Made Me LOL of the Day: Gore and his disdain for "ambush journalism" and Fox News punks named Jesse.
Time for a film!
Inside Gore's head: OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!! Are they getting my good side? I'll give 'em a smile they can trust. ~SMILE~ Man, I don't know why Dancing With The Stars hasn't called me...LOOK at my fancy footwork. Back-Peddle 2, 3, 4... OMG! OMG! OMG!! This punk is wearing my last nerve. Maybe if I just lie and tell him I'll come on the show. Hehe, then he'll leave me alone. Beat him at his own game. OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!! I'll put my non-smiling friend in front of me. That will get my point across. DADDY'S NOT HAPPY. Can't he hear me telling him I'm NOT giving an interview right now? What is wrong with this kid? Obviously he knows who I am, so why doesn't he respect Vice President Gore, so close to being President Gore?! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! I AM NOT DOING AN INTERVIEW. ~SMILE~ Embarrassed?! What is he talking about?! The Arctic Ice is INCREASING?! Well, hell. Maybe I can distract him with a twirl. ~TWIRL ending with JAZZ HANDS!~ Did you see that DWTS?! I'm magical! I AM NOT GIVING AN INTERVIEW. ....and scene.
Take a bow Jesse, that was funny as hell.
Have a great weekend everyone.