Decoding Barry

During an exclusive interview with ABC News’ Jake Tapper today, President Obama said that penalties are appropriate for people who try to “free ride” the health care system but stopped short of endorsing the threat of jail time for those who refuse to pay a fine for not having insurance.

Oh, there will be no free-ride. Barry will make sure you pay, PAY I TELL YOU!, in blood, sweat and tears for this proposed healthcare. Well, everyone except those who can't pay, and illegals (yes, i still call them that cause THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE. the political correctness bus stops here, hommies), and those who have a note from the administration, and those who rename "free-ride" to something more politically correct in hopes of tricking you. Oh B. Hussein, that is laughable on every level. Or, as they say on the now defunct Mad- TV, that is laughable On. Every. Lebel.

“What I think is appropriate is that in the same way that everybody has to get auto insurance and if you don't, you're subject to some penalty, that in this situation, if you have the ability to buy insurance, it's affordable and you choose not to do so, forcing you and me and everybody else to subsidize you, you know, there's a thousand dollar hidden tax that families all across America are -- are burdened by because of the fact that people don't have health insurance, you know, there's nothing wrong with a penalty.”

Allow me to decode (i have the special ring!) the above for you, simply using his own verbiage with nothing snarky added by me, because Barry is trying to tell you something, but doesn't have the nutsack to just come out with it for fear of you GETTING IT.

Here we go: Everybody has to get. You're subject to some penalty. Forcing you and me and everybody. Subsidize. Thousand dollar hidden tax. Families all across America are -- are burdened. Nothing wrong with a penalty.

Plain enough for ya? Good.

“I think the general broad principle is simply that people who are paying for their health insurance aren't subsidizing folks who simply choose not to until they get sick and then suddenly they expect free health insurance. That's -- that's basic concept of responsibility that I think most Americans abide by,” Mr. Obama said, “penalties are appropriate for people who try to free ride the system and force others to pay for their health insurance.”

Hey, who you calling a broad? That he actually went on video/audio record with these words is amazing, brave even. His method acting is taking a new direction here. He stepped totally out of character and tried the conservative message on for size. Hmmm, does this fit?! Look at me!! I'm a conservative tea bagger extremist!!1 I try to convince others to be responsible. Totally believable, right?!

"And the award goes to...." ~pan to the expectant B.H.O., with his date Ms. Pelosi (a horror queen in her own right), in an audience filled with his Blue-Lap Dogs~

"...JOE LIEBERMAN!!! ...for his role as a Democrat who punks the Democrats after they let him back into the party."

Note to Barry: Oh, so close. The Academy of Conservative America just isn't buying it. You aren't stretching enough in your work. Sure, sure, you are following the script perfectly, but no one believes you. YOU LIE! Back to acting classes....

That's showbiz for you. Hot one minute, a deceiving poll-stinker in the next...