President Obama by empowering communities across the country to bring about our agenda of change."

And there it is. Poor Bo. Bet he thinks twice about wagging his tail willy nilly from here on out.


You are now free to remove your slicker and helmet. But keep them close. This storm is building and it's gonna get nastier and dirtier the closer we get to November.

97 Days, peeps. 97 Days.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Headline Headache

Late yesterday, I read this story: Mass. Legislature approves plans to bypass Electoral College

Gave me a shiver. But because my brain isn't a legal one, I won't bother you with my nonlegal, foot-stomping, pissy opinion, yet will throw you over to the capable hands of Andrew over at Commentarama. He covers the topic HERE. Here's his tasty opening line:

If there is one thing Democrats love doing, it’s trying to rig the electoral system.

The man speaks the truth.

In other news, Americans for Legal Immigration PAC (ALIPAC) are calling for Barry and Crew to allow "a smooth exit for illegal immigrants who are trying to leave the U.S. due to the weak economy and Arizona's strict new immigration law."

The part that made me LOL! was the idea that the immigrants are leaving due to a weak economy. As if. Seriously, if you are going to call yourself a journalist, REPORT THE NEWS. Those pesky illegals are leaving because they don't want to be BUSTED. Period. The End.

Although I do agree with the ALIPAC's efforts to allow "safe passage" out of the country for the illegals. They want you and me to call Washington and discuss the idea of setting up border checkpoints so the lawbreakers can hightail it home without prosecution or being detained.

You know, so they don't have to backtrack through the blazing hot desert or risk all types of coyotes, as the door hits them in the behind.

Momma like.

And finally, how about this BREAKING NEWS headline: FCC Says New FinReg Law Exempts it From Public Disclosure

Huh.

When pushing this bill, does anyone else recall Barry saying something like this (um, EXACTLY LIKE THIS):

That this bill would “increase transparency in financial dealings."

A politician saying one thing, yet doing another? What does this mean?!

This new law, signed by your transparent friend Barry, basically says in the plainest of English: Take your Freedom of Information Act and shove it. Go on. DO IT.

Oy.

98 days left, people. Hang in there...

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Team Christie!

Excuse me for a moment while I give a shout out to New Jersey Republican Governor Chris Christie.  


Ahem....


GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE, I LURV YOU!

Chris, I could just kiss you, Christie has VETOED a bill that would have handed over 7.5 MILLION buckaroos to "family planning" clinics, mostly run by Planned Parenthood.  Governor Christie, you da bomb!  Plus you're packing, excuse the crassness,  really big balls, and I love that in ANYONE.

You have stated that you are committed to restoring government to "fiscal sanity" and with this VETO you stand by that pledge.  Let it be known: every program that comes through the pike should NOT be funded by the taxpayer.  There has to be a line in the sand.


~LINE IN THE SAND HERE~


In a world filled with bad news and a continual cycle of upchucked reporting of the bad getting worse, you are our hopeful ray of sunshine that warms us into believing the world hasn't gone completely to crap.


You may very well be our modern day Neo (Matrix fans give a HOLLA!).


While I loved this article, marveled at Christie's strength, the funniest bit is the last line: 

"Reports indicate that the Democrat-controlled Legislature may seek to mount a veto-override."


Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.  Democrats will mount just about anything.  Bunch of f......

TEAM CHRISTIE!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Rationing 'R Us!

This weekend, the UK Telegraph ran this headline: NHS bosses have drawn up secret plans for sweeping cuts to services, with restrictions on the most basic treatments for the sick and injured.

Here's what I read: Secret plans! Sweeping Cuts! Restrictions on basic services! Sick and injured! UK SUCKAS!

What kind of basic treatments? How about common hip and knee replacements and even more common cataract surgeries? Basic enough for you? NO MORE WALKIN' OR SEEIN' FOR YOU!

The words "rationed" and "attempts to save billions and billions of pounds" were strung together. Eh, not so surprising, knowing what we know about socialized anything, right?

The kick in the pants: this news, deemed "astonishingly brutal" by patient's groups, comes DESPITE the assurances, DESPITE the trusted word, DESPITE the PROMISES of the government that these services would be protected.

Really? Folks believed the gov'ment lies?!

~SNORT~

Perhaps, protected like little lambs to slaughter, cause my sweet fluffy sheepies, gov'ment cheese has to come from somewhere...

The article even reported that terminally ill patients would have to fend for themselves, "manage their own symptoms" is how they put it, in the evenings and on weekends. Bravo UK! After all, they are terminal. I think we can all agree that they are dieing anyway, no matter what is being done for them. No sense in spending money that can be saved on a lost cause, eh?

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. Winston Churchill

Poor Winston, he must be rolling over.

Is this what we're headed for with our new Barrycare plan? I see some of you rolling your eyes. This is America, woman! Rationed care could never happen here! You're just trying to scare people! Our gov'ment is light years ahead of the UK!

Uh-huh.

Then how do you 'splain Harry Reid shooting his mouth off to Netroots, a liberal political activist's group, that a public option is in the works, just not yet a reality?

Wait a gosh darn minute. If that's true (and it is) do you think our gov'ment could be as blatantly corrupt as the UK's?! Telling us one thing, then doing another? Saying NO PUBLIC OPTION, yet planning for it anyway? Why, why, that would mean that they would say and do just about anything to get elected and then, once in office, ignore the pleas of the people they were sent to represent.

If we aren't careful and smart and AWAKE, that UK Telegraph headline will appear in the U.S. of A. in a year or so. We'll have to change the ending, of course:

Secret plans! Sweeping Cuts! Restrictions on basic services! Sick and injured! AMERICAN SUCKAS!

No? Think we're better than that?

Oh lambkins....

Friday, July 23, 2010

Everybody Sing! (NSFW-Language)

As is my habit on my morning runs, I pray for our beloved country and ask God to not only show me where to walk, but that I may have the courage to follow where He may lead.

I also listen to my iPod while I run.

Inspiration through prayer, strengthened by music.

Which brings me to Puddle of Mudd's "She Hates Me"; this may be the new anthem for all those who voted for Barry and now want to break up with their bad boyfriend (the current administration).

I give you the lyrics with my slight changes in red (warning: explicit language). Go listen to the song HERE (WARNING: NSFW-Language)


"She (He) Hates Me"

Met a girl (Barry), thought she (he) was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She (He) fucking hates me
trust
she (Barry) fucking hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she (he) tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She (Barry) was queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
she (he) took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

[Chorus]

that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she (he)
now it's over and I'm glad
'cause I'm a fool for all I've said

[Chorus]

la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
and she (he) tore my feelings like I had none
she (Barry) fucking hates me

Everyone sing!

♫ He fucking hates us...la la la la la la love....♫

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Jesse Jackson's Blowhole Ignites

Made me LOL of the Day: Jesse Jackson shooting off his blowhole.

(my stuff in red)

The Rev. Jesse Jackson is calling for an apology from the Obama administration (Barry himself?! delicious!) for ousting an Agriculture Department employee (Shirley Sherrod...YOU RACIST!) now at the center of a racially tinged firestorm.

Yes! Yes! YES!

Jackson wants the "administration" to apologize, but here's where you have to ask yourself, "Apologize for what?!"

For firing an inept employee?

Noooooo.

For making her pull to the side of the road, forcing her to resign?

Shirley Sherrod, the former Georgia director of Rural Development, said she received a phone call from the USDA's deputy undersecretary Cheryl Cook on Monday while she was in a car. Cook told her that the White House wanted her to call it quits.

"They called me twice," Sherrod told the Associated Press. "The last time they asked me to pull over the side of the road and submit my resignation on my Blackberry, and that's what I did.

Noooooo.

For getting caught on film pushing the not-so-secret racist party line?

Noooooo.

Well, gosh, then for what, Mr. Jackson?! What in the world should the "administration" apologize for?!

Implosion is 3....2....

For calling out Shirley as a RACIST?!

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

According to Jesse, the "administration" coughBARRYcoughcough should apologize. Surely (don't call me shirley!), the "administration" has reviewed the footage by now and can see their horrible horrible mistake.

Oh man, this is a fail-fail situation, now ain't it. Barry, er, the "administration," needs to apologize to a racist black woman (outed by a conservative Internets site) whom they promptly fired in a most undignified way (and possibly may rehire) OR, it needs to stand by firing a racist black woman spilling party politics.

In either scenario Shirley is a racist and that's problematic.

Jesse's entire premise of his insisted upon apology is built on the foundation that Shirley is black. She's not a racist; she's a black woman unfairly treated not only by the administration, but by America. He's trying to turn this around, making this about us being racists (or more to the point...the "administration" ~i might faint with joy~), and ignoring the YOU RACIST! jackass in the room.

By golly, she was helping crackers (Oh. Stop. It.) find help with "their own kind" and that should count for something, right?! Hell, it should count for everything and the rest of you can just SHUT-IT!

So "administration," your move.

Can't wait to see the beer summit for this one...




Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Black Liberation Theology and NAACP and Racism, Oh My!

Black Liberation Theology. Never heard of it? Well, hang on mah Ninja, this is gonna poke you right in the good eye.

This video is on the long side, but worth the watch. Fascinating YOU RACIST! stuff.



(hat tip: mack truck!)

Because I AM living my white life = I AM a racist. Gotcha.

By the way, I was one of those innocent blue-eyed babies that has now grown up that they wanted to kill. Let the record show, I do not rule anyone. Well maybe Dexter the Wonder Pup, but he's just asking for it by digging all those holes when I have asked him repeatedly to please stop.

Wonder what the NAACP thinks of Black Liberation Theology. My guess is that they, the NAACP, have their hands full since Big Government broke this video:



You heard her right. How DARE those whitey white farmers ask her, Hilary Sherrod, the USDA Georgia Director of Rural Development, to do the job she was charged to do. You can't blame Hilary for all of it though. That poor white farmer should have known better. What an idiot. He should have gone to his own kind to begin with. What in the world did he expect?! That this woman, Hilary Sherrod, should actually DO HER JOB without RACISM being dragged into play?! Silly stupid saltine farmer. (Oh. Stop. It.)

The bigger, more interesting question is, why in the world did the NAACP crowd support her blatant racism if they are indeed against racism for ALL INDIVIDUALS?! The NAACP Mission Statement says as much:

Vision Statement
The vision of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People is to ensure a society in which all individuals have equal rights without discrimination based on race.


My how the mighty have fallen. NAACP, I believe you have come to the end of the line. You have lost your way in corruption. And what a shame for such a stellar organization that has helped so many in the past. That your own ranks refuse to squash racism within your own house (video proof above), nullifies your believability and effectiveness. No one, except those within the organization, except those who have the most coin to gain, trusts that you are who you used to be. You are hateful racist falsehood personified.

Instead of projecting your crooked finger of YOU RACIST! accusations towards the Tea Party and hoping like hell we buy it (we don't), the rest of us think you should tend to your hate. Cause, my brothers and sisters, it's eating you alive.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Racism Sensitivity Training 101

With all the false YOU RACIST! labels being flung around by the NAACP, I thought we could all use some sensitivity training. I present a group that gets little press, yet suffers the ignorance of many.

A Ninja's perspective (note: now that i have learned how to resize vids, this one REFUSED to let me tinker with it, so you may need to double-click the video to see it in all its glory):




Lesson to remember: There's a difference between Ninja and Ninjer.

Word.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Amnesty Madness

I'm a sucker for actors portraying our Founding Fathers.

I give you Mr. Thomas Payne discussing amnesty. His common sense logic and ruffly shirts go together like ice cream and summer days.



(hat tip: grumpy old man)

Couldn't have said it better, Thomas.

God Bless America, indeed.

Friday, July 16, 2010

ALERT: AL GORE'S INTERNETS UNDER ATTACK

First there was this: New Bill Gives Obama "Kill Switch" to Shut down the Internet

Then this: Obama can shut down internet for 4 months under new emergency powers

Now there is this: US Authorities Shut Down Wordpress Host With 73,000 Blogs

To all my libbie friends and all the young folks out there who have rolled your eyes and dismissed me when I talked about this coming for us (for almost a year now), you may apologize in the comment section.

Knowledge is power, baby. And the "US Authorities" understand this better than you.

Hope to see you next week, but at this point one never knows.

Friday Film!

Friday Films! You know the drill. Dim the lights and enjoy.

This is the only gun control I can endorse:







Next up: Don't Put it on our Tab!

Brought to you by the College Republican National Committee (hat tip: vickie!)



Who doesn't love politically engaged college students?! ~SMOOCH~





We keep telling Washington we are on to their attempts to make us believe their untruths (YOU LIE!), but they don't seem to understand the words coming out of our mouths.

Here is Congressman Brad Sherman trying to pull a fast one by denying knowledge of the Black Panther case dismissal.



Oh Brad, that's sad. Looking like a cad. You making us mad. ( ~add your sillies here~)





Whoopie is talking about ME on The View!!




So. Let's see if I got this. She knows Mel. Mel copiously fires off inflammatory racist comments. Mel is NOT a racist. She doesn't know the Tea Party. The Tea Party does not use inflammatory racist comments. The Tea Party IS racist.

And then she gets cuckoo-crazy when folks call her on it.

Aaaaannnnnnd.....SCENE!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

NAACP ♥ Race-baiting

The NAACP is a perfect example of repeatedly spouting vile, racist, untruths in the hopes that if they repeat a lie enough times it will become truth. Kinda like Clinton's lie that he so desperately wanted you to believe (Lord knows he told us of his innocence enough).



Oh my. How embarrassing.

The NAACP has approved a resolution condemning what it calls "racist elements" within the Tea Party. The vote has sparked a war of words between the two groups, and NAACP leaders hope the move will help fire up its membership with midterm elections approaching.

Sometimes you have to look to find the truth, and there it is.

Instead of firing up their membership through truth (blasphemy!) and hard work, the NAACP is yelling WOLF! When all else fails, it's time to pull out the YOU RACIST! card and hope it works.

Mark Williams, a national spokesman for the Tea Party Express fired back:

"You're dealing with people who are professional race-baiters, who make a very good living off this kind of thing. They make more money off of race than any slave trader ever. It's time groups like the NAACP went to the trash heap of history where they belong with all the other vile racist groups that emerged in our history," Williams said.


POW! BLAM! WACK!

A direct punch to the nuts with the Truth Stick has got to hurt.

What caused the NAACP to spew their garbage? Remember this?

Charges of racism against the Tea Party flared after African-American congressmen said they were heckled, spat at and were assailed with racial slurs by Tea Party supporters during a demonstration at the U.S. Capitol.

Problem is there were no other witnesses to corroborate the story. No other witnesses in such a large crowd? All those folks with video cameras and not one person (especially the opposition that was present that day) caught the alleged despicable act to finally prove the Tea Party's racist bent? No You Tube smack down? What?! Could the congressmen be lying for their own gain? Nah....


Big Government posted this vid along with bullet points about the made-up event:



NAACP, you're getting it wrong right!

So, NAACP, I think it's fairplay, since you brought up the whole racism thang, to point the mirror back at you:

In the past 24 hours, more than a few pundits and writers have noted that the NAACP resolution accusing Tea Partiers of racism is hard to swallow when the NAACP seems unconcerned with the New Black Panther voting intimidation case.

The article concludes: Anyway, if, as has been believably alleged, the NAACP attorney was lobbying or actively hinting to the new Obama appointees or their "friendlies" in the "career" ranks of DoJ that DoJ should drop the Black Panther case, it makes the NAACP's charges of racism against Tea Partiers even more tendentious. These New Black Panthers, after all, are some of the most virulently racist people around.

Witness:



WHAT?! You don't like what you see?! Yeah, us either.

While the NAACP has denounced this "new" Black Panther group, you don't see them expending energy to defeat this documented racist group. Kinda goes against their vision statement:

Vision Statement

The vision of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People is to ensure a society in which all individuals have equal rights without discrimination based on race.

All individuals? Even a conservative cracker like me?! (Oh. Calm. Down.)

Here's my simple analysis of the NAACP's racist claim against the Tea Party: You are deluding yourself to think for one minute anyone other than extremists on your side of the aisle are buying this spoiled milk. The rest of us are on to you.

The Tea Party movement include all races and you can call them anything you like, but it won't change the fundamental truth of your outburst: you are scared.

The Tea Party movement is about smaller, better run government, for all races. The Tea Party movement is about accountability, for all races. The Tea Party movement is essentially about empowering the people, all the people.

And you can't let that stand, now can you?

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Real or Fake?

I was sent a disturbing image that I have NOT been able to prove or disprove if it is Photoshopped. Last week, Snopes was still in the "undetermined" camp and there is much discussion about fakery where the photo does appear, yet no one has ultimately proven authenticity.


(hat tip: grumpy old man)


Here's what I do know about it:

1) While the viral emails circulating point to an Arizona rally on May 1, 2010, the actual buildings in the shot point to L.A.

2) There was a rally in L.A. on that date.

3) Many claim it is/isn't Photoshopped but no one has come forward with proof.


I pray to God it's a fake, but that I can't find proof is disturbing. Anyone know anything more than that?

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Gay Soldier Survey

Headline: Pentagon: Gay Soldier Survey Won't Lead To Segregation

Questions about the Defense Department's intentions stem from a controversy that started last week regarding a survey the DOD sent to 400,000 servicemembers. The survey is part of a Defense Department analysis of the impact of repealing the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" (DADT) law, which prohibits openly gay men or women from serving in the military.

After questions from the survey were leaked, some gay veterans organizations criticized the Defense Department, saying the questions -- which related to issues like how servicemebers would handle sharing housing or bathing facilities with gay colleagues -- were biased against a repeal of DADT.

Last week I read a blog by an active military officer concerning the DOD's survey sent to 400,000 service members concerning the impact of repealing the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" law. He was chosen to participate and shared his thoughts with his readers. After reading his response to the survey, which he printed in part, I asked for permission to reprint it here. He has graciously agreed.

I have known this officer for some time now and he routinely offers a well thought out, thought-provoking, common-sense approach to many of the issues we are facing today as a country. Knowing such concerned and engaged Americans are serving their, our, country, makes me even more proud of our amazing military.

Prepare yourself to appreciate this dude as much as I do:

I found it rather ironic that after reading about the survey to be distributed by the DoD concerning the repeal of the law prohibiting homosexuals from serving in the military over breakfast this morning, I found a notice in my email inbox at work telling me that I was one of the lucky 400,000 who would get to offer their opinion to the survey agency. Just to be slick, I took screen shots of every page of the electronic survey, so I could relate some of the questions to you, dear readers. Most of the questions were to establish information about me as an individual; i.e. my rank, my age, my gender, my race, why I joined the military, how I viewed my command climate, etc. The rest pertained to homosexuals in the military. Here’s a sample:

“Do you currently serve with a male or female service member that you believe to be a homosexual?”

“In your career, have you ever worked in a unit with a leader/coworker/subordinate you believed to be a homosexual?”

“If Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is repealed, how easy or difficult to you think it will be for leadership as they start implementing the policy to hold service members to the high standards of military personal conduct regardless of their sexual orientation, treat service members in the same manner regardless of their sexual orientation, provide the same opportunities to all service members regardless of their sexual orientation, make sure all service members are treated with respect by their coworkers, and enforce good order and discipline?” (Each topic had an answer range associated)

“If Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is repealed and you are working with a service member in your immediate unit who has said he or she is gay or lesbian, how, if at all, would it affect your personal readiness, your immediate unit’s readiness, your motivation, your immediate unit’s motivation, your ability to train well, your immediate unit’s ability to train well together?” (again, each topic had an answer range)

“If Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is repealed and you are assigned to share a room, berth, or field tent with someone you believe to be a gay or lesbian service member, which are you most likely to do?” (Possible answers: Take no action. Discuss how we expect each other to behave and conduct ourselves while sharing a room, berth, or field tent. Talk to a chaplain, mentor, or leader about how to handle the situation. Talk to a leader to see if I have other options. Something else. I don’t know.)

“If Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is repealed and you are assigned to bathroom facilities with an open bay shower that someone you believe to be a gay or lesbian service member also used, which are you most likely to do?” (Possible answers: Take no action. Use the shower at a different time than the service member I thought to be gay or lesbian. Discuss how we expect each other to behave and conduct ourselves. Talk to a chaplain, mentor, or leader about how to handle the situation. Talk to a leader to see if I have other options. Something else. I don’t know.)

“If Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is repealed and a gay or lesbian service member attended a military social function with a same-sex partner, which are you most likely to do?” (Possible answers: Continue to attend military social functions. Stop bringing my spouse, significant other, or other family members with me to military social functions. Stop attending military social functions. Something else. I don’t know.)

And then, the grand finale: “If you would like to share other thoughts and opinions about the impacts on you, your family, your immediate unit, or your service if Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is repealed, please use the space below.” Oh boy, you done asked for it now… My response follows (comments added):

“As a career military professional and an officer, I am bound by oath to obey the lawful orders of the President and the officers appointed over me, and will do so regardless of my personal feelings. While I do not approve of nor fully understand the homosexual lifestyle, and while I feel it violates the laws of God and nature, an individual’s sexual orientation is far less relevant to me than his ability to meet the established standards of proficiency and conduct. It is even less relevant in a combat zone, when survival and mission accomplishment are of singular importance. (So here’s a question: if I’m required to obey the orders of the president, what do I do if his orders aren’t lawful? Despite the fact that there was a Federal law, passed in congress and signed by an earlier President, which stated unequivocally that homosexuality was incompatible with military service, President Clinton issued an executive order that established the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, effectively circumventing the law. I seem to remember learning something in middle school about Congress creating the laws, the President enforcing them, and the Supreme Court interpreting them. Apparently that was just a load of BS.)

The purpose of the military services is to prepare for and to fight battles in defense of our nation and our way of life. For the military to be used as some sort of social test bed because politicians (the vast majority of whom have never worn the uniform) made promises to get votes is both wrong and detrimental to the purpose we serve. However, what truly erodes morale is not the imposition of a controversial policy, but the failure of our elected leaders and their appointed officials to convince the members of the armed services that the focus of their policies are in the best interests of the military and the nation, and not their own political gain.

My primary concern is that of fairness. Race and gender continue to be issues primarily because they can be used as a vehicle for minorities to overcome personal shortcomings in ability. EO complaints are often the result of an individual pulling the “race/gender card” because someone senior ordered them to do something they didn’t want to do or punished them for substandard performance or conduct. I see homosexuality simply becoming one more platform that can be used by individuals of lesser caliber to level the playing field in their favor. Race, gender, and sexual orientation should have no place in determining an individual’s suitability for service – performance, conduct, and professionalism are the only measures by which service members should be judged.

My secondary concern is one of logistics. How does the DoD plan to address the issue of military chaplains whose backing organization refuses to conduct same-sex marriages? How will the DoD reconcile that Article 125 of the UCMJ makes sodomy a punishable offense? The Marine Corps feels that individual barracks rooms are uneconomical and contrary to our ethos; how will they solve the problem of billeting? Will homosexuals be allowed to room together? Why then will males and females not be allowed to room together? Will heterosexuals be forced to live with homosexuals? How will the DoD deal with the fact that many of the states in which they have bases do not recognize homosexual marriages, and that such unions have no legal status off-base? Among other things, these are a few of the areas in which I foresee serious complications in the repeal of the law which prohibits the service of homosexuals in our nation’s military.”

I guess in the long run, I don’t particularly care whether homosexuals are allowed to serve openly, as long as they can shoot straight and don’t let their sexual orientation get in the way of mission accomplishment. What I do care about is that a well-meaning American public, via its elected representatives, is killing the military by foisting its ever-shifting mores upon it. The American people have every right to do so – but they have to be prepared to accept the consequences. If America wants a kinder, gentler military, America must be prepared for defeat at the hands of an enemy that is neither.

“…the liberal society, in its heart, wants not only domination of the military, but acquiescence of the military toward the liberal view of life. Domination and control society should have. […] But acquiescence society may not have, if it wants an army worth a damn. By the very nature of its mission, the military must maintain a hard and illiberal view of life and the world. Society’s purpose is to live; the military’s is to stand ready, and if need be, to die.” - T. R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War


The part that rings the loudest in my ears: What I do care about is that a well-meaning American public, via its elected representatives, is killing the military by foisting its ever-shifting mores upon it. The American people have every right to do so – but they have to be prepared to accept the consequences. If America wants a kinder, gentler military, America must be prepared for defeat at the hands of an enemy that is neither.

Exactly.

Well done, brother.


Monday, July 12, 2010

The Rare and Ellusive Double Douche of the Day


LeBron, LeBron, Lebron! (your rants/raves here) Now that we have the real news of the universe out of the way, let's get to smaller potatoes.

Douche of the Day: Jesse Jackson

Jackson tried reshaping Lebron's business decision into a bigoted, racially-charged, slaves against owners issue (really?!) by commenting (and embarrassing himself as he pooped out this steamin' stankin' pile) on Dan Gilbert's scorned response to Lebron leaving Cleveland (which personally, all i heard while reading it was waa-waa-waa. it's sports. it happens.)

“His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality,” Jackson said in a statement released Sunday. “(Gilbert) sees LeBron as a runaway slave.”

Runaway slave? Oh my. Dat man still has teh issues.

Hey Jess, did you know this is 2010?! As soon as those words fell out of your mouth, millions of Americans just shook their head in sadness/mocking/amusement. Sane thoughtful folks don't take you seriously as it is, and then you add this to your hot mess, well, it isn't helping things, brother.

You are irrelevant. But good for copy. Thnx!


Douche of the Day: Stan Cox

(fine, i laughed at his last name....happy?!)

Stan is hatin' on A/C today. He thinks we should ban the deliciously mood-altering, life-saving, manufactured cool breeze most of us enjoy today. He thinks it has created a terrible mess of our society.

Washington didn't grind to a sweaty halt last week under triple-digit temperatures. People didn't even slow down. Instead, the three-day, 100-plus-degree, record-shattering heat wave prompted Washingtonians to crank up their favorite humidity-reducing, electricity-bill-busting, fluorocarbon-filled appliance: the air conditioner.

This isn't smart. In a country that's among the world's highest greenhouse-gas emitters, air conditioning is one of the worst power-guzzlers. The energy required to air-condition American homes and retail spaces has doubled since the early 1990s. Turning buildings into refrigerators burns fossil fuels, which emits greenhouse gases, which raises global temperatures, which creates a need for -- you guessed it -- more air-conditioning.

A.C.'s obvious public-health benefits during severe heat waves do not justify its lavish use in everyday life for months on end.

Laughable. I'm sure many dictators around the world are applauding your article. NO A/C FOR YOU! BRILLIANT AMERICAN WRITER!

While I agree that our society/productivity has changed since the advent of refrigerated air, I think it has made us better. Just as our society/productivity has changed since the advent of the car (and electricity. and penicillin. and the printing press. ~add yours here~). Your article makes me wonder: where would your delusions end? We no longer have covered wagons as transportation. Will you suggest a return to that particular horse power as well? Green us up real good, right? Bring us in line with third world countries...is that the plan? To equalize nations (been hearing lots about that from Barry)?

Oh Mr. Cox (hehe), you can have my air-conditioning when you pry it from my dead, climate controlled, hands.

Live with us in the south for just ONE summer season (end of April through early November) and you'll understand that your misguided utopia dreams are as bogus as global warming.

DO NOT LIKE!

I offer a temperature reading from my car as evidence.


Hey Cox (hehe), look! I spiked my car's A/C to HIGH and I didn't even flinch.

You wouldn't either if you lived where it gets hot and stays hot for most of the year. My bet is you would fold within the early morning hours. We get humidity in the high 80's coupled with climbing temps that don't top out until early evening. Some nights the temps hover in the high 80's to low 90's after bedtime.

These conditions have been known to drive some insane.

But not me. I've got a house full of 'fridgerated air where the livin' is easy and sometimes downright chilly!

That's got to piss you off.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Friday Film!

Time for something to inspire. Jeremy Hoops, you're on!

You! In the back!! Get the lights!

FILM #1 (you may need to double click the vid to go directly to you tube to get the full screen)


(hat tip: kim!)



Full Lyrics:
“Rise Up”

“I regard myself as a soldier…a soldier of peace.” – Ghandi

Rise Up
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. They are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights. That among these are life, liberty…the pursuit of happiness.” – The Declaration of Independence

Lookin’ at millions under a circus tent
Watchin’ a jackass chase a dumb pachyderm
Oh what a show!
Tappin’ on any shoulder that I can find
Of anyone on there who might change their mind
It’s time to go.
To the real world outside with those pirate ships
The drunken sailors with dirty lips
That rule the night
Shoutin’ don’t be afraid of those wicked men
There’s more of us than there are of them
Come join the fight!

Rise up and be counted
Take your part in the solution
Linking arm in arm, to arms, to arms
Lower your guns and raise your voices
Join the peaceful revolution
Shout I’m mad as hell
and I will ring the bell of freedom

Ride with me from Boston to Phili to LA
With reason come marching
With knowledge come drumming
Let everyone hear you
Each soul that is near you
The British are coming! the British are coming!

We built a house of sticks a hall of parlor tricks
But we blame it all on our politics
Oh what a shame!
Truth is the cancer ain’t just in the head
Half the body’s nearly dead
We’re all to blame
Time to pledge no more standing on one thin leg
Lack of principle’s a powder-keg
And we can’t wait
If we just say what we mean mean what we say
Take back the power we gave away
It’s not too late – Grab your tea and follow me

Rise up and be counted
Take your part in the solution
Linking arm in arm with words as arms
Lower your guns and raise your voices
Join the peaceful revolution
Have you an ear to hear, an eye that sees us
We come in the Spirit of Martin, of Ghandi, of Jesus
Holding fast to the words with the power that frees us
Rise up. Make your choices
Choose the peaceful revolution
Sell what you have to sell so the devil can tell
Then let them raise their hell
And we will ring the bell of freedom
The bell of freedom
The bell of freedom

credits
from Rise Up – EP, released 06 May 2010
Music and Lyrics by Jeremy Hoop
Opus Meridian Records
Produced by Jeremy Hoop and Aaron Merrill
Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Aaron Merrill at Aaron Merrill Music and Sound studios, Highland, Utah
Vocals – Jeremy Hoop
Drums – Joel Stevenett
Bass – Rob Honey
Guitars – Rich Dixon
Backing Vocals – Abe Mills, Jarret Burns, Ryan Inis, Justin Smith


FILM #2 (and because i'm STILL a newb at video size, double click the video to go to college humor to be able to view properly. this one is totally worth the click-through):

(hat tip: Lt. Dan!)


Have a great weekend!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly....

Bobby Jindal continues to make my heart go pitter-pat:

Baton Rouge, LA (LifeNews.com) -- Governor Bobby Jindal has made the state of Louisiana the fourth to opt out of some of the abortion funding found in the government-run health care law President Barack Obama signed. The Louisiana Senate passed its opt out bill 28-3 after the House approved it by a wide margin.

HB 1247, authored by Representative Frank Hoffman and carried on the Senate floor by Senator Gerald Long, passed in the Senate, adds Louisiana to the list of states opting out along with Arizona, Tennessee and Mississippi.

The law exempts the state from the abortion mandate in the recently-enacted federal health care reform law.

Denise Burke, an attorney with Americans United for Life, explained what it does.

"Specifically, the new law prohibits health insurers participating in the state-run health insurance exchange (scheduled to go into effect in 2014) from offering plans or policies that cover abortions except in rare cases in which the mother’s life is in danger," she said.

Burke applauded the four states that "have acted to protect life and to ensure that taxpayer dollars are not used to fund abortions – a practice opposed by the vast majority of Americans."

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Well, that explains Byrd.



BillASSHATClinton, your not-so-hidden, blatant, excuse-riddled racism sickens me.

(hat tip: weasel zippers)

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News of WTF?! or If you don't believe Barry has an anti-American agenda, read this:

NASA Administrator Charles Bolden said in a recent interview that his "foremost" mission as the head of America's space exploration agency is to improve relations with the Muslim world.

WHAT? THE? F*CK?!

Though international diplomacy would seem well outside NASA's orbit, Bolden said in an interview with Al Jazeera that strengthening those ties was among the top tasks President Obama assigned him. He said better interaction with the Muslim world would ultimately advance space travel.

"When I became the NASA administrator -- or before I became the NASA administrator -- he charged me with three things. One was he wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math, he wanted me to expand our international relationships, and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science ... and math and engineering," Bolden said in the interview.

NASA, it's gotta suck being you. Cause it sucks for us knowing that the awe-inspiring frontier of great American space exploration is being gagged, hog-tied, and kidnapped for Barry's political purposes.

He's giving us the finger from our own White House, and we're letting him. It's unconscionable.

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This video would make me laugh, if it didn't make me queasy. Uninformed, easily swayed by MSM bullshit, voters. That's all I see....



Leno: Independence from who?

Jaywalker: I don't know.

History Fact 101, baby.

And Jay, let me clue you in, homeschoolers would get this question before any of your Jaywalkers. Homeschoolers, at least the ones I know, take pride in knowing their stuff.

Your guests, not so much.

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More stuff that makes me happy:

Thirty-eight percent of independents approve of the job Barack Obama is doing as president, the first time independent approval of Obama has dropped below 40% in a Gallup Daily tracking weekly aggregate.

Even a doof like Carter had higher independent polling numbers at this point in office. That's gotta be a hard punch to the nuts for Michelle ( let's face it, she's prolly the brains behind this operation).

As everyone knows, or maybe not, independents hold the keys to the castle. And right now I think they must be considering changing the locks and eating the key.

DO IT!

Ahhhh, independents giving me reason to smile more each and every day!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Say it with me: ILLEGALS

Helmets on, mah babies. Can't be having our soft spots exposed when we go blindly running into walls. Our anger, it grows.

#1) The cost of harboring illegal immigrants in the United States is a staggering $113 billion a year -- an average of $1,117 for every “native-headed” household in America -- according to a study conducted by the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR).

It goes on to say: FAIR's report argues that there are two choices in the immigration debate: “One choice is pursuing a strategy that discourages future illegal migration and increasingly diminishes the current illegal alien population through denial of job opportunities and deportations. The other choice,” it says, “would repeat the unfortunate decision made in 1986 to adopt an amnesty that invited continued illegal migration.”

So, to Cliff Note this argument, illegal immigrants are costing you and me monies that we could actually spend on our families, monies that you earned through hard work, through possible late nights missing the family, and through law-abiding means, AND Barry wants to comp these illegals with citizenship even though they ARE BREAKING LAWS ALREADY ON THE BOOKS. Cause that's what we do in this country; we reward law-breakers. Right?

#2) The U.S. Justice Department has filed a lawsuit challenging the constitutionality of Arizona's tough new law targeting illegal immigrants.

The government filed the lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Phoenix on Tuesday.

The lawsuit argues that Arizona's new measure requiring state and local police to question and possibly arrest illegal immigrants during the enforcement of other laws usurps federal authority.

Tuesday's action has been expected for weeks. President Barack Obama has called the state law misguided. Supporters say it is a reasonable reaction to federal inaction on immigration.

Can't be possibly arresting illegals, can we? You know, those folks here ILLEGALLY, who have broken our laws to sneak into our country, to steal our hard-earned monies, to live in the shadows as they thumb their noses at our outrage.

Nah, that would mean someone in the administration grew a pair. Not likely.

#3) McCain, McCain, McCain....

The Arizona senator has tacked rightward on immigration and other issues since the 2007 battle over immigration in Congress, when he cosponsored legislation with Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) that would have established a guest worker program, and provided a path to legalization for illegal immigrants. Part of that shift has been pressure on the right from former Rep. J.D. Hayworth (R-Ariz.), who’s waging a primary challenge against McCain this cycle based in large part on immigration-related concerns. 



McCain emphasized that even the guest worker program he continues to favor would be strictly temporary, with violations of that law enforced to the letter of the law.



Rino, thy name is McCain!

Amnesty! ~SMOOCH~ No! Wait!! Send their asses back! ~SMACK~

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Tuesday he would favor immigration reform that would deport many of the residents of the United States who are here illegally.



McCain, who at one point had been the top Republican advocate for immigration legislation promising a pathway to citizenship for some illegal immigrants, said he favored establishing a guest worker program. But McCain expressed opposition to any program that would give illegal immigrants a way to become citizens.

“No amnesty. Many of them need to be sent back,” McCain said during an interview on KQTH-FM in Tucson, Ariz.

You sir, try my last nerve.



Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Big Peace

Show of hands, who misses Reagan? Damn, that's a lot of folks.

Over at Big Government, Mike Flynn is talking about a launch of a new site called Big Peace and he featured this ad that I think is worth everyone seeing (not to imply that EVERYONE reads here. As if. ~snort~ ).



Snippets from Mike Flynn's Big Government piece (read in its entirety HERE...DO IT):

* America and the West faces a threat unlike any we’ve seen since the Cold War. This threat has a simple name: Islamic fundamentalism. But, the left and the elites will never admit that, just as they wouldn’t admit the Soviet Union was “an evil empire.” But, not saying it doesn’t make it so.

* Since launching, Big Government has often published articles about the threat Islamic fundamentalism poses to our Western ideals of freedom and tolerance. We have documented the left’s and elite’s reluctance to recognize the Ft. Hood shooting or the Christmas airplane bombing attempt for what they were; terrorist attacks by Islamic fundamentalists. We have brought you the insights of writers like Bg. Gen Anthony Tata, Frank Gaffney, Andrea Shea King, Kristinn Taylor and Pam Geller, among others. But it hasn’t been enough.

* Obviously, Big Peace will go beyond just the threat of Islamic fundamentalism. With a newly assertive Russia and the bizarro-world that exists in North Korea, our nation faces a variety of challenges in the world. Big Peace gets that there is a bear in the woods, no matter how the left, media and elites try to distract us. They understand that this really is a fight for the values of Western Civilization, whether the challenge comes from zealots or insecure regimes. With Big Peace on the beat, in the words of Capt. Louis Renault, “this time I know our side will win.”

Yep. Big Peace is gonna KICK ASS.

Join me in welcoming a much needed voice to the mix. Go To Big Peace and offer a howdy-do.

I know Reagan would, if he weren't, you know, dead.

Onward!

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Happy 4th of July!

Today gives me hope, gives me a lump in my throat as I remember the sacrifice of so many before me, allowing the freedom of Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

May we turn to God to find our way again, and in turn may God continue to bless this country.

HAPPY 4th OF JULY!







IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

John Hancock

New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts:
John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut:
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York:
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey:
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware:
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland:
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia:
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina:
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia:
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton