I just can't keep my big fat mouth shut any longer about Michelle Obama and her need to come into my restaurants, grocery stores and kitchen cabinets, telling me what I should eat or what I should NOT! eat. She wants us all to eat healthier even if it means children crying for their chicken nuggets or shutting restaurants down because they lose business by offering fare no one wants to eat. She done pushed me over the edge and now it's left to me to state the obvious.
First things first Shells: Shouldn't you focus on Barry?! You know, get your own house in order kinda thang, before forcing your tyranny on us? Your husband is a smoker. A smoker, for God's sake. Smoking is bad for one's health. Smoking is bad for surrounding folk's health. Smoking is like the opposite of what a good example to children looks like.
Secondly, Shells: Some say your arms are impressive, but my gut tells me they serve one purpose: to take the heat off your ass. As long as you have the guns out, ain't no one focused on the caboose. Have you looked at your own behind lately? I didn't want to go here, I hate when women's big fat asses are pointed out, but you keep yapping about what I can/cannot eat, as if you're doing it right. Sista, me thinks you might need a full length mirror.
Thirdly, Shells: Shouldn't a true leader, well, LEAD BY EXAMPLE? What passes as your example is horrendous, as is your husband's. We see picture after picture of him and you and the kiddies, stuffing your faces with ice cream (betcha it's not low fat), or drippy greasy burgers (loaded with fat AND salt!) or ~GASP~ hot dogs (no turkeys were harmed in the process), and then you have the audacity to lecture us.
Lastly, Shells: I know you may not like be reminded of this, but we live in America. We live, for the moment, in freedom. Freedom to make our own choices for dinner, even if it's bad for us. Twinkies or veggie wraps. Cow or pig. Salt lick or bucket of fat. Our choice, not yours.
Ouch. That's gotta hurt, cause I know you'd like us to join your conga of ridiculousness.
Ain't gonna happen, Shells.
Matter of fact, in honor of your big fat FAIL! I plan on doing the exact opposite today. I see a double-meat cheeseburger with a side of deep-fried tater tots calling my name.
Who's with me?
Thursday, September 16, 2010
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I hate all kinds of hypocrisy, but these two really make me angry. I think for me it is their condescending attitude, which is beyond elitist. They really behave like they are royalty. I don't like to judge people too harshly in general, because honestly, who hasn't done or said some contradictory things at some point? But to say "At some point, you've just made enough money" (But I'll be collecting my millions on my books over here quietly...) and Burgers are bad! You can't eat fat and salt! Bad bad bad! (Oh, excuse me while I wipe the fat and grease off my hands and face.) Also, DON'T TELL ME I CAN'T MAKE PERSONAL CHOICES!!! @#()$*#()%*%*#()!!!!! I'm in, burgers, fries, and ice cream at my house! All deep fried!
Oh you know I'm in. Burger and fries are my friend. That Salt Lick and Bucket of Butter also sounds good.
I am so sick of these people that I want to spit, but I don't cause my mouth is full of burger and I don't want to waste it. Every time I hear Bar say this is a teachable moment, I just scream. I don't need this a""hole teaching me. I better be careful. Did you see where they banned that kid (from England I think) for calling him a P%$#k. They or OUTTA CONTROL
tam: their condescending hypocrisy is having the opposite desired effect that they hoped. everytime she mentions nuggets or cream or salt or fat, it drives my desire for those things thru the roof. i think the only responsible thing to do is to blame her for what will soon be the rise in obesity. (see?! two can play this ridiculous game)
SHELLS IS MAKIN' US FAT!
grumpy: DON'T WASTE THAT BURGER! Lol! and "teachable moments" are supposed to teach something not induce rolled eyes and sarcasm from the masses. FAIL!
hey, we should invite that kid to the fatty party. me likey.
i guess all the good causes were snaked by the other previous first ladies. huh.
actually, i do like the gardening thing that she is doing.
-jay
jay: if her intent was to start the dialogue, or to shine a positive light on such horrors as childhood obesity (which is shocking enough), then you could give the woman credit. but her intent is to control others, yet no not so much her own.
and i also like the gardening idea. do you think they actually get out there though (other than a photo-op)?
Testify Patti! Whoo hooo!
Did you hear the quote today that slipped out, how she hates being the First Lady? This is starting to sound like a good excuse to quit in 2012, doesn't it?
andrew: i came to my breaking point.
~written with greasy, salty, sugar-coated fingers~
No problem there Patti, I think a lot of people have reached their breaking point when it comes to these clowns.
And attacking junk food is just totally unAmerican.
andrew: guns and junk food, same emotion attachments ;)
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