Tasty Chicken Tales

Let the purging begin: Rep. Bart Stupak (D-Mich.), who had a central role in the health reform fight as the leader of anti-abortion Democrats, plans to announce Friday that he will not run for reelection, a Democratic official said.

What a chickenshit.

If you are going to have the "courage" to do what you think is the right thing for this country, the least you can do is to have the "courage" to let us throw you out on your ass at the polls. The vote and ditch is the Dem's tell. They KNOW they screwed you over and are too scared to face your wrath in November. Classic chickenshittery.

BA-KAW!

Keeping the poultry imagery going, Michele Obama is a cackling hen, pecking at your eyes about your bad bad BAD food choices. She's telling you Twinkies ain't the way to go and that your kids are Fatty McFattersons. SAYS WHO?! Oh, says her. So let it be written, so let it be done (name that movie!). Junk food should be eliminated along with all the stuff that's fun to eat, and replaced with all the food that is merely nutritious. Don't get me wrong, I think eating healthy for the majority of your caloric intake can solve many an ill, but, Sista, keep your condescending hands off the fun stuff.

When dealing with Washington, never forget their motto is: do as I say, not as I do. Perfect example: When asked in an interview about her fav places to eat, she said this:

"Oyamel is one of my favorites because it has a good menu and good margaritas."

By her logic, doesn't she know that by glugging dranky dranks she's bound to turn into an alcoholic?! I think we should inundate the White House with literature on the ill effects alcohol can have on the body. Not to mention the second hand smoke she's breathing in while Barry lights up his beloved cigs. Sure sure, she probably doesn't overdo...much. But why should she get to make a choice for herself when Washington wants to horn in on making ours? What makes her any better equipped to make our choices? After all, she married Bar. I'd say that puts her at a disadvantage in the good choice making department.

PECK-PECK-PECK

One of the BIGGEST Chicken Little moments belongs to Harry Reid.

...U.S. Sen. Harry Reid encountered a phalanx of protestors when he stopped in for pizza in Fernley.

The campaign was prepared, however. A group of mostly union members traveling with the campaign and carrying their own pro-Reid signs drowned out the protests with loud chants of “Harry, Harry, Harry.”

Big man to travel with union thugs. Very Bar of him.

Tell me Harry, why do you think it necessary to travel with, whom I am guessing are paid, supporters? Manipulating an image, much? Too bad for you Americans aren't buying it.

He brushes off the angry mob and declares that some folks just have their panties in a perpetual bunch. Just look at my traveling security, um buddies, who love me!!!

He then said with a straight face: “I’ve got a few months left on this 6-year contract,” he told the small gathering of supporters. “I’m attempting to renew that and I’m hopeful you’ll let me.”

Um, Har? I do believe you are a tiny bit deluded. Come November, it won't matter how many union bosses you surround yourself with, the people will be heard. I for one thank you in advance for allowing us the pleasure of booting your ass to the curb with our vote. You on the other hand should start preparing for life outside of Washington.

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!!