Helmets on, mah babies. Let the head-banging commence.
*Obama made 5 Million in 2009 and Tells Us We've Made Enough?
~ " I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."
* Will Immigration Law Cost Arizona All-Star Game?
~ "The law, signed by Gov. Jan Brewer last week, makes it a misdemeanor to fail to prove lawful U.S. residence when asked to provide such documentation."
Um, to all those offended, it might help you to know that the above WAS ALREADY LAW. Lefty bandwagoners meet misplaced outrage.
Go HERE (page 8) and wipe that egg off your face; you look and sound ridiculous.
* Obamacare Poised To Crash
~" In a devastating, independent, 38-page analysis released on April 22, Chief Actuary Richard Foster forecast, "The growth rate reductions from productivity adjustments are unlikely to be sustainable on a permanent annual basis . . ."
No kidding. Those of us who opposed this monster were right?! ALERT THE PRESSES! Oh wait. There are no mo' presses.
* Obama Sniper Teams Ordered To Rooftops To Quash Radical Tea Party Protest
~ "They (the riot police) were packing heat, just in case the grandmothers started throwing bingo chips at the building."
There are no words. I am speechless. For once.
You know how I hate to leave you on a bad note, so instead I leave you with this bit of fun. Seriously, who doesn't love a bunch of soldiers blowing off steam with DANCE!
Now, go and enjoy the weekend. DO IT!
Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
FLASH: Forcing Puerto Rican Statehood Today
GOTCHA of the DAY: Well, if the left can't legalize illegals fast enough for votes, there's always converting Puerto Rico into a state, even if Puerto Ricans do NOT want statehood and American citizens do NOT get a say, or, um, vote in the matter! Stop laughing. I'm not kidding. This is happening today.
James Simpson has an excellent article that you MUST read today over at BIGGOVERNMENT about the implications of statehood for Puerto Rico. But why you ask. Why would the Dems push this through?
Ahem:
And why do they want this? The same reason they want everything, to further entrench their power. Statehood would mean two new senators, six or seven new representatives, a whole slew of new voters and tons of opportunities to spend more of your money. As Examiner.com’s Robert Moon points out:
The article ends with this:
We all know now from the outrageous experience of Obamacare that leftists could care less what the will of the people is. For those of you who traditionally vote Democrat this should serve as a warning: that includes you! Even if it’s those poor, downtrodden Puerto Ricans the Left claims to want to help so much. Ram Obamacare down Americas’ throat; ram statehood down Puerto Rico’s throat.
James Simpson has an excellent article that you MUST read today over at BIGGOVERNMENT about the implications of statehood for Puerto Rico. But why you ask. Why would the Dems push this through?
Ahem:
And why do they want this? The same reason they want everything, to further entrench their power. Statehood would mean two new senators, six or seven new representatives, a whole slew of new voters and tons of opportunities to spend more of your money. As Examiner.com’s Robert Moon points out:
Barry will stop AT NOTHING. Are we getting that yet?
The article ends with this:
We all know now from the outrageous experience of Obamacare that leftists could care less what the will of the people is. For those of you who traditionally vote Democrat this should serve as a warning: that includes you! Even if it’s those poor, downtrodden Puerto Ricans the Left claims to want to help so much. Ram Obamacare down Americas’ throat; ram statehood down Puerto Rico’s throat.
All this is going on while everyone is distracted by the monstrous financial bailout bill coming out of the Senate. The timing was deliberate! And we now hear that despite losing support from lone RINO Republican Lindsey Graham, the Democrats are going to go ahead with illegal immigrant amnesty.
So now we see a pretty comprehensive electoral strategy mapped out:
- Naturalize 12 million illegal aliens to vote Democrat
- Universal voter registration
- Do away with Electoral College using state-by-state approach
- Force Puerto Rican statehood
- Soros-funded Secretary of State project to help steal close elections
- Stimulus monies as political slush fund
I'll end with this: TO THE PHONES! Go HERE to find the phone number to your Congressman/woman. Burn those lines!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Badass of the Day
Badass of the Day: Texas Governor Rick Perry
Do NOT Mess With Texas, Y'all.
Texas gov. shoots, kills 'wily' coyote during jog
"I'm enjoying the run when something catches my eye and it's this coyote. I know he knows I'm there. He never looks at me, he is laser-locked on that dog," Perry said.
Do NOT Mess With Texas, Y'all.
Texas gov. shoots, kills 'wily' coyote during jog
"I'm enjoying the run when something catches my eye and it's this coyote. I know he knows I'm there. He never looks at me, he is laser-locked on that dog," Perry said.
Runners packing in Texas: think about that the next time you see us out on the streets enjoying our run. Well done, Gov'nah.
Perry said the laser-pointer helped make a quick, clean kill.
"It was not in a lot of pain," he said. "It pretty much went down at that particular juncture."
He's loving this interview. LOVING IT! That's right, we enjoy the legal right to carry guns in Texas, and we DO! He gives one more quotable quote, and it's just for PETA.
The governor left the coyote where it fell.
"He became mulch," Perry said.
~SMOOCH~ Sealed with a .380 Ruger - loaded with hollow-point bullets.
Coyotes can be vicious and Perry did what was necessary; I would have done the same thing, no hesitation. The bonus is the interview and the inevitably libbie fallout in the making. I can hear it now: HORRORS! He carries a gun WHILE RUNNING (um, it's our right). HORRORS! He KILLED a living thing (um, come on a run with us and when the coyote appears, we won't shoot it if it locks on your behind). HORRORS! He shows NO remorse (um, it was locked on his daughter's dog. The coyote's intent was to KILL the dog, possibly attack Perry, not to mention the whole rabies possibility).
It's stories like this one that offset the nastiness politics has become. Man, I hope it's as true as his accounting. If you guys run across libbie fallout from this story, let me know, would ya? I'll be happy to post updates so we can all hare the LOL!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Barry is Grasping
In case you missed it:
If I were a white guy who voted for Barry, and voted for the first time in his presidential election, I would be wondering why he didn't mention me. Why just mention blacks, Latinos, young folks and women? Why Barack H. Obama, why?
The left accuses the dastardly Tea Party folks of racism every day. Today, anyone against the new legislation against illegals in Arizona is a racist. RACIST! Yet, we can have the president of the U.S. film a PSA for hope and change that targets specific races and excludes others, and we are supposed to give them a pass?
Yeah, not so much. Racism IS ugly, especially when it comes from the highest office in the land.
That he continues to villainize Wall Street, the insurance companies and "special interest" groups and then draws a parallel between them and "their allies"and that they are "already" focused on November's election can only mean one thing: Conservatives are doing an effective job of talking about the actual issues and ignoring the left's game play.
This video is the equivalent of a Barry freak-out. He lies, YOU LIE!, all the way through it, telling folks that he has turned things around when in fact he has made things worse with his legislation and policies. He is using the Clinton method of telling you what he wants you to believe, what he hopes you'll believe. "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman." Saying it makes it true. You're that much of a sucker, right? RIGHT?!
Again, not so much.
Perhaps Barry underestimates even his own. Many good folks who went to the polls for the first time and voted for this hot mess are sorry. I've heard it with my own ears. Folks believed the image of Barry, believed the words coming out of his mouth and now that they have seen him disregard those who gave him this power, they're out, done, finished and upset that they allowed themselves to be suckered. They take what he says now and see him for what he is and what he intends to do.
Yet, a more likely scenario than Barry underestimating first time voter's disappointment and those who now mock his ridiculous hope and change, is that he understands the situation completely. What else would adequately explain the push to give illegals amnesty? That's a mighty large group of possible voters that he could easily convince of his sincerity. A group of voters that he could still control and manipulate. He gives them "free" healthcare and citizenship and VIOLA! they give him their vote.
Plus, lucky for Bar, they fall into his Latino category for victory in '10! BONUS!
We know that the left will do and say all manner of things in the days preceding November. They are desperate to turn back the growing tsunami, of their own making, against them. But with all forces of nature, it is futile. Let this video, let Barry's racist battle cry, be our encouragement. The waters of justice are soon to surge over the land and we'll do it without a racist remark or an egg thrown. We'll do it with honor and a pull of a lever.
Onward.
"It will be up to each of you to make sure that the young people, African Americans, Latinos, and women, who powered our victory in 2008 stand together once again."
Now, put G.W. in the frame specifically asking for white folks to rally for victory. Racist much?If I were a white guy who voted for Barry, and voted for the first time in his presidential election, I would be wondering why he didn't mention me. Why just mention blacks, Latinos, young folks and women? Why Barack H. Obama, why?
The left accuses the dastardly Tea Party folks of racism every day. Today, anyone against the new legislation against illegals in Arizona is a racist. RACIST! Yet, we can have the president of the U.S. film a PSA for hope and change that targets specific races and excludes others, and we are supposed to give them a pass?
Yeah, not so much. Racism IS ugly, especially when it comes from the highest office in the land.
That he continues to villainize Wall Street, the insurance companies and "special interest" groups and then draws a parallel between them and "their allies"and that they are "already" focused on November's election can only mean one thing: Conservatives are doing an effective job of talking about the actual issues and ignoring the left's game play.
This video is the equivalent of a Barry freak-out. He lies, YOU LIE!, all the way through it, telling folks that he has turned things around when in fact he has made things worse with his legislation and policies. He is using the Clinton method of telling you what he wants you to believe, what he hopes you'll believe. "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman." Saying it makes it true. You're that much of a sucker, right? RIGHT?!
Again, not so much.
Perhaps Barry underestimates even his own. Many good folks who went to the polls for the first time and voted for this hot mess are sorry. I've heard it with my own ears. Folks believed the image of Barry, believed the words coming out of his mouth and now that they have seen him disregard those who gave him this power, they're out, done, finished and upset that they allowed themselves to be suckered. They take what he says now and see him for what he is and what he intends to do.
Yet, a more likely scenario than Barry underestimating first time voter's disappointment and those who now mock his ridiculous hope and change, is that he understands the situation completely. What else would adequately explain the push to give illegals amnesty? That's a mighty large group of possible voters that he could easily convince of his sincerity. A group of voters that he could still control and manipulate. He gives them "free" healthcare and citizenship and VIOLA! they give him their vote.
Plus, lucky for Bar, they fall into his Latino category for victory in '10! BONUS!
We know that the left will do and say all manner of things in the days preceding November. They are desperate to turn back the growing tsunami, of their own making, against them. But with all forces of nature, it is futile. Let this video, let Barry's racist battle cry, be our encouragement. The waters of justice are soon to surge over the land and we'll do it without a racist remark or an egg thrown. We'll do it with honor and a pull of a lever.
Onward.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Monday = PSA DAY
There is so much news out there today:
~ Obama Plays Race Card RACIST!
~ Sharpton vows to march against Arizona immigration law (but wait, there's more!): Sharpton joined Lillian Rodriguez Lopez from the Hispanic Federation in New York City on Sunday to speak out against the law. They say activists are prepared to commit civil disobedience to fight it. Wait. I thought that dissent was verboten. TERRORISTS! Did I miss something, Sharpie?! Momma loves irony.
~ Obamacare's Danger Signs I will not say we told you so. I will not say we told you so. I will not...oh hell: WE TOLD YOU SO!
While I typically offer more in-depth and analytical thoughts on such^ topics, today there is REAL pressing news, news that MUST be disseminated before it's too late, IMPORTANT topics that take precedence, so I am breaking from the norm to offer the following PSAs.
~~~ This just in, hot of the Internets (thanky al gore!). Breaking News! Don't Talk To Aliens, Warns Stephen Hawking
No matter how much you want to talk to E.T., I repeat Stephen's refrain: DO NOT TALK TO ALIENS! Just give them the cold shoulder and whatever you do, do not be drawn into their accusation that you are an alienist, ALIENIST!, because as we all know from the libs, that's a one-sided game.
I see you out there mocking. THIS IS FOR REALS. If you decide to talk to these dudes, it's at your own peril. Stephan doesn't see it working out for us.
He concludes that trying to make contact with alien races is “a little too risky”. He said: “If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”
OMG! Soon, we'll ALL qualify to run our own casinos!
~~~ If all this jib-jab about snubbing aliens isn't enough to make you anxious, today we learn that levels of sperm in men (as opposed to women?!) is falling. ~faints~
Other studies found that between 15 and 20 per cent of young men now find themselves with sperm counts of less than 20m per ml, which is technically defined as abnormal. In contrast, a dairy bull has a viable sperm count in the billions.
Oh snap! Article wasn't content to just keep it to one species, they had to throw in this graphic comparison BURN! Hey guys, how's that make you feel? Diminished? Sad? Intrigued? Need a shoulder to cry on?
DO NOT TALK TO ALIENS!
Not all is lost; you are not to blame. In the end, the blame for the lowered sperm counts falls on your mother. She probably doesn't think you're mature enough to be a father. The theory is that this horrible, no good, news begins in the womb. Man, talk about trying to control your life, this goes beyond hovering: NO BABIES FOR YOU! Personally, I was hoping for an alien angle, but whatev. We can take it.
~~~ If these stories are giving you a twitch, if you are feeling anxious and need to burn off some pent-up energy (MEN: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT), may I suggest art therapy?
Seattle Cartoonist Launches "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day"
Again, this is for reals.
After Comedy Central cut a portion of a South Park episode following a death threat from a radical Muslim group, Seattle cartoonist Molly Norris wanted to counter the fear. She has declared May 20th "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day."
Looks like the death-threat Muslims are gonna have to kill off everyone with a sense of humor. You think that's funny?! ~makes "slits throat' motion here~ NO VIRGINS FOR YOU!
What must the aliens think of us?! We'll never know, because Stephen has issued the alarm:
DO NOT TALK TO ALIENS!
Tomorrow, it's back to politics. It's a brave new world; be careful out there, mah babies...
~ Obama Plays Race Card RACIST!
~ Sharpton vows to march against Arizona immigration law (but wait, there's more!): Sharpton joined Lillian Rodriguez Lopez from the Hispanic Federation in New York City on Sunday to speak out against the law. They say activists are prepared to commit civil disobedience to fight it. Wait. I thought that dissent was verboten. TERRORISTS! Did I miss something, Sharpie?! Momma loves irony.
~ Obamacare's Danger Signs I will not say we told you so. I will not say we told you so. I will not...oh hell: WE TOLD YOU SO!
While I typically offer more in-depth and analytical thoughts on such^ topics, today there is REAL pressing news, news that MUST be disseminated before it's too late, IMPORTANT topics that take precedence, so I am breaking from the norm to offer the following PSAs.
~~~ This just in, hot of the Internets (thanky al gore!). Breaking News! Don't Talk To Aliens, Warns Stephen Hawking
No matter how much you want to talk to E.T., I repeat Stephen's refrain: DO NOT TALK TO ALIENS! Just give them the cold shoulder and whatever you do, do not be drawn into their accusation that you are an alienist, ALIENIST!, because as we all know from the libs, that's a one-sided game.
I see you out there mocking. THIS IS FOR REALS. If you decide to talk to these dudes, it's at your own peril. Stephan doesn't see it working out for us.
He concludes that trying to make contact with alien races is “a little too risky”. He said: “If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”
OMG! Soon, we'll ALL qualify to run our own casinos!
~~~ If all this jib-jab about snubbing aliens isn't enough to make you anxious, today we learn that levels of sperm in men (as opposed to women?!) is falling. ~faints~
Other studies found that between 15 and 20 per cent of young men now find themselves with sperm counts of less than 20m per ml, which is technically defined as abnormal. In contrast, a dairy bull has a viable sperm count in the billions.
Oh snap! Article wasn't content to just keep it to one species, they had to throw in this graphic comparison BURN! Hey guys, how's that make you feel? Diminished? Sad? Intrigued? Need a shoulder to cry on?
DO NOT TALK TO ALIENS!
Not all is lost; you are not to blame. In the end, the blame for the lowered sperm counts falls on your mother. She probably doesn't think you're mature enough to be a father. The theory is that this horrible, no good, news begins in the womb. Man, talk about trying to control your life, this goes beyond hovering: NO BABIES FOR YOU! Personally, I was hoping for an alien angle, but whatev. We can take it.
~~~ If these stories are giving you a twitch, if you are feeling anxious and need to burn off some pent-up energy (MEN: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT), may I suggest art therapy?
Seattle Cartoonist Launches "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day"
Again, this is for reals.
After Comedy Central cut a portion of a South Park episode following a death threat from a radical Muslim group, Seattle cartoonist Molly Norris wanted to counter the fear. She has declared May 20th "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day."
Looks like the death-threat Muslims are gonna have to kill off everyone with a sense of humor. You think that's funny?! ~makes "slits throat' motion here~ NO VIRGINS FOR YOU!
What must the aliens think of us?! We'll never know, because Stephen has issued the alarm:
DO NOT TALK TO ALIENS!
Tomorrow, it's back to politics. It's a brave new world; be careful out there, mah babies...
Friday, April 23, 2010
Obama's Masterplan
D'UH of the Day: Health Overhaul Will Increase Nation's Tab
The report's most sober assessments concerned Medicare.
Idiotic D'UH of the Day: When The "Trust" Hormone Is Out Of Balance
Helmets on, mah babies, this is a for reals story...
Blahblahblah oxytocin blahblahblah the trust hormone blahblahblah "Trust in government is at an all-time low, and there certainly are kinda macro reasons for that," says Zak. "But could there be biological reasons? That was the question in this study: To what degree does the biology of trust, which we associate with oxytocin, affect trust in government and trust in government officials?"
Oh NPR, if you are gonna run stories like this, me thinks you owe us a tote bag to carry off the resulting stinky pile o'poo. Gave me a laugh though. Here's a tip for ya: folks not trusting the government is a result of the government's actions. It's their, say it with me, consequence.
Now stop pushin' and start paying attention.
Gotta Ask Yourself WHY? Of The Day: Will Dems "Go For It" on Immigration Reform?
The question comes after reports top Democrats believe they have a "moral imperative" to pursue an immigration deal and are setting aside energy and environmental legislation (which had major problems of its own) to do it.
Hmmm, could that "moral imperative" translate to move voters for dems, as they offer the teat of our government to the poorest of the poor?!
Listen, so many of us who aren't fans of Barry have been yammering about it's not that he doesn't get why Americans are so fed-up with the government and his policies, it's that he doesn't care. Barry and Crew have an agenda, and it's not yours. They're not stupid, they understand they only have three more years to implement it. Time is of the essence to get new voters through any means possible. Their very existence as a party depends on their so called "moral imperative".
As for the Democrats, the aide asks: "Having voted for a health care bill that's toxic, having voted for the biggest deficits ever, will they then turn around and vote for an amnesty bill? I just don't think they will do it."
So why are Obama, Pelosi and Reid going forward? There are five possible explanations.
1) They've lost their minds.
2) They are very smart and know something we don't.
3) They're out of touch with the public's concerns.
4) They want to be able to tell the most ardent supporters of reform that they tried.
5) They're fully aware that the public doesn't want "comprehensive" reform but are racing to do as much as they can before the elections take away their power to defy the public's wishes.
The first possibility is highly unlikely. The second is less so, but still pretty unlikely. The third is plausible, but not probable. The fourth is arguable. And the fifth? It makes a lot of sense, especially in light of the Obamacare experience.
Not long ago, in another context, the president challenged Republicans to "Go for it." Don't be surprised if the GOP tells him the same thing this time.
There are your choices. Many cling to #3 to explain away such inexplicable behavior, but if that were true, Barry and Crew would need to also be deaf, dumb and blind. And they ain't. Their plan is to save their party. In order to do that they need an influx of voters who see things the administration's way and are filled with gratitude over what Barry has done for them. Illegals think he's on their side, but in reality he is preying on the poorest of the poor and hoping to buy their vote to further his wants. They will vote for the dude who gave them "free" healthcare on your dime. Count on it, the dems are.
Badass of the Day: Rush Limbaugh
In the face of a country we are starting not to recognize, there is hope. There is always hope. Where can we find a voice of reason, of truth (well, i meant other than here...)?
Bring us home, Rush.
Let me just say it. The Obama/Clinton/media left are comfortable with the unrest in our society today. It allows them to blame and demonize their opponents (doctors, insurance companies, Wall Street, talk radio, Fox News) in order to portray their regime as the great healer of all our ills, thus expanding their power and control over our society.
A clear majority of the American people want no part of this. They instinctively know that the Obama way is not how things get done in this country. They are motivated by love. Not hate, not sedition. They love their country and want to save it from those who do not.
The report's most sober assessments concerned Medicare.
In addition to flagging the cuts to hospitals, nursing homes and other providers as potentially unsustainable, it projected that reductions in payments to private
Medicare Advantage plans would trigger an exodus from the popular program. Enrollment would plummet by about 50 percent, as the plans reduce extra benefits that they currently offer. Seniors leaving the private plans would still have health insurance under traditional Medicare, but many might face higher out-of-pocket costs. Hey Hey senior citizens! That thump in the head is for you! Please direct your thanks and praise to the WH. Operators are waiting for your call.Idiotic D'UH of the Day: When The "Trust" Hormone Is Out Of Balance
Helmets on, mah babies, this is a for reals story...
Blahblahblah oxytocin blahblahblah the trust hormone blahblahblah "Trust in government is at an all-time low, and there certainly are kinda macro reasons for that," says Zak. "But could there be biological reasons? That was the question in this study: To what degree does the biology of trust, which we associate with oxytocin, affect trust in government and trust in government officials?"
Oh NPR, if you are gonna run stories like this, me thinks you owe us a tote bag to carry off the resulting stinky pile o'poo. Gave me a laugh though. Here's a tip for ya: folks not trusting the government is a result of the government's actions. It's their, say it with me, consequence.
Now stop pushin' and start paying attention.
Gotta Ask Yourself WHY? Of The Day: Will Dems "Go For It" on Immigration Reform?
The question comes after reports top Democrats believe they have a "moral imperative" to pursue an immigration deal and are setting aside energy and environmental legislation (which had major problems of its own) to do it.
Hmmm, could that "moral imperative" translate to move voters for dems, as they offer the teat of our government to the poorest of the poor?!
Listen, so many of us who aren't fans of Barry have been yammering about it's not that he doesn't get why Americans are so fed-up with the government and his policies, it's that he doesn't care. Barry and Crew have an agenda, and it's not yours. They're not stupid, they understand they only have three more years to implement it. Time is of the essence to get new voters through any means possible. Their very existence as a party depends on their so called "moral imperative".
As for the Democrats, the aide asks: "Having voted for a health care bill that's toxic, having voted for the biggest deficits ever, will they then turn around and vote for an amnesty bill? I just don't think they will do it."
So why are Obama, Pelosi and Reid going forward? There are five possible explanations.
1) They've lost their minds.
2) They are very smart and know something we don't.
3) They're out of touch with the public's concerns.
4) They want to be able to tell the most ardent supporters of reform that they tried.
5) They're fully aware that the public doesn't want "comprehensive" reform but are racing to do as much as they can before the elections take away their power to defy the public's wishes.
The first possibility is highly unlikely. The second is less so, but still pretty unlikely. The third is plausible, but not probable. The fourth is arguable. And the fifth? It makes a lot of sense, especially in light of the Obamacare experience.
Not long ago, in another context, the president challenged Republicans to "Go for it." Don't be surprised if the GOP tells him the same thing this time.
There are your choices. Many cling to #3 to explain away such inexplicable behavior, but if that were true, Barry and Crew would need to also be deaf, dumb and blind. And they ain't. Their plan is to save their party. In order to do that they need an influx of voters who see things the administration's way and are filled with gratitude over what Barry has done for them. Illegals think he's on their side, but in reality he is preying on the poorest of the poor and hoping to buy their vote to further his wants. They will vote for the dude who gave them "free" healthcare on your dime. Count on it, the dems are.
Badass of the Day: Rush Limbaugh
In the face of a country we are starting not to recognize, there is hope. There is always hope. Where can we find a voice of reason, of truth (well, i meant other than here...)?
Bring us home, Rush.
Let me just say it. The Obama/Clinton/media left are comfortable with the unrest in our society today. It allows them to blame and demonize their opponents (doctors, insurance companies, Wall Street, talk radio, Fox News) in order to portray their regime as the great healer of all our ills, thus expanding their power and control over our society.
A clear majority of the American people want no part of this. They instinctively know that the Obama way is not how things get done in this country. They are motivated by love. Not hate, not sedition. They love their country and want to save it from those who do not.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Helping Bertha Understand
Only took 49 seconds for ACORN's CEO Bertha Lewis to whip out the Race Card. RACIST!
THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU! THEY'VE ALREADY SHOWN IT TO YOU!
Me-oh-my-oh, this chick is seriously agitated (AGITATOR!), but couldn't be any wrongo-er. My favorite laughable part is when she prefaces what she has to say isn't rhetoric or hyperbole. See?! Alright! I get the new lefty rules: you can spout all the rhetoric and hyperbole your crowd can stand, as long as you first note that what you are saying (as opposed to what they are saying) is truth, not all that other stuff the left accuses us of using, which of course, according to their handbook, is based on hate and racism.
Who are the they she speaks of?
The "so-called Tea Party movement".
BOOM! Show of hands: who's surprised? ~scanning crowd~ NO ONE?! Exactly.
Wait Bertha, I'm confused. When is the Tea Party "coming for you"? Where are they coming? They've already shown that they're coming? Can you please cite the whens and wheres of the facts, please.
You do know that this "so-called movement" is about smaller government, right? About upholding the Constitution, even for you. About personal liberty, even yours. Right? They aren't a bunch of wackos out to "get" anyone. They've raised their voice in concern, in objection. They haven't laid hands on anyone. They haven't so much as egged a bus. But your side has, haven't they Bertha?
"THIS BLATANT UNCOVERING...OF RIPPING OFF THE MASK OF RACISM..."
Bertha, Bertha, Bertha. Take a breath, baby. When we hear your side trying to whip us into submission, TO SHAME US INTO SILENCE, by using the tired tactic of pointing out that some of us are black and some of us aren't, we wish you could see how ineffective you are. It's sad really. Most of us are past it, and it's tiresome you aren't. Here's a head's up Berth, we ain't playing that game with your side any more. Let's talk about the actual issues and not the colors of the rainbows. Let's do that and see how your side does.
The next sound bite was a bit garbled, but after playing it over and over, yet not backwards, I heard this:
"...AND ALL OF YOU DEVOTE MORE TIME TO BULLYING THIS ORGANIZATION."
Why I declare Miss Bertha, this indeed sounds like a threat. Like she's trying to incite the crowd to ~gasp~ violence. Haven't you heard Bertha? According to our FIRST black president, words matter. You CANNOT say things that might make the criminally insane snap.
That she purses her lips in anger and punches the air with her fists and talks through a clenched mouth is suspiciously close to hate speech. She obviously hates The "so-called Tea Party movement" and her words definitely reflect this. HYPERBOLE-FILLED RHETORIC-SPEWING HATER! Didn't she read my post yesterday about Vic's new rules for civility?! Obviously not.
Let me make this simple for you Bertha:
1) You can relax. The Tea Party has no intention of "coming for you". Just the opposite, they are fighting, even for you, though your tactics curls their lips.
2) Seriously, they're not coming. You can unclench your mouth. And fist. And squinty eyes.
3) Your inflammatory rhetoric and hate speech serves to strengthen our resolve to move forward in our plans to restore his country to her roots. When you speak, we know we are on the right path. Thanks for that, by the way.
4) You do not intimidate Tea Party folks, many of whom come from your very party. We understand that you wish to bully us and break us. We understand that you are lashing out in fear of losing the gravy-train promised. We understand you are sore losers. What you need to understand is our resolve; you underestimate us. We will stand toe to toe, chest to chest, with your best. We will not back down.
5) We see you for who you are instead of who you portray yourselves to be. We. See. You. Talk about a "blatant uncovering" and "ripping off the mask of racism". Ouch. That has to hurt.
6) Finally Bertha, yes there is a Tea Party movement. It's real and strong and something that should scare folks like you. Your team wants to step backwards and enslave a country. The home team wants to retain our freedom from tyranny, our freedom to make our own decisions with limited government involvement, our freedom of equality. Personal responsibility, liberty and limited government are your nightmare. Those very things hand the power squarely back to the people and that's what this noise is all about, that is why you are squawking and shaking and infuriated all over the You Tubes: you do not want to hand over power to the people.
Ironic.
I'll let Lennon, a member of your team, sing us out...
THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU! THEY'VE ALREADY SHOWN IT TO YOU!
Me-oh-my-oh, this chick is seriously agitated (AGITATOR!), but couldn't be any wrongo-er. My favorite laughable part is when she prefaces what she has to say isn't rhetoric or hyperbole. See?! Alright! I get the new lefty rules: you can spout all the rhetoric and hyperbole your crowd can stand, as long as you first note that what you are saying (as opposed to what they are saying) is truth, not all that other stuff the left accuses us of using, which of course, according to their handbook, is based on hate and racism.
Who are the they she speaks of?
The "so-called Tea Party movement".
BOOM! Show of hands: who's surprised? ~scanning crowd~ NO ONE?! Exactly.
Wait Bertha, I'm confused. When is the Tea Party "coming for you"? Where are they coming? They've already shown that they're coming? Can you please cite the whens and wheres of the facts, please.
You do know that this "so-called movement" is about smaller government, right? About upholding the Constitution, even for you. About personal liberty, even yours. Right? They aren't a bunch of wackos out to "get" anyone. They've raised their voice in concern, in objection. They haven't laid hands on anyone. They haven't so much as egged a bus. But your side has, haven't they Bertha?
"THIS BLATANT UNCOVERING...OF RIPPING OFF THE MASK OF RACISM..."
Bertha, Bertha, Bertha. Take a breath, baby. When we hear your side trying to whip us into submission, TO SHAME US INTO SILENCE, by using the tired tactic of pointing out that some of us are black and some of us aren't, we wish you could see how ineffective you are. It's sad really. Most of us are past it, and it's tiresome you aren't. Here's a head's up Berth, we ain't playing that game with your side any more. Let's talk about the actual issues and not the colors of the rainbows. Let's do that and see how your side does.
The next sound bite was a bit garbled, but after playing it over and over, yet not backwards, I heard this:
"...AND ALL OF YOU DEVOTE MORE TIME TO BULLYING THIS ORGANIZATION."
Why I declare Miss Bertha, this indeed sounds like a threat. Like she's trying to incite the crowd to ~gasp~ violence. Haven't you heard Bertha? According to our FIRST black president, words matter. You CANNOT say things that might make the criminally insane snap.
That she purses her lips in anger and punches the air with her fists and talks through a clenched mouth is suspiciously close to hate speech. She obviously hates The "so-called Tea Party movement" and her words definitely reflect this. HYPERBOLE-FILLED RHETORIC-SPEWING HATER! Didn't she read my post yesterday about Vic's new rules for civility?! Obviously not.
Let me make this simple for you Bertha:
1) You can relax. The Tea Party has no intention of "coming for you". Just the opposite, they are fighting, even for you, though your tactics curls their lips.
2) Seriously, they're not coming. You can unclench your mouth. And fist. And squinty eyes.
3) Your inflammatory rhetoric and hate speech serves to strengthen our resolve to move forward in our plans to restore his country to her roots. When you speak, we know we are on the right path. Thanks for that, by the way.
4) You do not intimidate Tea Party folks, many of whom come from your very party. We understand that you wish to bully us and break us. We understand that you are lashing out in fear of losing the gravy-train promised. We understand you are sore losers. What you need to understand is our resolve; you underestimate us. We will stand toe to toe, chest to chest, with your best. We will not back down.
5) We see you for who you are instead of who you portray yourselves to be. We. See. You. Talk about a "blatant uncovering" and "ripping off the mask of racism". Ouch. That has to hurt.
6) Finally Bertha, yes there is a Tea Party movement. It's real and strong and something that should scare folks like you. Your team wants to step backwards and enslave a country. The home team wants to retain our freedom from tyranny, our freedom to make our own decisions with limited government involvement, our freedom of equality. Personal responsibility, liberty and limited government are your nightmare. Those very things hand the power squarely back to the people and that's what this noise is all about, that is why you are squawking and shaking and infuriated all over the You Tubes: you do not want to hand over power to the people.
Ironic.
I'll let Lennon, a member of your team, sing us out...
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Wednesday Wankers
Gotta Ask Yourself WHY Of The Day: When I first heard about the story of the WH cops denying reporters access to the gay right's protest of several uniformed service members handcuffed to the WH fence, I immediately went to Barry and Crew. I don't think, not for one nano second, that the WH police acted on their own in pushing reporters away from what Barry considered an embarrassing photo-op. This has regime orders written all over it.
This is what Barry is marching us towards. And you thought he controlled the media and what they reported already. Huh. If you have ever diminished bloggers role in the New Media, or You Tube as a powerful tool in keeping events surrounding WH politics truthful, this will serve as your game-changer.
Some folks continue to think what Bar is doing is just dandy. They are deluded.
It was sometime early this year that Americans finally learned the rules of proper political discourse — another dividend from the Obama administration.
This actually produced a snort from me. Another dividend! LOL! I thought, "Surely (DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!) this piece is a parody," so I continued reading, ready for more giggly snorting.
At last there is a return to civility. If we were confused in recent years as to whether “hate” was a permissible word in public discourse...we now accept that such extreme language in the public arena is not merely uncivil, but is an incitement to real violence. The use of the word “hate” at last has become “hate speech.”
Alrighty then, not so much a parody as a delusional dude with a keyboard. To be fair, the author, Victor Davis Hanson, makes examples of both parties in this unicorn-inhabited fairyland-inspired article, but the crackling neon example arrow of why one should refrain from writing while high points right back to him.
Seriously, someone else go read the article and tell me if I am missing the big GOTCHA! I want it to be a joke; it is brilliantly written as one.
Therefore we must all be careful, left and right, in criticizing our government — lest either another Ted Kaczynski becomes too inflamed by Al Gore’s accusatory furor about environmental desecration, or a Michigan militia member goes over the top after hearing a talk-radio rant about Barack Obama.
These leftists, these academics, these detached from the world in which we live delusionalists, are wrong. We must be careful for fear that we inflame the crazy? News flash bubs, the crazy don't need inflaming, THEY'RE CRAZY. Ain't nothing you can say that will diminish their inflamatude (thanky G.W.!). That you think you can control crazy is a form of crazy in itself.
Be it Ted Kaczynski or Timothy McVeigh, do you seriously think mere words would have either pushed them over the edge or soothed their intent? Really? Being civil is gonna make everything turn to rainbows and bluebirds? Wow, if we had only known that while G. W. Bush was in office. Were was the civility then? Why wasn't this great knowledge nugget revealed then?
Because it wouldn't serve them, that's why.
So Vic, spare us your condescending wishful thinking, or bullshit as we call it in my world, about how we should carefully conduct ourselves during Barry's reign. Your team is the pot calling our team the black kettle. When the government gets it as wrong as this regime is getting it, it is our American obligation to object and push back. If civility worked, we would use it, yet if it doesn't we go to what works. I have no problem with the use of course harsh words against what is being done, as long as the law is followed. Here's an idea: You call this game Barry is playing viewed through your fantastical Disney goggles, and I'll color call it based on reality. We'll meet in 3 years and see who got it right.
I'll even buy you a beer to soothe your psyche after being beat by the likes of me, an obviously uncivilized Texas blogger gal.
Wadda say? Vic? VIC?!
This is what Barry is marching us towards. And you thought he controlled the media and what they reported already. Huh. If you have ever diminished bloggers role in the New Media, or You Tube as a powerful tool in keeping events surrounding WH politics truthful, this will serve as your game-changer.
Some folks continue to think what Bar is doing is just dandy. They are deluded.
It was sometime early this year that Americans finally learned the rules of proper political discourse — another dividend from the Obama administration.
This actually produced a snort from me. Another dividend! LOL! I thought, "Surely (DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!) this piece is a parody," so I continued reading, ready for more giggly snorting.
At last there is a return to civility. If we were confused in recent years as to whether “hate” was a permissible word in public discourse...we now accept that such extreme language in the public arena is not merely uncivil, but is an incitement to real violence. The use of the word “hate” at last has become “hate speech.”
Alrighty then, not so much a parody as a delusional dude with a keyboard. To be fair, the author, Victor Davis Hanson, makes examples of both parties in this unicorn-inhabited fairyland-inspired article, but the crackling neon example arrow of why one should refrain from writing while high points right back to him.
Seriously, someone else go read the article and tell me if I am missing the big GOTCHA! I want it to be a joke; it is brilliantly written as one.
Therefore we must all be careful, left and right, in criticizing our government — lest either another Ted Kaczynski becomes too inflamed by Al Gore’s accusatory furor about environmental desecration, or a Michigan militia member goes over the top after hearing a talk-radio rant about Barack Obama.
These leftists, these academics, these detached from the world in which we live delusionalists, are wrong. We must be careful for fear that we inflame the crazy? News flash bubs, the crazy don't need inflaming, THEY'RE CRAZY. Ain't nothing you can say that will diminish their inflamatude (thanky G.W.!). That you think you can control crazy is a form of crazy in itself.
Be it Ted Kaczynski or Timothy McVeigh, do you seriously think mere words would have either pushed them over the edge or soothed their intent? Really? Being civil is gonna make everything turn to rainbows and bluebirds? Wow, if we had only known that while G. W. Bush was in office. Were was the civility then? Why wasn't this great knowledge nugget revealed then?
Because it wouldn't serve them, that's why.
So Vic, spare us your condescending wishful thinking, or bullshit as we call it in my world, about how we should carefully conduct ourselves during Barry's reign. Your team is the pot calling our team the black kettle. When the government gets it as wrong as this regime is getting it, it is our American obligation to object and push back. If civility worked, we would use it, yet if it doesn't we go to what works. I have no problem with the use of course harsh words against what is being done, as long as the law is followed. Here's an idea: You call this game Barry is playing viewed through your fantastical Disney goggles, and I'll color call it based on reality. We'll meet in 3 years and see who got it right.
I'll even buy you a beer to soothe your psyche after being beat by the likes of me, an obviously uncivilized Texas blogger gal.
Wadda say? Vic? VIC?!
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Hardly
Bubba Clinton is a bully and he thinks if he stabs his bony adulterous finger towards you as he makes his leftist point, it will serve to intimidate and force conservatives to SHUT-IT.
Hardly.
It was on when he spoke of Timothy McVeigh in the same speech that he pointed to the Tea Party and their "anti-government rhetoric": Former President Bill Clinton warned of a slippery slope from angry anti-government rhetoric to violence like the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, saying, " the words we use really do matter."
Do not let this kind of attempted manipulation stand. His intent is obvious. He is merely a tool, and an ineffective one at that, of this current administration to push the party line: Anti-government rhetoric folks need to SHUT-IT!
Hardly.
As I stated yesterday, the heat is on and the pressure from the left will continue to build as we get closer to November. It is our job to meet these bullies toe to toe, chest to chest, on every lie and every twisted manipulation they pull out of their asses. The only way to shut down a bully is to stand up to them and, if need be, hit them back. Clinton shoots off his mouth about how words mean something. He's got that right.
Waco massacre anyone? Words mean something, do they Bubba? Harsh angry words that push towards an end should be stopped? Would it surprise anyone that the words "collateral damage" were used when talking about the children within the compound before the government, IE Clinton, agreed to go ahead with gassing the joint?
The plan Reno approved and took to President Clinton for approval contemplated the children choking in the gas unprotected for forty-eight hours if necessary, to produce the requisite “maternal feelings”. By taking aim at the children with potentially lethal gas, their mothers would be compelled, according to the FBI plan repeatedly defended by the Clinton administration afterwards as “rational” planning, to flee with them into the arms of those trying to gas them. [Emphasis added.] Let me see if I have this right. Tea Party folk's "rhetoric" is all about limited government, lower taxes, protection for the Constitution, and liberty for all, whereas Clinton and Goons actual actions entailed gassing small children as collateral damage in the effort to break the adults in the compound to the will of the government.
DO YOU SEE THE HYPOCRISY?!
Do not let ONE bully's lies, manipulations, outright violence stand. The time has come for us to stop what we are doing and chest up to all who try to remake us and our intent into their dirty deeds. Yes, it will get tiresome. Yes, they will do everything in their power to break us. Yes, they believe they can turn us into collateral damage for their cause.
Hardly.
The left is terrified of conservatives. The left if terrified of the Tea Party. The left is terrified. While this is good news for the country, it makes them dangerous and we must be prepared to stand up every single time they warp the truth. When you wonder how low they will go to take this country away the ideals of our Founding Fathers, think of those babies they gassed on our own soil. Think of the terror they imposed on us.
Clinton and Goons think they were justified in their imposed terror, yet they believe the Tea Party movement and every day Americans who simply oppose Barry and Crew are the root of all possible future violence in this country. They also think if they say it loud enough and angry enough and continue the lies no matter what the truth may be, that you'll buy what they are selling. They believe you're the problem (~stabby pointy finger here~), even though you have done nothing but act within the law, in a peaceful, albeit loud, manner. The old administration that took out babies by gassing them and the new administration that counts as it's close friends, political terrorists, think you are the problem.
Should we SHUT-IT? Should we try to get along for the sake of getting along, even when we know what they are doing will damage this country beyond repair? Have we wearied in correcting their unending attempts to smear our good name? Is taking the high road the answer? Should we be silent and let them spread this lie, or the next, or the next and hope that all, like us, can see through their bullying? Should we?!
Hardly.
Hardly.
It was on when he spoke of Timothy McVeigh in the same speech that he pointed to the Tea Party and their "anti-government rhetoric": Former President Bill Clinton warned of a slippery slope from angry anti-government rhetoric to violence like the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, saying, " the words we use really do matter."
Do not let this kind of attempted manipulation stand. His intent is obvious. He is merely a tool, and an ineffective one at that, of this current administration to push the party line: Anti-government rhetoric folks need to SHUT-IT!
Hardly.
As I stated yesterday, the heat is on and the pressure from the left will continue to build as we get closer to November. It is our job to meet these bullies toe to toe, chest to chest, on every lie and every twisted manipulation they pull out of their asses. The only way to shut down a bully is to stand up to them and, if need be, hit them back. Clinton shoots off his mouth about how words mean something. He's got that right.
Waco massacre anyone? Words mean something, do they Bubba? Harsh angry words that push towards an end should be stopped? Would it surprise anyone that the words "collateral damage" were used when talking about the children within the compound before the government, IE Clinton, agreed to go ahead with gassing the joint?
The plan Reno approved and took to President Clinton for approval contemplated the children choking in the gas unprotected for forty-eight hours if necessary, to produce the requisite “maternal feelings”. By taking aim at the children with potentially lethal gas, their mothers would be compelled, according to the FBI plan repeatedly defended by the Clinton administration afterwards as “rational” planning, to flee with them into the arms of those trying to gas them. [Emphasis added.] Let me see if I have this right. Tea Party folk's "rhetoric" is all about limited government, lower taxes, protection for the Constitution, and liberty for all, whereas Clinton and Goons actual actions entailed gassing small children as collateral damage in the effort to break the adults in the compound to the will of the government.
DO YOU SEE THE HYPOCRISY?!
Do not let ONE bully's lies, manipulations, outright violence stand. The time has come for us to stop what we are doing and chest up to all who try to remake us and our intent into their dirty deeds. Yes, it will get tiresome. Yes, they will do everything in their power to break us. Yes, they believe they can turn us into collateral damage for their cause.
Hardly.
The left is terrified of conservatives. The left if terrified of the Tea Party. The left is terrified. While this is good news for the country, it makes them dangerous and we must be prepared to stand up every single time they warp the truth. When you wonder how low they will go to take this country away the ideals of our Founding Fathers, think of those babies they gassed on our own soil. Think of the terror they imposed on us.
Clinton and Goons think they were justified in their imposed terror, yet they believe the Tea Party movement and every day Americans who simply oppose Barry and Crew are the root of all possible future violence in this country. They also think if they say it loud enough and angry enough and continue the lies no matter what the truth may be, that you'll buy what they are selling. They believe you're the problem (~stabby pointy finger here~), even though you have done nothing but act within the law, in a peaceful, albeit loud, manner. The old administration that took out babies by gassing them and the new administration that counts as it's close friends, political terrorists, think you are the problem.
Should we SHUT-IT? Should we try to get along for the sake of getting along, even when we know what they are doing will damage this country beyond repair? Have we wearied in correcting their unending attempts to smear our good name? Is taking the high road the answer? Should we be silent and let them spread this lie, or the next, or the next and hope that all, like us, can see through their bullying? Should we?!
Hardly.
Monday, April 19, 2010
What DId I Miss?!
Oh mah babies, it's good to be back. Did you miss me? No?! Whatev. All I know is blogging about treacherous, back-stabbing, head-banging, freedom-stealing, hurl-inducing politics is waaaay easier than dealing with leaky eye-juice and the aftermath of needles poked in one's eye.
~ugh ~
So what happened while I was gone? Did everyone play nice? Of course not. Let's get on with it, shall we?
I see that those who fear the Tea Party have offered their best shot at a new derisive name: Tea Klanners. Tsk, all that edumacation and this is what they offer. Pumpkins.
Here's a story about an actual Klan get-together and well gosh, you just didn't hear so much about that as you did the Tea Party rallies, did ya? Gotta ask yourself why. While the Klan is a fringe group that stands for despicable values, they are easily contained and not a threat to much. They appeal to very few. Yet, the Tea Party movement is shaking Washington to its core, is shaping politics and politicians and is a threat to the left's very existence. Tea Party folks are educated and well-informed; they are NOT fringe. Tea Party folks are coming for Washington's jobs and they aren't drawing party lines, they are drawing lines based on how well folks are doing their jobs related to Constitutional values. Simple and frightening to the left.
The left is shouting about the danger of Tea Party mentality (Clinton's recent veiled remarks included), shouting about the rampant racism of Tea Party members, shouting about the despicable actions (freedom fighting and all) and words (sure, some missplelled) of Tea Party rallies, yet somehow they fail to mention what the danger of their mentality, of their racism, of their despicable actions and words. Take a look at THIS. Any lefty in the audience want to take a swing at this. Unclench those fists lefty, a figurative swing.
What did I miss while I was gone? More of the same from the left with a bit more heat behind it. Caliente! The days, along with the change of seasons, are heating up. November is our short-term goal. We must stay focused. We must stay the course. Their melting down, name-calling tell is showing; we have the left running stoopid!
Ahhh, it's good to be home.
~ugh ~
So what happened while I was gone? Did everyone play nice? Of course not. Let's get on with it, shall we?
I see that those who fear the Tea Party have offered their best shot at a new derisive name: Tea Klanners. Tsk, all that edumacation and this is what they offer. Pumpkins.
Here's a story about an actual Klan get-together and well gosh, you just didn't hear so much about that as you did the Tea Party rallies, did ya? Gotta ask yourself why. While the Klan is a fringe group that stands for despicable values, they are easily contained and not a threat to much. They appeal to very few. Yet, the Tea Party movement is shaking Washington to its core, is shaping politics and politicians and is a threat to the left's very existence. Tea Party folks are educated and well-informed; they are NOT fringe. Tea Party folks are coming for Washington's jobs and they aren't drawing party lines, they are drawing lines based on how well folks are doing their jobs related to Constitutional values. Simple and frightening to the left.
The left is shouting about the danger of Tea Party mentality (Clinton's recent veiled remarks included), shouting about the rampant racism of Tea Party members, shouting about the despicable actions (freedom fighting and all) and words (sure, some missplelled) of Tea Party rallies, yet somehow they fail to mention what the danger of their mentality, of their racism, of their despicable actions and words. Take a look at THIS. Any lefty in the audience want to take a swing at this. Unclench those fists lefty, a figurative swing.
What did I miss while I was gone? More of the same from the left with a bit more heat behind it. Caliente! The days, along with the change of seasons, are heating up. November is our short-term goal. We must stay focused. We must stay the course. Their melting down, name-calling tell is showing; we have the left running stoopid!
Ahhh, it's good to be home.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Friday Fun
Made Me LOL of the Day: Gore and his disdain for "ambush journalism" and Fox News punks named Jesse.
Time for a film!
Inside Gore's head: OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!! Are they getting my good side? I'll give 'em a smile they can trust. ~SMILE~ Man, I don't know why Dancing With The Stars hasn't called me...LOOK at my fancy footwork. Back-Peddle 2, 3, 4... OMG! OMG! OMG!! This punk is wearing my last nerve. Maybe if I just lie and tell him I'll come on the show. Hehe, then he'll leave me alone. Beat him at his own game. OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!! I'll put my non-smiling friend in front of me. That will get my point across. DADDY'S NOT HAPPY. Can't he hear me telling him I'm NOT giving an interview right now? What is wrong with this kid? Obviously he knows who I am, so why doesn't he respect Vice President Gore, so close to being President Gore?! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! I AM NOT DOING AN INTERVIEW. ~SMILE~ Embarrassed?! What is he talking about?! The Arctic Ice is INCREASING?! Well, hell. Maybe I can distract him with a twirl. ~TWIRL ending with JAZZ HANDS!~ Did you see that DWTS?! I'm magical! I AM NOT GIVING AN INTERVIEW. ....and scene.
Take a bow Jesse, that was funny as hell.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Time for a film!
Inside Gore's head: OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!! Are they getting my good side? I'll give 'em a smile they can trust. ~SMILE~ Man, I don't know why Dancing With The Stars hasn't called me...LOOK at my fancy footwork. Back-Peddle 2, 3, 4... OMG! OMG! OMG!! This punk is wearing my last nerve. Maybe if I just lie and tell him I'll come on the show. Hehe, then he'll leave me alone. Beat him at his own game. OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!! I'll put my non-smiling friend in front of me. That will get my point across. DADDY'S NOT HAPPY. Can't he hear me telling him I'm NOT giving an interview right now? What is wrong with this kid? Obviously he knows who I am, so why doesn't he respect Vice President Gore, so close to being President Gore?! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! I AM NOT DOING AN INTERVIEW. ~SMILE~ Embarrassed?! What is he talking about?! The Arctic Ice is INCREASING?! Well, hell. Maybe I can distract him with a twirl. ~TWIRL ending with JAZZ HANDS!~ Did you see that DWTS?! I'm magical! I AM NOT GIVING AN INTERVIEW. ....and scene.
Take a bow Jesse, that was funny as hell.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Tea Party Hatas
Call us what you want, hatas. We know you secretly wish you had our Super Powers! (hat tip: big government!)
Jealous much?!
Seriously, I'm asking. How can you HATE folks you stand for this:
The Contract From America
Individual Liberty
Limited Government
Economic Freedom
1. Protect the Constitution
2. Reject Cap & Trade
3. Demand a Balanced Budget
4. Enact Fundamental Tax Reform
5. Restore Fiscal Responsibility & Constitutionally Limited Government in Washington
6. End Runaway Government Spending
7. Defund, Repeal, & Replace Government-run Health Care
8. Pass an ‘All-of-the-Above” Energy Policy
9. Stop the Pork
10. Stop the Tax Hikes
Again, I'm askin'. Where exactly do you see the problem?
Instead of expending your energy trying to "infiltrate" the Tea Party rallies with racism, hate and fringe statements, (my thoughts are that these lunatics are finally happy to have a public venue in which they can express their deepest, truest, beliefs under the guise that they reject all that they actually embrace. you would never catch a pro-lifer joining the opposition to make a point. or a conservative attending/pretending to be a libbie for any reason. just sayin'.), perhaps you should thoroughly read, and think about, the above contract and ask yourself where it is you have an issue(s) with it and the folks behind it.
To my fellow Tea Party supporters, I say we seek out these "infiltrators" (they won't be hard to spot...their rage at the crowd will NOT BE contained...sooner or later they will blow their not so cleverly disguised cover), and make sure those around you know who they are as well. Lastly, take their mug shots and unmask them for all to see on the Internets (thanky al gore). Public shaming has it's virtues, you know.
Patriots, let's do this thing. Rock the Tea Party!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
FYI
Programming Note: I will be out of pocket Thursday and Friday, BUTT (really big but) there will be no lack of entries to entertain you (they do entertain you, right? RIGHT?!). For those who comment, do not consider my lack of response as a snub. I wouldn't snub you. I lurvs you. ♥
Now, pull on your boots and go get 'em.
See you next week.
It's Only The Beginning
So it begins. Our nation is facing a shortage of doctors because of compassionate, the right thing to ram through, Obamacare.
Experts warn there won't be enough doctors to treat the millions of people newly insured under the law. At current graduation and training rates, the nation could face a shortage of as many as 150,000 doctors in the next 15 years, according to the Association of American Medical Colleges.
The worst shortage will be in primary care, you know in the field of common everyday medical ailments. Forced insured = too few docs = rationed care.
Brings home the reason we keep shouting: REPEAL AND REPLACE!
As if the shortage of docs isn't enough, how about this headline: Healthcare overhaul won't stop premium increases.
Here are key points from the article:
1) "...there is nothing in this bill to guarantee that it doesn't happen again."
2) "It is a very big loophole in health reform," Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) said. Feinstein and Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) are pushing legislation to expand federal and state authority to prevent insurance companies from boosting rates excessively."
3) "At least in the short term, regulators will be able to do little more than require insurers to publicly explain why they want to raise rates."
4) "On Capitol Hill, Feinstein said she was looking at ways to move her premium regulation bill forward, perhaps by attaching it to other legislation with bipartisan support."
Yes, that's what Americans want Diane. We want you to attach more regulation to some other bill in order to allow more government control over the colossal disaster you passed in the first place. Really got your finger on the pulse of the people, eh?
Hey Diane, have you seen this: Three weeks after Congress passed its new national health care plan, support of repeal of the measure has risen four points to 58%. American Citizenry to Dismissive Politician Translation: WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN, NOR WILL WE.
Say it with me, mah peeps: REPEAL and REPLACE!
And don't let anyone tell you any differently.
Experts warn there won't be enough doctors to treat the millions of people newly insured under the law. At current graduation and training rates, the nation could face a shortage of as many as 150,000 doctors in the next 15 years, according to the Association of American Medical Colleges.
The worst shortage will be in primary care, you know in the field of common everyday medical ailments. Forced insured = too few docs = rationed care.
Brings home the reason we keep shouting: REPEAL AND REPLACE!
As if the shortage of docs isn't enough, how about this headline: Healthcare overhaul won't stop premium increases.
Here are key points from the article:
1) "...there is nothing in this bill to guarantee that it doesn't happen again."
2) "It is a very big loophole in health reform," Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) said. Feinstein and Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) are pushing legislation to expand federal and state authority to prevent insurance companies from boosting rates excessively."
3) "At least in the short term, regulators will be able to do little more than require insurers to publicly explain why they want to raise rates."
4) "On Capitol Hill, Feinstein said she was looking at ways to move her premium regulation bill forward, perhaps by attaching it to other legislation with bipartisan support."
Yes, that's what Americans want Diane. We want you to attach more regulation to some other bill in order to allow more government control over the colossal disaster you passed in the first place. Really got your finger on the pulse of the people, eh?
Hey Diane, have you seen this: Three weeks after Congress passed its new national health care plan, support of repeal of the measure has risen four points to 58%. American Citizenry to Dismissive Politician Translation: WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN, NOR WILL WE.
Say it with me, mah peeps: REPEAL and REPLACE!
And don't let anyone tell you any differently.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
News of the Whoa!
News of the Whoa: Measure to repeal Prop. 8 fails to qualify for November ballot.
A push to put a repeal of Proposition 8 on the November ballot has fizzled, as proponents announced today they failed to collect the nearly 700,000 valid voter signatures to qualify their proposed initiative.
Are you telling me that all those celebs, and their star power, couldn't get 'er done?! Aren't regular shlubs supposed to follow the trendy omniscient gods of Hollywood?! Are folks no longer looking to the court jesters of the world for their political opinions and social conscience?! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO US?! I guess that means Brad and Angelina won't be getting married anytime soon and Sean Penn is gonna kick somebody today. ~boohoo~
Continued News of the Whoa: SEIU (Service Employees International Union) Executive VP Gerry Hudson not only portrays blacks as easily-duped idiots, he calls white workers, "so f*cking rabidly racist."
If that doesn't leave you wanting to FACEPUNCH! something, no worries, I have more! How about this little nugget:
That's right, you heard him. He didn't stutter.
We reform the immigration laws, it puts 12 million people on the path to citizenship and eventually voters. Can you imagine if we have, even the same ratio, two out of three?
If we have eight million new voters who care about ...... and will be voting. We will be creating a governing coalition for the long term, not just for an election cycle.
Progressive thugs are telling you their plans. They aren't meeting in back alleys or basements. They aren't secretive about their destruction. It's all out in the sunlight. And just to be clear, the immigrants they are speaking about are not so much immigrants as they are illegals. Here illegally, breaking the laws on the books, draining our system of resources and FACEPUNCHing you, American citizens. Not so warm and fuzzy now, eh?
Ending News of the Whoa, as in "whoa, the opposition dudes be stupid...": Foes of Tea Party movement to infiltrate rallies.
Opponents of the fiscally conservative tea party movement say they plan to infiltrate and dismantle the political group by trying to make its members appear to be racist, homophobic and moronic.
First of all, pumpkin, when one plans to "infiltrate" a group, one usually keeps it on the down low and tries to fit in, at least at first. Isn't that in your lefty handbook? No? Pity. Check with the MSM. They've got Infiltration 101 down pat, or so they'd like us to believe. Unbiased, indeed.
It gets better. The libbies poop themselves as they try to use their intellect to showcase their mad debating skilz.
"Every time we have someone on camera saying that Barack Obama isn't an American citizen, we want someone sitting next to him saying, 'That's right, he's an alien from outer space!'" Levin said.
Well, that's telling us. Or not. Their poor mommas. How embarrassing.
Levin says they want to exaggerate the group's least appealing qualities, further distance the tea party from mainstream America and damage the public's opinion of them. I am almost speechless at Levin's belief that this plan will work. With us. Doesn't he understand (stop giggling) that the majority of Americans are fed up with the likes of Barry and Levin? Obviously not.
The upside to this is ridiculousness is that we, conservative America, will be entertained along the road to the 2010 elections and beyond by the likes of Levin. With Barry and Crew at the helm, we are gonna need all the comic relief we can get.
See you at the rallies Levin! Don't worry, we'll recognize each other. We'll be the ones saving our country; you'll be the one with the racist sign and poorly thought out plan to dismantle us.
A push to put a repeal of Proposition 8 on the November ballot has fizzled, as proponents announced today they failed to collect the nearly 700,000 valid voter signatures to qualify their proposed initiative.
Are you telling me that all those celebs, and their star power, couldn't get 'er done?! Aren't regular shlubs supposed to follow the trendy omniscient gods of Hollywood?! Are folks no longer looking to the court jesters of the world for their political opinions and social conscience?! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO US?! I guess that means Brad and Angelina won't be getting married anytime soon and Sean Penn is gonna kick somebody today. ~boohoo~
Continued News of the Whoa: SEIU (Service Employees International Union) Executive VP Gerry Hudson not only portrays blacks as easily-duped idiots, he calls white workers, "so f*cking rabidly racist."
If that doesn't leave you wanting to FACEPUNCH! something, no worries, I have more! How about this little nugget:
That's right, you heard him. He didn't stutter.
We reform the immigration laws, it puts 12 million people on the path to citizenship and eventually voters. Can you imagine if we have, even the same ratio, two out of three?
If we have eight million new voters who care about ...... and will be voting. We will be creating a governing coalition for the long term, not just for an election cycle.
Progressive thugs are telling you their plans. They aren't meeting in back alleys or basements. They aren't secretive about their destruction. It's all out in the sunlight. And just to be clear, the immigrants they are speaking about are not so much immigrants as they are illegals. Here illegally, breaking the laws on the books, draining our system of resources and FACEPUNCHing you, American citizens. Not so warm and fuzzy now, eh?
Ending News of the Whoa, as in "whoa, the opposition dudes be stupid...": Foes of Tea Party movement to infiltrate rallies.
Opponents of the fiscally conservative tea party movement say they plan to infiltrate and dismantle the political group by trying to make its members appear to be racist, homophobic and moronic.
First of all, pumpkin, when one plans to "infiltrate" a group, one usually keeps it on the down low and tries to fit in, at least at first. Isn't that in your lefty handbook? No? Pity. Check with the MSM. They've got Infiltration 101 down pat, or so they'd like us to believe. Unbiased, indeed.
It gets better. The libbies poop themselves as they try to use their intellect to showcase their mad debating skilz.
"Every time we have someone on camera saying that Barack Obama isn't an American citizen, we want someone sitting next to him saying, 'That's right, he's an alien from outer space!'" Levin said.
Well, that's telling us. Or not. Their poor mommas. How embarrassing.
Levin says they want to exaggerate the group's least appealing qualities, further distance the tea party from mainstream America and damage the public's opinion of them. I am almost speechless at Levin's belief that this plan will work. With us. Doesn't he understand (stop giggling) that the majority of Americans are fed up with the likes of Barry and Levin? Obviously not.
The upside to this is ridiculousness is that we, conservative America, will be entertained along the road to the 2010 elections and beyond by the likes of Levin. With Barry and Crew at the helm, we are gonna need all the comic relief we can get.
See you at the rallies Levin! Don't worry, we'll recognize each other. We'll be the ones saving our country; you'll be the one with the racist sign and poorly thought out plan to dismantle us.
Monday, April 12, 2010
What's that smell?
Obamacare. Boooo. Plllttt. Gack. Blech.
I really don't have anything nice to say in support of this stinker. What I do support is a repeal and replace action. As luck would have it, the good folks over at Commentarama read my mind and wrote a spiffy article defining repeal and replace. Go HERE and read all about it.
Here's a tasty taste:
Repealing only also plays right into the hands of the left. For years, the left has pushed us further and further left. In response, “intellectuals” on the right argued that we need to undo what the left does whenever we get the chance. . . and that’s it. Do you see a problem with this? Well, let me provide an analogy.
You are standing on a football field. The other team keeps pushing the ball toward your endzone. You get the ball back. Suddenly, your brainiac coach tells you, “we’re only going to push the ball back to where the other team started their drive. Then we stop.” Is the problem getting clearer?
Brings the problem right out into the light, doesn't it. That's an analogy even Reid and Pelosi could understand. Repeal isn't the end of it. We MUST replace Obamacare with something that could actually work for the good of the people.
I called Senator John Cornyn's (R-TX) office this morning and asked about John's yapping about shifting our focus from repealing healthcare to this:
In recent public comments, they have quietly played down the notion of repealing the law while emphasizing claims that it will hurt jobs, the economy and the deficit.
Sen. John Cornyn of Texas, who chairs the committee responsible for electing GOP senators this fall, said in an interview, "The focus really should be on the misplaced priorities of the administration" and Congress' Democratic leaders.
The fella who answered the phone advised me that quote came from the Huffington Post. I corrected him. It didn't. It came from the MSM, the AP then carried by Breitbart, to be exact. He backpedaled and couldn't give me anything of substance, so I left him with a Pattism:
If John isn't onboard with repealing this turd, then I will work to take his job and give it to someone who will. I will work to vote him out of office.
The fella replied: Thank you ma'am. Can I have your zip code and I'll pass it along to John.
And that was that. WTH?!
If the Republican leadership isn't all about taking Obamacare down, what are they about? If they aren't openly against it, willing to fight to repeal and replace it, then what else are we left to believe other than they are for it. I hate, HATE!, the idea of having to fight my own in this dogfight, but you better believe I will. This is not a matter of party, this is a matter of freedom.
John, are you listening?!
REPEAL AND REPLACE!
I really don't have anything nice to say in support of this stinker. What I do support is a repeal and replace action. As luck would have it, the good folks over at Commentarama read my mind and wrote a spiffy article defining repeal and replace. Go HERE and read all about it.
Here's a tasty taste:
Repealing only also plays right into the hands of the left. For years, the left has pushed us further and further left. In response, “intellectuals” on the right argued that we need to undo what the left does whenever we get the chance. . . and that’s it. Do you see a problem with this? Well, let me provide an analogy.
You are standing on a football field. The other team keeps pushing the ball toward your endzone. You get the ball back. Suddenly, your brainiac coach tells you, “we’re only going to push the ball back to where the other team started their drive. Then we stop.” Is the problem getting clearer?
Brings the problem right out into the light, doesn't it. That's an analogy even Reid and Pelosi could understand. Repeal isn't the end of it. We MUST replace Obamacare with something that could actually work for the good of the people.
I called Senator John Cornyn's (R-TX) office this morning and asked about John's yapping about shifting our focus from repealing healthcare to this:
In recent public comments, they have quietly played down the notion of repealing the law while emphasizing claims that it will hurt jobs, the economy and the deficit.
Sen. John Cornyn of Texas, who chairs the committee responsible for electing GOP senators this fall, said in an interview, "The focus really should be on the misplaced priorities of the administration" and Congress' Democratic leaders.
The fella who answered the phone advised me that quote came from the Huffington Post. I corrected him. It didn't. It came from the MSM, the AP then carried by Breitbart, to be exact. He backpedaled and couldn't give me anything of substance, so I left him with a Pattism:
If John isn't onboard with repealing this turd, then I will work to take his job and give it to someone who will. I will work to vote him out of office.
The fella replied: Thank you ma'am. Can I have your zip code and I'll pass it along to John.
And that was that. WTH?!
If the Republican leadership isn't all about taking Obamacare down, what are they about? If they aren't openly against it, willing to fight to repeal and replace it, then what else are we left to believe other than they are for it. I hate, HATE!, the idea of having to fight my own in this dogfight, but you better believe I will. This is not a matter of party, this is a matter of freedom.
John, are you listening?!
REPEAL AND REPLACE!
Friday, April 9, 2010
Tasty Chicken Tales
Let the purging begin: Rep. Bart Stupak (D-Mich.), who had a central role in the health reform fight as the leader of anti-abortion Democrats, plans to announce Friday that he will not run for reelection, a Democratic official said.
What a chickenshit.
If you are going to have the "courage" to do what you think is the right thing for this country, the least you can do is to have the "courage" to let us throw you out on your ass at the polls. The vote and ditch is the Dem's tell. They KNOW they screwed you over and are too scared to face your wrath in November. Classic chickenshittery.
BA-KAW!
Keeping the poultry imagery going, Michele Obama is a cackling hen, pecking at your eyes about your bad bad BAD food choices. She's telling you Twinkies ain't the way to go and that your kids are Fatty McFattersons. SAYS WHO?! Oh, says her. So let it be written, so let it be done (name that movie!). Junk food should be eliminated along with all the stuff that's fun to eat, and replaced with all the food that is merely nutritious. Don't get me wrong, I think eating healthy for the majority of your caloric intake can solve many an ill, but, Sista, keep your condescending hands off the fun stuff.
When dealing with Washington, never forget their motto is: do as I say, not as I do. Perfect example: When asked in an interview about her fav places to eat, she said this:
"Oyamel is one of my favorites because it has a good menu and good margaritas."
By her logic, doesn't she know that by glugging dranky dranks she's bound to turn into an alcoholic?! I think we should inundate the White House with literature on the ill effects alcohol can have on the body. Not to mention the second hand smoke she's breathing in while Barry lights up his beloved cigs. Sure sure, she probably doesn't overdo...much. But why should she get to make a choice for herself when Washington wants to horn in on making ours? What makes her any better equipped to make our choices? After all, she married Bar. I'd say that puts her at a disadvantage in the good choice making department.
PECK-PECK-PECK
One of the BIGGEST Chicken Little moments belongs to Harry Reid.
...U.S. Sen. Harry Reid encountered a phalanx of protestors when he stopped in for pizza in Fernley.
The campaign was prepared, however. A group of mostly union members traveling with the campaign and carrying their own pro-Reid signs drowned out the protests with loud chants of “Harry, Harry, Harry.”
Big man to travel with union thugs. Very Bar of him.
Tell me Harry, why do you think it necessary to travel with, whom I am guessing are paid, supporters? Manipulating an image, much? Too bad for you Americans aren't buying it.
He brushes off the angry mob and declares that some folks just have their panties in a perpetual bunch. Just look at my traveling security, um buddies, who love me!!!
He then said with a straight face: “I’ve got a few months left on this 6-year contract,” he told the small gathering of supporters. “I’m attempting to renew that and I’m hopeful you’ll let me.”
Um, Har? I do believe you are a tiny bit deluded. Come November, it won't matter how many union bosses you surround yourself with, the people will be heard. I for one thank you in advance for allowing us the pleasure of booting your ass to the curb with our vote. You on the other hand should start preparing for life outside of Washington.
THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!!
What a chickenshit.
If you are going to have the "courage" to do what you think is the right thing for this country, the least you can do is to have the "courage" to let us throw you out on your ass at the polls. The vote and ditch is the Dem's tell. They KNOW they screwed you over and are too scared to face your wrath in November. Classic chickenshittery.
BA-KAW!
Keeping the poultry imagery going, Michele Obama is a cackling hen, pecking at your eyes about your bad bad BAD food choices. She's telling you Twinkies ain't the way to go and that your kids are Fatty McFattersons. SAYS WHO?! Oh, says her. So let it be written, so let it be done (name that movie!). Junk food should be eliminated along with all the stuff that's fun to eat, and replaced with all the food that is merely nutritious. Don't get me wrong, I think eating healthy for the majority of your caloric intake can solve many an ill, but, Sista, keep your condescending hands off the fun stuff.
When dealing with Washington, never forget their motto is: do as I say, not as I do. Perfect example: When asked in an interview about her fav places to eat, she said this:
"Oyamel is one of my favorites because it has a good menu and good margaritas."
By her logic, doesn't she know that by glugging dranky dranks she's bound to turn into an alcoholic?! I think we should inundate the White House with literature on the ill effects alcohol can have on the body. Not to mention the second hand smoke she's breathing in while Barry lights up his beloved cigs. Sure sure, she probably doesn't overdo...much. But why should she get to make a choice for herself when Washington wants to horn in on making ours? What makes her any better equipped to make our choices? After all, she married Bar. I'd say that puts her at a disadvantage in the good choice making department.
PECK-PECK-PECK
One of the BIGGEST Chicken Little moments belongs to Harry Reid.
...U.S. Sen. Harry Reid encountered a phalanx of protestors when he stopped in for pizza in Fernley.
The campaign was prepared, however. A group of mostly union members traveling with the campaign and carrying their own pro-Reid signs drowned out the protests with loud chants of “Harry, Harry, Harry.”
Big man to travel with union thugs. Very Bar of him.
Tell me Harry, why do you think it necessary to travel with, whom I am guessing are paid, supporters? Manipulating an image, much? Too bad for you Americans aren't buying it.
He brushes off the angry mob and declares that some folks just have their panties in a perpetual bunch. Just look at my traveling security, um buddies, who love me!!!
He then said with a straight face: “I’ve got a few months left on this 6-year contract,” he told the small gathering of supporters. “I’m attempting to renew that and I’m hopeful you’ll let me.”
Um, Har? I do believe you are a tiny bit deluded. Come November, it won't matter how many union bosses you surround yourself with, the people will be heard. I for one thank you in advance for allowing us the pleasure of booting your ass to the curb with our vote. You on the other hand should start preparing for life outside of Washington.
THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!!
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Shoe-Bomber Redux?
Last night's breaking story about a possible shoe-bomber on a flight of 157 passengers to Denver brought to mind several questions as details emerged.
1) ...an Arab envoy briefed on the matter identified him as Mohammed Al-Madadi of Qatar, an oil-rich Middle East nation and close U.S. ally. His name is Mohammed? It wasn't shocking to me to learn his name, it was merely a piece in the story, yet the reporters acted stunned. Really?! For the MSM it seemed his name sent more shock waves rather than the alleged act. Oh wait, I bet they got the memo from Barry...
2) Mohammed was questioned about the smell of smoke in the bathroom he was in and being a good diplomat, one that has immunity from prosecution, made an insensitive funny at our expense. Two law enforcement officials said investigators were told the man was asked about the smell of smoke in the bathroom and he made a joke that he had been trying to light his shoes - an apparent reference to the 2001 so-called "shoe bomber" Richard Reid. Those wacky Middle Eastern diplomats. By the way, who let him through security with shoes?! And a lighter? And was the lighter under 4 ounces?!
3) The passengers that witnessed the questioning said there was no struggle. Mohammed was apprehended and the air marshals sat side by side with him until the plane landed. Seems all very civilized. Well, except for this: Passenger Mei Turcotte, 26, of Kalispell, Mont., told The Associated Press she smelled smoke about an hour into the flight. She said she later looked out the window and saw two jets flying alongside the plane. My immediate question was if military jets were scrambled to escort this flight, why the hell didn't the marshals go all Jack Bauer this jokester? If I'm a passenger, I want heavy-handed nutsack punching going on. I want Mohammed to think twice about April Fooling about shoe-bombs ever again in American airspace.
4) No one alerted passengers to what was going on. Simple question: Why? If I'm a passenger, I want to know if my personal safety might be compromised. I won't get in the marshals way, but what I will do is keep a sharp eye for the rest of the flight. (I should note that I love me some air marshals and no doubt they are following protocol when dealing with terrorists and when to alert passengers.) Americans haven't forgotten 9-11. We have the balls to step up if needed; don't underestimate our will. But to be kept in the dark like children, to be kept vulnerable from potential terrorists acts, seems short-sighted and insulting.
5) After the incident had played out, and Mohammed was revealed as a prankster (ruffle his hair here), the State department said this: IF. That's right, if. Let me ask you this, if it had been a Tea Party prankster, or a guy named Glenn or Rush, or really anyone right of Barry, do you think they would be employing the if? Exactly.
So, what have we learned from this?
* Smokers are jokers
* Planes CAN land with the table trays in the down position.
* Diplomats are where it's at.
* Jet escorts are exciting!
* Air marshals are careful with dudes named Mohammed.
* Parents should name their kids Mohammed.
1) ...an Arab envoy briefed on the matter identified him as Mohammed Al-Madadi of Qatar, an oil-rich Middle East nation and close U.S. ally. His name is Mohammed? It wasn't shocking to me to learn his name, it was merely a piece in the story, yet the reporters acted stunned. Really?! For the MSM it seemed his name sent more shock waves rather than the alleged act. Oh wait, I bet they got the memo from Barry...
2) Mohammed was questioned about the smell of smoke in the bathroom he was in and being a good diplomat, one that has immunity from prosecution, made an insensitive funny at our expense. Two law enforcement officials said investigators were told the man was asked about the smell of smoke in the bathroom and he made a joke that he had been trying to light his shoes - an apparent reference to the 2001 so-called "shoe bomber" Richard Reid. Those wacky Middle Eastern diplomats. By the way, who let him through security with shoes?! And a lighter? And was the lighter under 4 ounces?!
3) The passengers that witnessed the questioning said there was no struggle. Mohammed was apprehended and the air marshals sat side by side with him until the plane landed. Seems all very civilized. Well, except for this: Passenger Mei Turcotte, 26, of Kalispell, Mont., told The Associated Press she smelled smoke about an hour into the flight. She said she later looked out the window and saw two jets flying alongside the plane. My immediate question was if military jets were scrambled to escort this flight, why the hell didn't the marshals go all Jack Bauer this jokester? If I'm a passenger, I want heavy-handed nutsack punching going on. I want Mohammed to think twice about April Fooling about shoe-bombs ever again in American airspace.
4) No one alerted passengers to what was going on. Simple question: Why? If I'm a passenger, I want to know if my personal safety might be compromised. I won't get in the marshals way, but what I will do is keep a sharp eye for the rest of the flight. (I should note that I love me some air marshals and no doubt they are following protocol when dealing with terrorists and when to alert passengers.) Americans haven't forgotten 9-11. We have the balls to step up if needed; don't underestimate our will. But to be kept in the dark like children, to be kept vulnerable from potential terrorists acts, seems short-sighted and insulting.
5) After the incident had played out, and Mohammed was revealed as a prankster (ruffle his hair here), the State department said this: IF. That's right, if. Let me ask you this, if it had been a Tea Party prankster, or a guy named Glenn or Rush, or really anyone right of Barry, do you think they would be employing the if? Exactly.
So, what have we learned from this?
* Smokers are jokers
* Planes CAN land with the table trays in the down position.
* Diplomats are where it's at.
* Jet escorts are exciting!
* Air marshals are careful with dudes named Mohammed.
* Parents should name their kids Mohammed.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
LOLZ of the Day
Always Gives Me a LOL of the Day: Iran's president smacking around Barry
The quote getting the most press is this one: "Mr. Obama, you are a newcomer (to politics). Wait until your sweat dries and get some experience."
Funny enough that At-mah-dinnah-job (phonetcially spelled for your convenience) is calling Barry a NEWB! but the quote that gave me a bigger LOL was the following one.
Ahmadinejad said Obama "is under the pressure of capitalists and the Zionists" and vowed Iran would not be pushed around. "(American officials) bigger than you, more bullying than you, couldn't do a damn thing, let alone you," he said, addressing Obama.
Oh no he di'n't! He just compared Barry to Bush and it was very uncomplimentary. Damn, that has to leave a mark!
And the LOLs keep coming: Barry's peeps want their free health care dadgumit. According to an article that quotes an eHealthInsurance.com agent, the question of the day is:
"They're saying, 'Where do we get the free Obama care, and how do I sign up for that?'
Who else just chuckled, giggled, snorted, curled their lip, shook their head in disgust? Gives me a giant BLECH.
The best overjoyed LOL I had yesterday was when the FCC was given an EPIC! punch to the head with this bit of news:
Because the FCC "has failed to tie its assertion" of regulatory authority to an actual law enacted by Congress, the agency does not have the power to regulate an Internet provider's network management practices, wrote Judge David Tatel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit.
If you want to read a short article that lays it out, go HERE. Better yet, HERE.
When I heard the news I pictured Barry and Crew having a bratty meltdown in the Oval Office. Certainly it's not the last we'll hear of this, but for the moment this WIN! is delicious.
Last LOL of the day is Barry throwing like a barry (please do NOT say he throws like a girl, i'm a girl and I can get it over the plate and if I practiced it would be strike-worthy. no brag, just fact, mah babies. i hereby coin the term "throws like a barry" and in the future, when one uses this term, everyone will understand the pitch SUCKED). That he also humiliates himself with his lies is the bonus lol. Emperor has no truth!
Dude, throws like a barry. Ugh.
The quote getting the most press is this one: "Mr. Obama, you are a newcomer (to politics). Wait until your sweat dries and get some experience."
Funny enough that At-mah-dinnah-job (phonetcially spelled for your convenience) is calling Barry a NEWB! but the quote that gave me a bigger LOL was the following one.
Ahmadinejad said Obama "is under the pressure of capitalists and the Zionists" and vowed Iran would not be pushed around. "(American officials) bigger than you, more bullying than you, couldn't do a damn thing, let alone you," he said, addressing Obama.
Oh no he di'n't! He just compared Barry to Bush and it was very uncomplimentary. Damn, that has to leave a mark!
And the LOLs keep coming: Barry's peeps want their free health care dadgumit. According to an article that quotes an eHealthInsurance.com agent, the question of the day is:
"They're saying, 'Where do we get the free Obama care, and how do I sign up for that?'
Who else just chuckled, giggled, snorted, curled their lip, shook their head in disgust? Gives me a giant BLECH.
The best overjoyed LOL I had yesterday was when the FCC was given an EPIC! punch to the head with this bit of news:
Because the FCC "has failed to tie its assertion" of regulatory authority to an actual law enacted by Congress, the agency does not have the power to regulate an Internet provider's network management practices, wrote Judge David Tatel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit.
Tuesday's decision could doom one of the signature initiatives of FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski, a Democrat. Last October, Genachowski announced plans to begin drafting a formal set of Net neutrality rules--even though Congress has not given the agency permission to do so. That push is opposed by Verizon and other broadband providers.
The FCC acted without authority. SMACK! The FCC exerted power where they had none. POUND! The FCC, IE Genachowski via BARRY, believed they could do whatever the hell they wanted regardless of those pesky non-existent laws awarding power to the throne. BLAM!If you want to read a short article that lays it out, go HERE. Better yet, HERE.
When I heard the news I pictured Barry and Crew having a bratty meltdown in the Oval Office. Certainly it's not the last we'll hear of this, but for the moment this WIN! is delicious.
Last LOL of the day is Barry throwing like a barry (please do NOT say he throws like a girl, i'm a girl and I can get it over the plate and if I practiced it would be strike-worthy. no brag, just fact, mah babies. i hereby coin the term "throws like a barry" and in the future, when one uses this term, everyone will understand the pitch SUCKED). That he also humiliates himself with his lies is the bonus lol. Emperor has no truth!
Dude, throws like a barry. Ugh.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Barry Gift Wraps Terrorist's WIN!
Need another example that Barry has lost his ever-livin' mind? Of course not, but I still have one. TO THE BOMB BUNKER!
For the first time, the United States is explicitly committing not to use nuclear weapons against nonnuclear states that are in compliance with the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty, even if they attacked the United States with biological or chemical weapons or launched a crippling cyberattack.
Makes perfect sense. If attacked with biological or chemical weapons not to mention a cyberattack, the smart thing to do is get the tickle feather out. Make the thugs PAY!
~tickletickletickle~
Anyone of us who has ever been the jacked with in any way knows the only way to stop another attack is to bring a bigger stick than the one you got beat with in the first place.
I mean what happened to this Barry?: “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun,” Obama said...
Silly readers, he didn't mean the enemies of the country; he meant Republicans or anyone in-country who opposes any of the words coming out of his mouth. For those outside our borders, he's got an army of unicorns and that cool Travelocity gnome.
You feel safer, right?
RIGHT?!
Yeah, me neither.
For the first time, the United States is explicitly committing not to use nuclear weapons against nonnuclear states that are in compliance with the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty, even if they attacked the United States with biological or chemical weapons or launched a crippling cyberattack.
Makes perfect sense. If attacked with biological or chemical weapons not to mention a cyberattack, the smart thing to do is get the tickle feather out. Make the thugs PAY!
~tickletickletickle~
Anyone of us who has ever been the jacked with in any way knows the only way to stop another attack is to bring a bigger stick than the one you got beat with in the first place.
I mean what happened to this Barry?: “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun,” Obama said...
Silly readers, he didn't mean the enemies of the country; he meant Republicans or anyone in-country who opposes any of the words coming out of his mouth. For those outside our borders, he's got an army of unicorns and that cool Travelocity gnome.
You feel safer, right?
RIGHT?!
Yeah, me neither.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Barry Wants You To SHUT IT, Again...
Good docs know you treat the ailment not the symptom. Hell, most of us know that. The ailment plaguing Barry is our outrage fueled by bad leadership. He wants us to shut the hell up. He thinks that by shutting us up he treats the root cause, but we know it's merely the symptom of out outrage.
Folks are pissed and Dems seem confused by it all. After all, they did what you wanted, what you begged for, what you thought was urgently needed, they passed the healthcare legislation!
Dems are home and coming face to fist with constituent's who are NOT pleased.
Here's one of my favorite reported incidents that Rep. Paul Hodes experienced. The bold is the exchange in a concise nutshell:
At a senior center in Manchester Wednesday, one woman turned away when Hodes offered his outstretched hand for an introduction.
Here's an exact quote from Barry, about your outrage:
"Well, I think that when you listen to Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck, it's pretty apparent, and it's troublesome, but keep in mind that there have been periods in American history where this kind of vitriol comes out," Obama said. "It happens often when you've got an economy that is making people more anxious and people are feeling like there is a lot of change that needs to take place. But that's not the vast majority of Americans. I think the vast majority of Americans know that we're trying hard, that I want what's best for the country."
Barrack is not delusional. Hussein is not suffering from a reality-altering brain tumor. Obama is not misunderstood. Barrack Hussein Obama knows exactly what he is doing. He chooses his words to convey what he wants the truth to be, what he wants you to believe the truth to be. To Barry, black is white, up is down; he deals in his own personal bizarro world. He is hoping like hell we buy it.
Yeah, not so much. The vast majority of Americans call it lying, but that doesn't stop him from tryin'.
Rush had this to say in response and he hit Barry right between the eyes with the truth:
"I know that a majority of Americans are angry at the regime's (and the Democrats') constant attempts at character assassination of their opposition. They want no part of engaging us in the Arena of Ideas. They seek instead to discredit and marginalize us, and it has gotten old."
Exactly.
Here Bar lets you know that YOU are the problem, not so much Washington:
"We are over-taxed as it is," Doris said bluntly.
Obama started out feisty. "Well, let's talk about that, because this is an area where there's been just a whole lot of misinformation, and I'm going to have to work hard over the next several months to clean up a lot of the misapprehensions that people have," the president said.
Gosh, you people, GET IT RIGHT. Do you see how difficult and thankless his job is?! Do you see how hard he has to work? Dealing with the informed is a holy hell. Sheesh.
Because Barry wants you to shut it, SHUT IT!, he needs help from his twisted sidekick minions, the MSM, to get the word out.
The president said both Democrats and Republicans have a responsibility to tone down the rhetoric, but that much of it has to do with the current media environment in which extreme comments are echoed in the blogosphere.
Ruh-roh...blogosphere. Wait, does that mean me?! And you?!
Yes.
Memo from the Desk of The One: SHUT IT!
~sigh~ It's just all so tiresome.
Here's a crazy idea Bar, we will shut it once we feel that Washington isn't trying to beat us bloody anymore. You take care of the ailment and the symptom will disappear. How about that? Until then, you can pretty much count on our outrage to spill all over the joint making one big sticky mess.
Clean up on aisle America!
Folks are pissed and Dems seem confused by it all. After all, they did what you wanted, what you begged for, what you thought was urgently needed, they passed the healthcare legislation!
Dems are home and coming face to fist with constituent's who are NOT pleased.
Here's one of my favorite reported incidents that Rep. Paul Hodes experienced. The bold is the exchange in a concise nutshell:
At a senior center in Manchester Wednesday, one woman turned away when Hodes offered his outstretched hand for an introduction.
When Hodes decided to stay at the table and launch a defense of what's considered to be one of the more popular provisions of the law — closing the "donut hole," a gap in prescription drug coverage for Medicare recipients — she challenged whether he had read the entire bill and dismissed his explanation.
"And over time, by 2020, it closes the donut hole," Hodes explained.
"We'll all be dead by then," she deadpanned.
If he could only hear with his ears instead of using them to secure his sunglASSES.Here's an exact quote from Barry, about your outrage:
"Well, I think that when you listen to Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck, it's pretty apparent, and it's troublesome, but keep in mind that there have been periods in American history where this kind of vitriol comes out," Obama said. "It happens often when you've got an economy that is making people more anxious and people are feeling like there is a lot of change that needs to take place. But that's not the vast majority of Americans. I think the vast majority of Americans know that we're trying hard, that I want what's best for the country."
Barrack is not delusional. Hussein is not suffering from a reality-altering brain tumor. Obama is not misunderstood. Barrack Hussein Obama knows exactly what he is doing. He chooses his words to convey what he wants the truth to be, what he wants you to believe the truth to be. To Barry, black is white, up is down; he deals in his own personal bizarro world. He is hoping like hell we buy it.
Yeah, not so much. The vast majority of Americans call it lying, but that doesn't stop him from tryin'.
Rush had this to say in response and he hit Barry right between the eyes with the truth:
"I know that a majority of Americans are angry at the regime's (and the Democrats') constant attempts at character assassination of their opposition. They want no part of engaging us in the Arena of Ideas. They seek instead to discredit and marginalize us, and it has gotten old."
Exactly.
Here Bar lets you know that YOU are the problem, not so much Washington:
"We are over-taxed as it is," Doris said bluntly.
Obama started out feisty. "Well, let's talk about that, because this is an area where there's been just a whole lot of misinformation, and I'm going to have to work hard over the next several months to clean up a lot of the misapprehensions that people have," the president said.
Gosh, you people, GET IT RIGHT. Do you see how difficult and thankless his job is?! Do you see how hard he has to work? Dealing with the informed is a holy hell. Sheesh.
Because Barry wants you to shut it, SHUT IT!, he needs help from his twisted sidekick minions, the MSM, to get the word out.
The president said both Democrats and Republicans have a responsibility to tone down the rhetoric, but that much of it has to do with the current media environment in which extreme comments are echoed in the blogosphere.
Ruh-roh...blogosphere. Wait, does that mean me?! And you?!
Yes.
Memo from the Desk of The One: SHUT IT!
~sigh~ It's just all so tiresome.
Here's a crazy idea Bar, we will shut it once we feel that Washington isn't trying to beat us bloody anymore. You take care of the ailment and the symptom will disappear. How about that? Until then, you can pretty much count on our outrage to spill all over the joint making one big sticky mess.
Clean up on aisle America!
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