News of the Whoa: Measure to repeal Prop. 8 fails to qualify for November ballot.
A push to put a repeal of Proposition 8 on the November ballot has fizzled, as proponents announced today they failed to collect the nearly 700,000 valid voter signatures to qualify their proposed initiative.
Are you telling me that all those celebs, and their star power, couldn't get 'er done?! Aren't regular shlubs supposed to follow the trendy omniscient gods of Hollywood?! Are folks no longer looking to the court jesters of the world for their political opinions and social conscience?! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO US?! I guess that means Brad and Angelina won't be getting married anytime soon and Sean Penn is gonna kick somebody today. ~boohoo~
Continued News of the Whoa: SEIU (Service Employees International Union) Executive VP Gerry Hudson not only portrays blacks as easily-duped idiots, he calls white workers, "so f*cking rabidly racist."
If that doesn't leave you wanting to FACEPUNCH! something, no worries, I have more! How about this little nugget:
That's right, you heard him. He didn't stutter.
We reform the immigration laws, it puts 12 million people on the path to citizenship and eventually voters. Can you imagine if we have, even the same ratio, two out of three?
If we have eight million new voters who care about ...... and will be voting. We will be creating a governing coalition for the long term, not just for an election cycle.
Progressive thugs are telling you their plans. They aren't meeting in back alleys or basements. They aren't secretive about their destruction. It's all out in the sunlight. And just to be clear, the immigrants they are speaking about are not so much immigrants as they are illegals. Here illegally, breaking the laws on the books, draining our system of resources and FACEPUNCHing you, American citizens. Not so warm and fuzzy now, eh?
Ending News of the Whoa, as in "whoa, the opposition dudes be stupid...": Foes of Tea Party movement to infiltrate rallies.
Opponents of the fiscally conservative tea party movement say they plan to infiltrate and dismantle the political group by trying to make its members appear to be racist, homophobic and moronic.
First of all, pumpkin, when one plans to "infiltrate" a group, one usually keeps it on the down low and tries to fit in, at least at first. Isn't that in your lefty handbook? No? Pity. Check with the MSM. They've got Infiltration 101 down pat, or so they'd like us to believe. Unbiased, indeed.
It gets better. The libbies poop themselves as they try to use their intellect to showcase their mad debating skilz.
"Every time we have someone on camera saying that Barack Obama isn't an American citizen, we want someone sitting next to him saying, 'That's right, he's an alien from outer space!'" Levin said.
Well, that's telling us. Or not. Their poor mommas. How embarrassing.
Levin says they want to exaggerate the group's least appealing qualities, further distance the tea party from mainstream America and damage the public's opinion of them.
The upside to this is ridiculousness is that we, conservative America, will be entertained along the road to the 2010 elections and beyond by the likes of Levin. With Barry and Crew at the helm, we are gonna need all the comic relief we can get.
See you at the rallies Levin! Don't worry, we'll recognize each other. We'll be the ones saving our country; you'll be the one with the racist sign and poorly thought out plan to dismantle us.