Douche of the Day

Douche of the Day: Harry Reid and his version of the Heathcare Play

Time to gird your loins for a weekend of douchebaggery, brought to you in part by the US Senate and the letter D!

Important Information:

Show Dates: ONE DAY ONLY!
Performances from November 21, 2009
Opening 21 Nov 2009
Closing 21 Nov 2009

Performance Schedule:
Saturday Debate All Day
Saturday Vote @8pm

Tickets:
Pricing: Admission is free. Payment demanded upon passage. Check with your lending institution for availability of funds.
Box Office: Senator's Numbers Vary By State. Helpful Website for Numbers
Outside DC: Numbers Website

Show Run Time:
All Day Saturday, with loud outbursts and hasty intermissions

Theatre Information:
Senate Chambers

Synopsis:
Watch what happens when US Senators try to collect 60 votes in the process to ram heathcare down the American public's throat, despite the opposition of a clear majority of constituents (YOU WORK FOR US!). You'll cheer the wiley, unlikely, hero (Lieberman) as he tries to squash the plan, along with his sidekicks of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops and Republican Leadership. WACK! BAM! KAPOW!

Can they do it? Will they succeed?! Stay tuned...

Show Advisory:
High Caution Advised.
Viewing has been proven to provoke Cussing Tourets and throwing heavy objects within reach.

Genre:
Horror Adventure

Production Credits:
Barrack Hussein Obama (Direction)
Barney Frank (Set and Costume Design)
Bart Stupak (Lightening Rod Design)
Nancy Pelsoi and Joe Biden (Sound Bite Design)


Other Credits:
Written by: Socialists, adapted by the current administration from an original concept by Hillary Clinton.


Folks, this is a once in a lifetime performance, sure to wow any crowd. Clear your schedule now. Call your Senators. Call now. Don't delay.