Strategery Bubbles

Barry's brilliant political strategery idea bubble to regain his allure (say it slow...aaallluuuure): When all else fails, go on the Jon Stewart Show, the show where the delusional get their political truth. BRILLIANT! I will look like The One that I am.

But, Bar draws the Line at Colbert, because according to Gibbs, "I have yet to see a politician best Stephan Colbert on an interview on his show."

Says it all, doesn't it?

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Barry's brilliant political strategery idea bubble to make amends for shooting off his mouth about Vegas: I'm going to Vegas, baby! To cover my say one thing, but do it anyway about telling the entire world to stay out of Vegas, I'll offer my slippery sentiments to the Mayor and ALL BETTER! Then to the craps tables. Vegas, baby!!

Dude thinks everyone in the world wants to be invited into his presence, and once there they will forget who he is or what he says.

Enter, Badass of the Day: Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman.

Mayor Oscar Goodman has refused an invitation to meet with President Obama when he arrives in town on Thursday. Mayor Goodman called President Obama a slow learner after he told Americans not to blow money on a weekend in Las Vegas if they were saving to put their kids through college.

BOOM, Baby!

Oscar, fair warning bud, if we ever meet, I just may lay a big fat wet one on you.

He goes on to explain that Barry's words matter:

"We are hurting, we have people in foreclosures, we have people having a hard time feeding their families and we can't stand to have a flippant statement made," said Mayor Goodman.

"I haven't heard an apology, I haven't heard a response, all I do is get invitations," Goodman went on to say.

Barry seems to think that all he has to do is extend an invitation to just be near him, and that makes things ALL BETTER! Obviously, Oscar ain't buying it.

Oscar, you are a national super hero. Your cape is ready for pick-up.

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Barry's brilliant political strategery idea bubble to redirect Da' Heat of his poorly run administration and slipping poll numbers: Have Joe Biden appear on any television program, anywhere, and ask him his thoughts on anything. Let 'er rip, Joe!

Harry Smith: "Your critics would say the administration made a maybe even fatal miscalculation in the beginning to spend so much time and energy on health care when in fact it really was the economy."

Biden: "Harry, we had to try to walk and chew gum at the same time."

Whoa. This is one of the most documented, extremely difficult, physical tasks to get right. Keep trying Washington. For all our sakes, keep trying.

Smith: "Unemployment hovering around 10. The real unemployment number is probably closer to between 15% and 20%. People don't think you or a lot of other folks in Washington get it. Does the Obama administration get it?"

Biden: blamed Washington gridlock caused by Republicans: "We get it. We understand why they're angry....It reflects the reality that Washington right now is broken. I don't ever recall a time in my career where to get anything done you needed a super majority, 60 out of 100 senators."

Hehe. Oh Joe, you had me at Republican....

Smith: "You said to me at lunch, you said you've never seen it this dysfunctional."

Biden lamented: "I've never seen it this dysfunctional. I'm trying to get the other team to cooperate to get in the game here a little bit.

Um, Joe? You know you guys, your party, controls things, right?! Why the dysfunction then? I don't think Barry had this in mind when he wanted you to deflect da' heat....DEFLECT DA' HEAT!!

Man, don't you just love well-executed, brilliant, political strategery idea bubbles?! Fun for all ages!