Monday, September 20, 2010

Punch Something Monday

Things that make me want to punch something:


1) Barry sits in an Episcopal Church  (Dear Lord, I pray, you thumped his soul).  Ok, fine.  That's not really what makes me want to punch something, but this does (for reals): 2) Barry informs the Congressional Black Caucus to get back to their neighborhoods (aren't there any white folks or hispanics or those of asian decent in those neighborhoods?!) and tell their peeps to "guard the change."

Why isn't he meeting with the Congressional White-Bread Caucus (soft when ya squeeze us!) or the We're Here Legally, But Sometimes Look Like We're Not Hispanic Caucus (what?!) or the, oh hell, you get the point.  Why does he go out of his way to just speak to those that look like him (not that they all look alike, so don't start with me) and ignoring those that look like me (and yes, sometime we european descendants do all look alike.  known fact.  look it up on wikipedia)?

Something is just asking for a punch.


3) The Gaga judges no one.  Wait.  Yes, she does: The U.S. Military  I am done with idiot entertainers who assure me that they do not judge, that they would never judge, and then hate on Christians or anyone whose belief system cannot support gay marriage or ~fill in the blank here~.   Last time I looked that kinda is Judgy McJudgerson behavior.

Hey Ga(g)Ga(g), here's a news flash: that you speak out so vehemently against anything that doesn't mirror your beliefs is considered judging.  You do it all the damned time.  I think I'd like you better if you just owned it.  But that's not what a libbie does; that's not the libbie line. What you guys do is villainize the opposition, then hope like hell enough buy into your stupidity to get your way.

Must.  Punch.  Something.

4) OFA (Barry's Organizing for America) held a peace rally.  ~snicker~ You know the hatas came to play.  They didn't disappoint.  Anyone who thinks Barry and Crew are on a higher plane than the much aligned Tea Party Ralliers (yet, never proven nastiness, ie no VIDEO!), should take a look at their brothers and sisters misbehaving, spitting on and tell Beitbart he's a "HOMO" (ooooo, good one!) at a ~snicker~ friggin' peace rally.



Asswipey libby drones, you're doing it RIGHT!


Punch activated in 3...2....


5) Top general calls Christian soldier "bigots"  If you've read here for any length of time, you know I love my military men and women.  I thank them personally whenever I get the chance; I recommend you do the same.  But here's what I want to know: does Lt. General Thomas P. Bostick understand that Islam considers homosexuality a crime, that warrants execution?  What of the those that serve that are Muslim?  Are they bigots too?  And if so, why aren't you calling them out as well?  (i know, barry would have your head!  zing!)

Sir, I appreciate your service.  If you love this nation, please step down now.  You are a shameful example of tolerance.  How dare you call servicemen and women who risk their lives, who spill their blood, who keep you free, who dare disagree with you, bigots.  I offer that you're the bigot, sir.  You and your libbie comrade, Lady Ga(g)Ga(g). 

P-U-N-C-H!

Doc tells me all I need is time and my fist will unclench.  I'm thinking around November....

6 comments:

Joel Farnham said...

patti,

Read some Rasmussen poll numbers. It has a soothing effect. :)

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll

I hope this helps.

Patti said...

joel: i appreciate the suggestion. these days i can count on rasmussen to help my fist clench.

StanH said...

Patti’s, “whack a loon Monday.” Sounds like great fun.

Patti said...

joel: that would be "un"clench...

stan: it's either that or kick someone's ass.

AndrewPrice said...

I'm surprised they can hold the American flag without it burning their arms like vampires holding a cross!

Patti said...

andrew: LOL! YES!! oh man, i love when you guys humor me...PUNCH!